[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[hamfactorial]

That sounds really good, red. I think the additional middle layer would be great for things like personal bios, stories, and pictures of our dick.

[redthirst]

I would also like to come up with a new incentive to being a Tier 2 member - currently there's no difference between excellent members who regularly post and have been here for a while and the guy who was like "hey I like dick jokes too" last week.

That doesn't seem right.

Any thoughts?

[windstrider]

Yes, that sounds good to me as well.

[Platypus]

@redthirst: Sound like an excellent idea to me!

[Christen]

That sounds good red.

Also, it's probably obvious that tier 2 members should have contributed to the clan in one way or another (quality posting most of the time, that include dick jokes. Dick jokes needs to have some quality to them).

[Khaospawn]

I'm all in favor of the new changes. Though, I must admit, I'm probably slacking as of late since I've been super busy - fighting off redthirst's dick on a daily basis has become a full time job.

[Valdarith]

fighting off redthirst's dick on a daily basis has become a full time blowjob.

I can only imagine...

[redthirst]

fighting off redthirst's dick on a daily basis has become a full time blowjob.

I can only imagine...

8/10 - would laugh again.

[hamfactorial]

Day 65 brosefs. It's Monday though, which puts a slight damper on my good mood.

[redthirst]

ham, is it true that if you don't use it you'll lose it?

[Alex]

That card is NOT good.

Tajic? Yeah, he's bad. Entreat the Angels is good though.

[photodyer]

Good morning and good night, gentlemen...time to sneak in a few hours of sleep before the kids get home. Organizational plan +1, redthirst.

@ham - when you say "our dick" in the singular are you suggesting that redthirst's member is so massive as to render our individuals tools statistically insignificant? Just checking the math, man... . And +1 to you for Mondays SUCK!

@Khaos - don't forget to brush your teeth...

[Alex]

PS: I still have no idea what the hell the ranks in this clan mean. Why is that even a thing?

[redthirst]

@Khaos - don't forget to brush your teeth...

...and wash your hair.

...and probably burn your clothes.

...and your house.




Sorry.

[Alex]

Holy fucking fuck. I honestly can't believe they'd print this with Restoration Angel still in the format.

[redthirst]

PS: I still have no idea what the hell the ranks in this clan mean. Why is that even a thing?

It meant more before when we were on Sally and using the FoS site and such. Now Tier 1 and 2 are basically the same (something I'd like to fix) while Tier 3 and 4 are pretty close (which, personally, I'm okay with).

Personally, I'd be open to ideas on how to better seperate the Tiers or how to reorganize. Throw something out there and I'll discuss it with any of the council members that want to.

[redthirst]

Ooooh...

I like the new card.

[Alex]

Conley Woods will be happy, it's a card that makes land destruction potentially viable. Mana dorks into Acidic Slimes into Restoration Angels into THIS? Yikes.

[hamfactorial]

ham, is it true that if you don't use it you'll lose it?

Is that a serious question?

[photodyer]

I'm guessing $25 starting price on CFB...

[Self Medicated]

I'm guessing $25 starting price on CFB...

Just saw it on ebay for $25.

[redthirst]

ham, is it true that if you don't use it you'll lose it?

Is that a serious question?

No. It's not.

[hamfactorial]

@photodyer, of course I mean redthirst when I say "our dick". This entire clan is essentially just a cult commune where we agree to service him in exchange for access to the next tier.

It's a lot like scientology, except we actually get value from it.

[rcwraspy]

Thoughts on the new Hydra? http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/attachme ... 1366039131

Has some synergy with Exava in a Jund mashup.

[redthirst]

@photodyer, of course I mean redthirst when I say "our dick". This entire clan is essentially just a cult commune where we agree to service him in exchange for access to the next tier.

It's a lot like scientology, except we actually get value from it.

Also, I don't profit nearly as much...


...which is something we probably need to rectify.

[redthirst]

Thoughts on the new Hydra? http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/attachme ... 1366039131

Has some synergy with Exava in a Jund mashup.

My thoughts from the Sally thread:

Originally posted by redthirst on MTGS

No Haste and no resiliency are rough so there'll be plenty of games where it'll hit play and do nothing - also no form of evasion means a dinky 1/1 token temporarily nullifies your turn 3+ play + however many turns and however much mana you've invested into growing the guy so that's a problem... but honestly, I'm a fan of any threat with the ability to scale itself to the later game.

Resiliency
will still be a problem, I think, but as far as evasion goes, it's not like Gruul doesn't have plenty of relevant ways to give this guy Trample so I think it could see some play.

[Valdarith]

Holy fucking fuck. I honestly can't believe they'd print this with Restoration Angel still in the format.

Oh my...

Naya, here we come? Resto Angel, Acidic Slime, Swagtusk, Huntmaster...

I can't believe they printed this!

[Valdarith]

Thoughts on the new Hydra? http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/attachme ... 1366039131

Has some synergy with Exava in a Jund mashup.

My thoughts from the Sally thread:

Originally posted by redthirst on MTGS

No Haste and no resiliency are rough so there'll be plenty of games where it'll hit play and do nothing - also no form of evasion means a dinky 1/1 token temporarily nullifies your turn 3+ play + however many turns and however much mana you&#
39;ve invested into growing the guy so that's a problem... but honestly, I'm a fan of any threat with the ability to scale itself to the later game.

Resiliency will still be a problem, I think, but as far as evasion goes, it's not like Gruul doesn't have plenty of relevant ways to give this guy Trample so I think it could see some play.

I think it's a good one-of as a topdeck. Nothing more really.

[redthirst]

It's no Figure of Destiny or even Kargan Dragonlord, that's for sure, but it is a 3 drop that stays relevant no matter how long the game goes on so it's got something going for it.

[rcwraspy]

Thoughts on the new Hydra? http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/attachme ... 1366039131

Has some synergy with Exava in a Jund mashup.

My thoughts from the Sally thread:

Originally posted by redthirst on MTGS

No Haste and no resiliency are rough so there'll be plenty of games where it'll
hit play and do nothing - also no form of evasion means a dinky 1/1 token temporarily nullifies your turn 3+ play + however many turns and however much mana you've invested into growing the guy so that's a problem... but honestly, I'm a fan of any threat with the ability to scale itself to the later game.

Resiliency will still be a problem, I think, but as far as evasion goes, it's not like Gruul doesn't have plenty of relevant ways to give this guy Trample so I think it could see some play.

I think it's a good one-of as a topdeck. Nothing more really.

I think all these big beaters with no evasion are making Skarrg Guildmage look that much more appealing.

[Calamity]

Holy fucking fuck. I honestly can't believe they'd print this with Restoration Angel still in the format.

Oh my god what the fuck.

[Alex]

Thoughts on the new Hydra? http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/attachme ... 1366039131

Has some synergy with Exava in a Jund mashup.

My
thoughts from the Sally thread:

Originally posted by redthirst on MTGS

No Haste and no resiliency are rough so there'll be plenty of games where it'll hit play and do nothing - also no form of evasion means a dinky 1/1 token temporarily nullifies your turn 3+ play + however many turns and however much mana you've invested into growing the guy so that's a problem... but honestly, I'm a fan of any threat with the ability to scale itself to the later game.

Resiliency will still be a problem, I think, but as far as evasion goes, it's not like Gruul doesn't have plenty of relevant ways to give this guy Trample so I think it could see some play.

I think it's a good one-of as a topdeck. Nothing more really.

I think all these big beaters with no evasion are making Skarrg Guildmage look that much more appealing.

I agree, we already have Kessig Wolf Run as well, so not having evasion in
this day and age doesn't make a card completely unplayable.

[Helios]

Wizards: "We won't print utility cards at Mythic."

....

Though I do love that use of the art. It's a beautiful card. I feel like the only reason this is Mythic is because of how hard the second ability is to grok.

[Platypus]

But that's not an utility card, though. Dreadbore is a utility card.

The card is powerful, that is true.

[Helios]

But that's not an utility card, though. Dreadbore is a utility card.

The card is powerful, that is true.

That seems to greatly depend on your definition of a "utility" card. I would consider both blink effects and anthems as "utility" cards.

I can see where the definition Wizards is working under is probably narrower, i.e., card raw and spells that destroy permanents.

[windstrider]

Holy fucking fuck. I honestly can't believe they'd print this with Restoration Angel still in the format.

Oh my...

Naya, here we come? Resto Angel, Acidic Slime, Swagtusk, Huntmaster...

I can't believe they printed this!

Oh, for fuck's sake. Really?

The art on the card is rather interesting.

[Alex]

So I am making gluten-free bread, and this stuff takes SO MUCH LONGER to rise. Ugh. I'm tired of waiting.

[Helios]

Is the problem with Resto's power level the environment or the fact that the card itself is very powerful?

Alex: That's certainly interesting. Have you ever tried meatless ribs? It's the opposite of gluten-free bread (you make them with pretty much straight gluten).

[Calamity]

Wizards: "We won't print utility cards at Mythic."

....

Its not utility it just lets you reuse every etb super value creature you played for RW... oh and your restoration angels are out of mizzium mortars range.

[Khaospawn]

Re : redthirst's massive crank and blowjob -

You guys crack me up. Actually, his crank is so big, I'd imagine that redthirst can't technically get a blowjob. The act would be similar to rescuing a beached dolphin - the first step would be to provide some support with some kind of mobile hammock. Then you have to properly hydrate and lubricate the poor beast while steering clear of the blowhole. Actually, it would probably involved an entire team of college students and PETA members with sponges. Like a charity car wash of some sorts.