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Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:58 am**

Spellstutter Sprite isn't terrible especially in a list with Mutavaults and three Cliques. Not sure if it's better than Lavaman though.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:01 am**

Haha, aww yeah. "Tough" Nerd runs rampant at my LGS.
Same here.

I like to stare those people down in the parking lot while downing my beer as I'm holding in my joint toke. When I exhale, I tell them to put their fucking hands in the air. They usually don't know what to make of that and quickly stop
their rant about how awesome they are or how next time they're gonna dominate some 12-year old in a game of Magic that they just lost too.
Dude. YOU are Tough Nerd.

No way. I'm drunk and high nerd.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:02 am**

Lavamancer wrecks too many decks for me to cut him.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:03 am**

It's also my invitational card, little known fact.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:03 am**

Only a fucking legend could design that card.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:03 am**

It's also my invitational card, little known fact.

Indeed. Which invitational was it that you won, hmmm?

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:04 am**

I don't care. Z will always be my Lava Man.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:07 am**

Melbourne Masters 2012; the card was released knowing that one day I would come.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:09 am**

Lavaman in the same deck with Goyf? Nonbo?

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:09 am**

Melbourne Masters 2012; the card was released knowing that one day I would come.

It was foretold by a single star the sky....

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:10 am**

Artist didn't capture your likeness very well...

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:11 am**

The Lavamancer Grim: The Last Temptation of James Fazzolari

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:14 am**

Melbourne Masters 2012; the card was released knowing that one day I would come.
It was foretold by a single star the sky....

They don't have stars down there.

Well they do, but I think they have to stand on their heads to see them or something.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:16 am**

Speaking of Australia, I'm hellbent on going there one day. I want to drink a bottle of mead and box a wild kangaroo.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:17 am**

I heard the water flushes down the toilet in THE WRONG DIRECTION!!!

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:21 am**

Australia is a place devoid of reason. That said, it is on my bucket list. I've wanted to go there since I was a kid.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:23 am**

Other characters based on me:

http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Sakazuki

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:25 am**

I see what you did there.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:25 am**

Just FYI I'm totally joking about the water thing. That's a popular misconception of Coriolis force.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:26 am**

Kills one of the main characters by punching a hole in his chest with a fist made of lava.

Pretty accurate IMO.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:27 am**

Just FYI I'm totally joking about the water thing. That's a popular misconception of Coriolis force.

Really? I thought that was true.

What about Drop Bears?

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:30 am**

If you were going to an actual serious modern tourneyment, (and had unlimited budget), what would you take?

(For everyone)

I would want to take affinity, but I heard that is actually a hard deck to play well, so I would probably just bring Chandra Jund.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:32 am**

Probably kill myself because the format sucks.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:37 am**

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:37 am**

too true my friend, too true

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:37 am**

I have no idea. I have fun playing Modern but only because it's relatively new to both me and my meta. It's just not an interesting format as far as the competitive scene goes.

I'd play UR Delver or Naya Zoo if I had unlimited funds.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:38 am**

I see you're already casting Condescend per my advice.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:39 am**

If I could honestly help it though I'd just attend a Legacy event instead (and that's coming from someone who has yet to play a game in the format).

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:40 am**

Also if anyone wants to play some cockatrice, I'll be on all evening, seeing as I'm stuck in a chair for the forseeable future.

If I could honestly help it though I'd just attend a Legacy event instead (and that's coming from someone who has yet to play a game in the format).

This is also the correct answer.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:40 am**

Legacy is so much fun.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:42 am**

UR Something or GR Tron.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:49 am**

Something something something red

something something something complete

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:56 am**

Fuck it ill just play splinter-twin, that deck is awesome.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:58 am**

We need veteran explorer in modern. Fuck yea I would play modern nic fit

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:59 am**

This is rather disappointing.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:00 am**

what is?

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:02 am**

I hope they gave you some good drugs, Tubester.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:03 am**

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:04 am**

I'd be happy if someone could suggest a budget modern deck. Else, standard is where I belong.

Posted: **Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:04 am**

I have no idea. I have fun playing Modern but only because it's relatively new to both me and my meta. It's just not an interesting format as far as the competitive scene goes.

I'd play UR Delver or Naya Zoo if I had unlimited funds.

My modern scene was pretty damn wide open when I came back into magic during Innistrad. I scared the shit out of my locals running a homebrewed goblin deck which curved out at Hellrider. Now the locals know better and our modern scene has a meta. Modern Masters helped out but we were lucky enough that our shop sold it damn near close to MSRP.

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