Dies to Removal

@ Khaos - yes it does help, thanks

@ Ham - sound advice New machine will see me streaming.

@ Doc and Wraith - To "go on a tilt" is to get overwhelmed by negative emotions (like getting irritated or angry), causing you to play poorly because you are no longer thinking in a rational way. I stole this definition from MTGS

Hence a tilter is someone who tilts.

Also try +1 Looting, +1 Gargoyle.

RE: tilt. Just try to always calculate a few moves ahead and calculate draw outs. That sort of approach reduces tilt because
A. You have to play slower and everyone plays too quickly anyway
B. The mistakes you make will be from calculation error and that stops you tilting as you immediately improve your skills

Gorilla Shaman or Ancient Grudge vs. Affinity? Tough. Shaman is fun to drop and Shattering Spree their lands; Grudge kills all their creatures.

@ Khaos - yes it does help, thanks

@ Ham - sound advice New machine will see me streaming.

@ Doc and Wraith - To "go on a tilt" is to get overwhelmed by negative emotions (like getting irritated or angry), causing you to play poorly because you are no longer thinking in a rational way. I stole this definition from MTGS

Hence a tilter is someone who tilts.

Gotcha, I thought it had something to do with mead or drinking in general.

@ Khaos - yes it does help, thanks

@ Ham - sound advice New machine will see me streaming.

@ Doc and Wraith - To "go on a tilt" is to get overwhelmed by negative emotions (like getting irritated or angry), causing you to play poorly because you are no longer thinking in a rational way. I stole this definition from MTGS

Hence a
tilter is someone who tilts.

Gotcha, I thought it had something to do with mead or drinking in general.

Tilting your glass usually comes afterword.

It always comes down to mead.

Tube and I played a mirror of that pauper list. After 1 hour and 6 minutes, he wins game three after I take the gentleman's way out by casting wellspring with no cards in my library. Grindiest. Match. Ever.

Thank you Freedom, you really got met mind working! I was happy with 71 cards, now I think I'm happy with 75!

[deck]Boros Artifact Control[/deck]
Creatures
2 Atog
4 Glint Hawk
4 Kor Skyfisher
2 Sanctum Gargoyle

Artifacts
4 Ichor Wellspring
2 Mycosynth Wellspring
4 Prophetic Prism

Spells
2 Faithless Looting
4 Galvanic Blast
4 Journey to Nowhere
4 Kuldotha Rebirth
4 Lightning Bolt

Lands
4 Ancient Den
4 Great Furnace
4 Kabira Crossroads
5 Mountain
3 Plains

Sideboard
2 Celestial Flare
2 Circle of Protection: Red
2 Electrickery
3 Gorilla Shaman
2 Kor Sanctifiers
4 Pyroblast[/deck]

Atog really ties the deck together; letting you cantrip and beatdown faster; fill your graveyard for Sanctum Gargoyle.

Yeah I get it, but why do I want another Shock effect? The deck already slaughters other creature decks.

It always comes down to mead.

Your meadiocrity in responses are noted. Bad pun, could not help it.

So I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "remove cap, push up bottom". My armpits still stink, but man do my farts smell awesome.

So I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "remove cap, push up bottom". My armpits still stink, but man do my farts smell awesome.

You're my fave DS.

He he he.

Because it's more than a shock effect in a deck with Sanctum Gargoyle. Plus it can two for one.

Does redthirst himself have a card?

Redthirst, Lord of Riots 1[mana]RRR[/mana]
Legendary Creature - Demon Lord
Haste, Trample
Red creatures you control have Battle Cry
Fuck 'em.
3/3

Yay? Nay?

Myr could get sideboard slots I guess; feels like a worse Electrickery though.

I'd play with me. Giggity.

Does redthirst himself have a card?

Redthirst, Lord of Riots 1[mana]RRR[/mana]
Legendary Creature - Demon Lord
Haste, Trample
Red creatures you control have Battle Cry
Fuck 'em.
3/3

Yay? Nay?

I did one up this morning. Yours is pretty awesome too, though.

So I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "remove cap, push up bottom". My armpits still stink, but man do my farts smell awesome.

Many lolz were had over this.

Any testing notes on the pauper Boros deck TH?

We should probably take this discussion to the outside the norm part of the forum. Don't want to piss off the super gay too much.

I have started a primer in "Gaea's Cradle". Go.

@ Doc all my likes.

I feel like a terrible person. I just saw a really mean standard land destruction build, and it is so very tempting...

I would actually feel bad for maze's end players for once...

OMG ya'll the next 3 Zexal episodes are subbed. #thingsOnlyHeliosCaresAbout

OMG ya'll the next 3 Zexal episodes are subbed. #thingsOnlyHeliosCaresAbout

...Yu-Gi-Oh!?

After 2-3 hours of doodling and smearing, this happened.

White Weenies and Aura are nice budget decks to Modern, I do recommend BroBots but it'll cost ya $260 online and i have no idea how much in paper.

After 2-3 hours of doodling and smearing, this happened.

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I prefer the older versions of Rod of Ruin but that is still awesome.

We have a Pauper forum now, for those that were getting into that. (I know James was talking about it.) I had a hard time thinking of lands that show up in Pauper a lot, so I went with Barren Moor since it's in basically every MBC list.

Cool ill get into contact with DromarX and cweaver; they're both pauper affionados now.

Cool ill get into contact with DromarX and cweaver; they're both pauper affionados now.

You're the sole mod of the forum right now, lemme know if you need to add someone later.

Finally, i've been playing pauper for a while now, and as friendly as the folks on sally's pauper board are, it's still sally.

Will post my current builds.

Nit picky note, standard, modern, legacy, and limited all have lands that make blue mana, shouldn't pauper be lonely sandbar to keep the trend.

Nit picky note, standard, modern, legacy, and limited all have lands that make blue mana, shouldn't pauper be lonely sandbar to keep the trend.

I think that ended up being more of a coincidence. Casual has Gaea's Cradle, which is green, so yeah, I'm pretty sure the idea was to have the best/most used lands be the title.

@ Raida - LD list/link please

Anyone else thing Stormbreath Dragon looks kind of like Trogdor, the Burninator?

Now I need an alt-art