Dies to Removal

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:25 pm**

Yes, after I stopped using strategy and resource management and just mashed my thumbs on the keyboard, it all clicked!

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:31 pm**

So THAT is where I am going wrong. I am trying to think my way through things rather than facerolling the keyboard.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:12 pm**

I heard that even a toddler was winning games with it

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:49 pm**

My toddler, yes. She has a higher win % than me.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:05 pm**

Confirmed, she beat me in the mirror

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:07 pm**

Her mtgo rating is 1900. Don't feel bad.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:00 pm**

If she's free I'm up for testing/

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:03 pm**

New reality series: Toddlers & Top 8s.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:04 pm**

New reality series: Toddlers & Top 8s.

Quite possibly the first reality show that is almost worth watching. Almost.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:15 pm**

Tell me you wouldn't watch this baby play magic.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:17 pm**

We wouldn't because we can't

#fail #snark #k8

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:23 pm**

#ToddlersNtop8s

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:24 pm**

Now trending on twitter

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:39 pm**

Her mtgo rating is 1900. Don't feel bad.

So glad I can't see my mtgo rating on the beta client. Life is full of enough sorrows.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:32 pm**

Anyone got these cards on modo that wouldn't mind letting me hold for the next weeks? (Can give them back on the 27th)

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:19 pm**

Lazer's Wallet :5rupee:

The last 2 where kindly earnt by my Satyr Firedancer who single handedly crushed Pedros' GW deck of horror for me after SBing

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:37 pm**

Lazer:

Is that the matchup for Firedancer? I haven't brought him in all week, wasn't sure what matchup he was useful in. I haven't faced GW though so maybe that's why.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:40 pm**

Lazer:

Is that the matchup for Firedancer? I haven't brought him in all week, wasn't sure what matchup he was useful in. I haven't faced GW though so maybe that's why.

He destroys MonoU and GW and WW. Simply drop him T2 and just take them to pieces

He's good against GR and Rx Devo too but you have to play him more carefully here as they have removal.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:57 pm**

One does not simply drop him T2

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:57 pm**

Note that game 1 I didnt have any problems to kill you Lazer, and game 2 without him I would easily win probably. Also I didnt draw a single SB card for this matchup (no courage or god's willing)...

Because of you have 34 QPs ;p

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:58 pm**

REMATCH!

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:04 am**

Lazer hooked me up! Thanks so much.

Currently need 4 more fetches, some combination of Foothills and Cliffs... anyone?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:09 am**

Purp:

I have a set of Scalding Tarn that you can borrow. Are you grinding QPs with Legacy burn?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:17 am**

I have 4 Arid Mesa and 4 Scalding Tarn thank to LZ. I need 4 of either onslaught fetches (or 2/2 3/1) and sulfuric vortex.

I will be grinding QPs/preparing for Invitational

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:26 am**

Note that game 1 I didnt have any problems to kill you Lazer, and game 2 without him I would easily win probably. Also I didnt draw a single SB card for this matchup (no courage or god's willing)...

Because of you have 34 QPs ;p

G1 you won by 1 life point

Without Dancer the match is def in your favour but if you insist on playing decks with no removal

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:28 am**

Lazerburn for president!

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:30 am**

He provides a steady stream of loaned cards and pictures of tight asses on my Facebook feed.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:31 am**

I'm pleased you like the asses Ham

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:34 am**

Dat ass

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:55 am**

Hahaha yeah, I don't mind those updates, though they usually come after my morning perusal of Ellie Goulding's facebook page, so they're unecessary but not unappreciated.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:22 am**

For real though, anyone got 3 Sulfuric Vortexs and 4 Onslaught fetches I can use until the 27th of this month?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:34 am**

Purp, can you record the fire rates of Legacy? From my understanding is horrible

Sulfuric Vortex are under >3.9 each while Onslaught fetches are cheaper then Zendikar fetches, so I suggest buying them then just winning back your cost (since I don't think we have any Legacy players here T_T).

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:43 am**

Yeah I just bought them off MTOGTraders

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:16 am**

I'd love to watch Legacy burn, will you be recording or streaming?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:40 am**

yea I don't have any legacy stuff. I really should buy fetches because I can't imagine them going down online but it's also a hard 1000 ticket pill to swallow

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:42 am**

Won an 8 man, 13 qps, need to get there one more time -- hopefully I'll get it tonight. Played B/w (hooray fated conflag on obz), mono red, and mirror. I may or may not have wild ricocheted his warleader's helix.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:48 am**

That's actually disgusting.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:59 am**

I love janky stuff like that. I've Reverberated a Cryptic Command or two in my adventures in Modern mono red.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:03 am**

The dailies do tend to fire. They just do it with 8-16 people. I am a big Legacy player but I am also on burn (have the primer up and everything) so I can't just give him my deck. Maybe I will stream a few tomorrow.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:42 am**

I'll go ahead and stream it, hopefully I wont have too much lag since Ill be in teh standard one as well.

twitch.tv/xilezatl

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