Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

[( G_R )]

WHOSE GIMMICKS IS THIS AND WHY WAS IT NEVER USED

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The voice of reason is absent from this site, that's the hidden message.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Let me tell you something about spammers:

Spammers clog internet bandwidth, email inboxes, forums and blog comments. Over 90% of the world's email traffic is spam. Spammers have made email almost useless. Without filtering, spammers make forums and blogs basically useless.

Spammers cause actual monetary losses to people. For example when I was working at the university here, the admins told me that during the history of the school they had had to upgrade the school's email server several times solely because of spam. At times the server gets tens of spam emails per second, which effectively constitutes pretty much a DDoS attack (even though it's not a deliberate attack aimed precisely at that server in question). Since email is crucial for the university, they have no other option than to upgrade the server to handle all that incoming junk (or else genuine email may be lost). This costs money. Money that could well be used for something more constructive.

Spamming is illegal in many countries. In other words, not only are spammers scum, they are in fact criminal scum. I loathe spammers.

Whenever you call me a spammer, you could just as well be calling me a thief or a rapist. I find it obnoxious and offensive. When you happen to be on a bad mood and pick out one comment of mine out of hundreds similar comments and label it "spam" and give me an infraction for "spamming", you are bunching me with the criminal scum, the bottom-feeders of the internet.

I don't care what your forum rules define "spam" as meaning, making an innocent off-topic remark on a MtG card, or correcting someones mistake, is not spam. If you don't know what "spam" means, then go and find out, and fix your definition. Please stop insulting people. Reserve the term for actual spam (which does happen in this website), for the actual criminal scum. Stop calling me a criminal scum for basically any "infraction".

And since I'm on that subject, I'm really getting tired of the pretty arbitrary rules for calling people spammers here. For example, I see people making incorrect statements in the rulings sub-forum all the time, and other people correcting those incorrect statements all the time. It makes sense: People make mistakes, and other people correct those mistakes so as to not spread false information. But if a moderator arbitrarily thinks that some correction was "too narrow", he can decide to give an infraction for "spamming". What "too narrow" and "too nitpicky" really means, where the line really is, is anybody's guess.

The reasons given for infractions are also sometimes really bizarre. For example, I once corrected an incorrect statement made by someone, and gave a card as a counter-example. A mod decided to call me a spammer for that, and gave me this reasoning:

"If you have to pull out a card nobody asked about in order to disagree with someone's answer, chances are you're nitpicking."

Apparently if you show a counter-example with an actual card, "chances are you're nitpicking". The logic of this reasoning escapes me. (Even if you argue that the comment was "nitpicking", what does using a card have anything to do with that?)

Or how about this: I once was browsing the forums and I thought I was in the "general" subforum and posted this comment to a thread: "I love the flavor. The fire burns you, and unless you put it out with some water, it will burn you again." (I don't remember what the card in question was.)

It turns out that I didn't notice that the thread was actually on the rulings forum. Oops. This was an honest mistake. Well, it was a rather innocent and innocuous remark, so no harm done, right? Wrong! I got once again labeled as a spammer for the horrible, horrible crime of posting such a hideously offensive remark in the rulings forum. When I asked the moderator what harm did my comment make that deserved the infraction, I get this gem of a response:

"Everybody who read your post was hurt by it. They read your post, expecting an on-topic contribution, only to find that their time and mental energy was wasted by an off-topic post."

If I didn't know better, I would have thought that the mod was just busting my chops, making fun of me. No sane person would write that seriously. But apparently we are in bizarro-land here.

OP from MTGS CI

[Stardust]

No wonder Spam is such a bad person! Turns out he's a rapist and a thief!

[Stardust]

This infraction justification is just great though. Really.

"Everybody who read your post was hurt by it. They read your post, expecting an on-topic contribution, only to find that their time and mental energy was wasted by an off-topic post."

Spam should never be this serious.

[Checkbox]

I think the reader was in the wrong, reading a post expecting an on-topic contribution.

[Stardust]

Reading comprehension infraction.

[Stardust]

Checkbox, you still have the worst avatar on this entire site and internet in general.

[Checkbox]

There are many here who do not share your opinion.

[Khaospawn]

No, Stardust is right.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Spam is one of the many forms of Internet Terrorism

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Spam leaves #wounds in people who read it.

[hamfactorial]

Spam did 9/11!

[hamfactorial]

This spam triggered me

[( G_R )]

What is off-topic? Are there actually "topics"? If the conversation moves away from where it started to a different topic, isn't it "on-topic" except on a different one?

[( G_R )]

What is off-topic? Are there actually "topics"? If the conversation moves away from where it started to a different topic, isn't it "on-topic" except on a different one?

This kind of revolutionary ideas can get you kicked out of Iridium.

[( G_R )]

What if all of my posts are "on-topic"?

[( G_R )]

Except I make a lot of them? Am I spamming, or enriching the conversation?

[( G_R )]

"Edit your last post and add to it"

Because gawd forbid your post count increases, or the thread you want to talk about gets bumped!

[( G_R )]

Post counts! Epeens! Post! Post! Post!

[( G_R )]

Penis

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Spam

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[( G_R )]

I should get a can of

[Khaospawn]

Spam backwards is just Maps!

[Stardust]

No, Stardust is right.

And I should know. I made it.

[Khaospawn]

No, Stardust is right.

And I should know. I made it.

The plot thickens.

[Khaospawn]

The game is afoot!

[Khaospawn]

A literal foot.

[hamfactorial]

Your foot is literally afoot.

[Blackhound]

Allah akbar.

[Stardust]

No, Stardust is right.

And I should know. I made it.

The plot thickens.

I made his signature too, to which he replied, "Please! This signature is too awesome! I now need something to reduce the overawesome nature of my online profile."

Being a merciful god, I assented.

[Col. Khaddafi]

god with g minus

[Col. Khaddafi]

Checkbox is a Children of a Lesser god

[Stardust]

G minus? Is that what they call it in Libya?

[Col. Khaddafi]

Don't invoke his name in vain you Kafir

[Checkbox]

kafurry

[Gatts]

Aloha Snakbar!

[DroppinSuga]

Gatts posts are not what I come here for

[Blackhound]

Quote.



Once we move, you'll see an improvement in tech support and overall site quality.

So, it's not that this way doesn't work, it's that moving alows the site to be even better (in the log run). We'll surely have some problem when we move (that always happens with new software), but once that's been tackled (a month or so, I estimate), we'll start seeing improvements in the site. There will be resistence at first, but my guess is that 3 months after the move, everyone will be glad we moved

[Col. Khaddafi]

that's one of my favorite Curse quotes