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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:43 pm
by Thrillho
"The random number generator put a card into play that made it impossible for my opponent to win unless they immediately randomly generated a counter. Their randomly generated card was not a counter so I won."
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:45 pm
by Thrillho
I like Momir basic. I like seeing the thrills chills and spills of what the RNG is going to throw out next.
"RNG took all thought out of my game, an experience I rode to assured victory" is not in that list.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:45 pm
by rezombad
"The random number generator put a card into play that made it impossible for my opponent to win unless they immediately randomly generated a counter. Their randomly generated card was not a counter so I won."
I only gave the most basic outline. If there hadn't been angry messages, and ragequitting, it wouldn't have been nearly as good.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:46 pm
by Thrillho
Thank god they printed that 1/5 bird warrior in Khans to make it just that much more unlikely that that exact chain of events will transpire again.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:46 pm
by rezombad
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:46 pm
by Thrillho
"I could have been Scalplexis. I could have been a contender."
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:48 pm
by rezombad
"The random number generator put a card into play that made it impossible for my opponent to win unless they immediately randomly generated a counter. Their randomly generated card was not a counter so I won."
I only gave the most basic outline. If there hadn't been angry messages, and ragequitting, it wouldn't have been nearly as good.
What thrillho is trying to say is you arent even playing a game, youre just touching cardboard in some sort of order.
Isn't that every game?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:49 pm
by rezombad
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:50 pm
by rezombad
binyah binyah
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:51 pm
by Thrillho
Most card games even ones with heavy rng reliance take some skill to compete in and half of the fun is trying to optimize your plays to roll with the rng punches. Your good game scenario is your opponent suffered a fatal stroke in the middle of the match and list because he died.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:52 pm
by Mcdonalds
My idea of fun is beating the shit out of people with 20/20 indestructible fliers
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:55 pm
by rezombad
Most card games even ones with heavy rng reliance take some skill to compete in and half of the fun is trying to optimize your plays to roll with the rng punches. Your good game scenario is your opponent suffered a fatal stroke in the middle of the match and list because he died.
I'm fairly good at magic, not great, but adequate. If the game had been: 'got scalplexis, oh you dont have fliers i win, lol', or anything similar, it would not have been as fun as it was.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:56 pm
by Thrillho
I mean it was exactly that if you got Scalplexis and then won. Anything else in addition is you putting frosting on that turn of a sentence.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 7:10 pm
by Stardust
Has anyone ever met a mtg player who wasn't "fairly good at magic" in their own opinion.
Some people say they suck at magic, but you know they don't mean it.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 7:11 pm
by Mcdonalds
We shall never speak of this again
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 7:16 pm
by Stardust
"The random number generator put a card into play that made it impossible for my opponent to win unless they immediately randomly generated a counter. Their randomly generated card was not a counter so I won."
My favourite game of yahtzee was when I rolled a yahtzee. My prodigious dice rolling skills are what made it my favourite game. Certainly nothing to do with the fact that it is simply exciting to gamble on random numbers which can create scenarios that are both memorable and enjoyable.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 7:30 pm
by Thrillho
Spin the choice
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 7:42 pm
by rezombad
You can either choose to spin, or choose to choose.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 7:55 pm
by hamfactorial
I didn't choose the spin life, the spin life chose me.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:00 pm
by Mcdonalds
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:19 pm
by admin
I sent Wizards another request for an exclusive preview card, but I'm such a loser I totally forgot to change the title, so Wizards got a mail titled: A request from DiesToRemoval.com for an exclusive preview for the upcoming MTG set Khans of Tharkir (with missing frontpage link)
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:10 am
by rezombad
kekekekekek
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 1:47 am
by donasdux
Duxx, have you resolved the issues on your helpdesk ?
They just went away. Quietly. I screwed up. Plain and simple.
Although I did like my "plain and simple" answer.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 1:49 am
by donasdux
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/mtg- ... comment=26
Just wondering if you kids know where I "bragged" about this.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:06 am
by rezombad
#YOLO
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:53 am
by Mcdonalds
New smash bros, worth getting?
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:54 am
by Mcdonalds
Tell me, I'm gonna be in redneck hell this weekend and I need something to do whilst everyone is watching nascar
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:02 am
by donasdux
New smash bros, worth getting?
Heard it was pretty good, never played so
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:31 am
by rezombad
Tell me, I'm gonna be in redneck hell this weekend and I need something to do whilst everyone is watching nascar
bang your cousin
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:20 am
by rezombad
boom! spoilers son!
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:20 am
by Mcdonalds
My cousins are either a)ugly b)significantly older than me or c)suffer from unlicensed possession of severe onset Down syndrome
Actually all 3 honestly
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:21 am
by Mcdonalds
Tell me, I'm gonna be in redneck hell this weekend and I need something to do whilst everyone is watching nascar
Drink.
Already plan on doing that
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:25 am
by rezombad
go drunk driving. that's always fun.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:42 am
by Mcdonalds
No
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:43 am
by Mcdonalds
There is something really wrong about a whiny white guy covering pay to cum as a slow acoustic guitar based song
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:44 am
by Mcdonalds
You're going to take one of the most furious and frenetic songs made and turn into some pretentious yuppy trash?
Fuck you
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:45 am
by Mcdonalds
Like fuck you and everything you've ever done
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:44 am
by rezombad
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:46 am
by rezombad
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:23 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
I mean I do remember you bragging about it here, wasn't it your first post here? too lazy to check.
