Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

[Second Harkius]

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stardust's former overlord rascals is likely telling dux that he's no longer allowed to post here.

[Second Harkius]

that's probably why sene vanished too

[Stardust]

As if Sene ever took cues from ER. Sene is a God among men. A Norwegian God. Not sure which one. Höðr? No, that would be ER. Maybe Forseti.

[Stardust]

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stardust's former overlord rascals is likely telling dux that he's no longer allowed to post here.

[( G_R )]

Lapdog The Bullied-much wanted the reward for slaying the Dragon of Grondok. However, he didn’t take the usual “knight on a white horse, spear first” approach. Oh no. He approached the castle humbly dressed as an everyday peasant. He thought that maybe that way the dragon wouldn’t see him coming. But the Dragon of Grondok still growled, and sniffed him from a mile. The Dragon took off and flew right at the sorry little guy. It started spitting fire from its mouth and, accustomed to bullying as he was, Lapdog ran quickly to a cave opening and barely avoided the burning breath of the mighty creature.
Lapdog The Bullied-much saw then that it wasn’t about to be an easy task. He then thought that it would be best to stay away from the dragon’s castle, until the time
was right, and went deeper inside the cave. He found that a tribe of warriors lived in there, and he slowly started gaining the favor of the more experienced warriors, by patronizing other peasants and lower-ranked mercenaries. He saw that the whole tribe was plotting a scheme to bring down the Dragon’s castle, and slay the mystic creature, and started bringing his own devices to the table.
He soon gained the favor of the tribe’s leader, Rinamort. And he plotted with him how to bring down the Dragon. But secretly, he was devising a plot of his own. He hadn’t told anyone about his secret weapon: the camera. And he didn’t plan to, either.
Everyone knew that killing the dragon within its castle was a daunting task. The elite of the warrior tribe had already come to the conclusion that they needed to lure the Dragon out, and that they needed to either bring the Dragon to the ground, or somehow be able to fight at the Dragon’s height, near the sky. Then it occurred to them. They would lure it to the highest
summit of their kingdom, and they needed someone to be ready at the top with a special weapon to slay the dragon, while the rest of the tribe used siege weapons to tear down every wall of the Dragon’s castle. Lapdog The Bullied-much volunteered to be at the summit waiting for the Dragon, but still he didn’t reveal his secret weapon.
Luring the Dragon of Grondok out wasn’t as easy a task as they thought. They made many attempts, but every time the Dragon would just fly out, burn the crap out of the luring crews, and then return to the northern tower of the Castle, where it just sat and waited, as if gloating over the defeat of the warriors.
Lapdog realized that they needed to deceive the Dragon, in order to strike the final blow. He told Rinamort, the tribe leader, to speak to the witches, who produced a cursed, fake, dragon’s egg. Once the Dragon touched the egg, it would be trapped and Lapdog would be free to use his camera to expose the maliciousness of the Dragon, and defeat it. He tricked Rinamort
into revealing his location to the dragon, and showing to him that he had acquired one of its eggs. Rinamort was so convinced of the fatefulness of his new servant that he agreed with the plan.
Rinamort took the egg and rode his horse to the recently founded town of Yorkhatten. It was within the Dragon of Grondok’s reach, and he started making noise with his sword and shield. But the Dragon merely growled, as if chuckling. Rinamort grew angrier, and started to throw rocks at the castle, but he wasn’t reaching it. One of his servants, Snakeresque, came with a new idea: a bow and arrow. He quickly ran through the village, avoiding a fire spit from the passing Dragon, and swiftly grabbed the bow and some arrows. He then struggled back through a similar kind of difficulties. When he finally returned, he was surprised to find a very savage looking Rinamort, who was sucking the blood out of the neck of a rooster that he found near their location. Snakeresque merely watched, as Rinamort sucked the rooster’s
blood.
Snakeresque held the bow and stretched it as far back as he could. His arms trembled with the effort. When he finally released the arrow, he fell to the floor from the momentum he had imprinted to the projectile. The arrow flew, and missed the Dragon of Grondok’s wing by a couple inches, but that sure got the dragon’s attention. Rinamort started yelling and waving the fake dragon’s egg in the air. The Dragon, however, wasn’t easily deceived, and it knew already that that was not one of its eggs, because the Dragon of Grondok was a male dragon, and he laid none. However, he realized that this Rinamort person was not going to leave him alone until he tore his head from his living body, and started flapping its wings.
Lapdog was waiting on top of the mountain’s summit, and had his camera ready. From the height, he saw how Rinamort dodged flame after flame from the dragon’s mouth. He encouraged him while he was climbing the mountain. Suddenly, the dragon grew tired of warnings and grabbed Rinamort’s
horse with its powerful jaws. This propelled Rinamort higher up the mountain, very near the summit. The Dragon of Grondok chewed the horse mercilessly, and came back for Rinamort, who had already reached the summit . Rinamort stood a few paces in front of Lapdog, who took out his camera and smacked Rinamort in the head with it. Rinamort fell flat on his face with his buttocks up, just in time for Lapdog to prepare THE BROWN NOSE. With a fully brown nose, Lapdog prepared his camera to take a shot at the Dragon. The Dragon spat a dense smoke ball towards Lapdog, who almost dropped his camera, and catch it mid-air, only backwards. When he tried to take a shot at the dragon, he shot himself, and the Dragon ate him.

[Stardust]

There is something in the CoC about how you're supposed to behave outside the mod cave, of course. I seem to remember some discussion that that might include other sites as well. No question that duxx was over the line in pretty much every one of his badass posts. But at least they were badass. Right? Guys?

[( G_R )]

He was reprimanded. I guarantee it.

[Stardust]

I could probably find out, but trying to use the search function on my phone is a horrible experience.

[Second Harkius]

he either was given a sternly worded PM or he genuinely ragequit after Scumbag's verbal spanking.

[Col. Khaddafi]

I have no problem with him or any of the other morally corrupt mods of MTGS posting here, but he was really becoming annoying. Like when Spam and Jones rip each other to shreds here, they kinda have earned it because they're battle hardened internet warriors, and they deserve some leeway after the widespread abuse they suffered at the hands of evil mods MTGSalvation.

Like he probably meant no harm, but he was working under the assumption that being internet tough guy would give him a fasttrack to acceptance over here, something no doubt is partly to blame from the brainwashing these guys get in their mod lounge, but once several different people pointed out the error in his ways, he just wouldn't stop going on, and this aggresion couldn't simply stand.

[Stardust]

Maybe he's just too busy updating his resume to come here. New mods have some great tips!

[Second Harkius]

stardust and pals spent months defending rianalnn only for him to up and vanish on them.

he left them alone with their shame.

[Second Harkius]

though props to stardust for breaking free in an effort to regain his lost humanity.

[Stardust]

You are a terrible person and I dislike you very much.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Ha, it took you some time but even you are warming up to Stardust!

[Second Harkius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUTOMoUsxA

[Second Harkius]

horrible song, don't click that.

[Stardust]

Bad movie too.

[Second Harkius]

Ha, it took you some time but even you are warming up to Stardust!

i thought he was just sticking around to prove he wasn't 'still sore' but it's been like a year and he seems mostly reformed.

[Stardust]

Ha, it took you some time but even you are warming up to Stardust!

i thought he was just sticking around to prove he wasn't 'still sore' but it's been like a year and he seems mostly reformed.

Yeah, PTSD is pretty rough. I understand.

[Stardust]

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Oh God, here it comes.

[hamfactorial]

[Col. Khaddafi]

Soon he will finally be able to rise the remaining echelons of the site and get access to room 13 (the Gutter) and finally unfold the alfa leak, then his nearly two years of undercover job will finally be over.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UzvsEGtSqU

And then Laura Palmer will say

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The leak is Nai

[Col. Khaddafi]

Except this is like The Departed, Stardust no longer knows who he is working for

[Stardust]

Except this is like The Departed, Stardust no longer knows who he is working for

You guys did give me a green name, so that's, like, +15 loyalty points.

[Stardust]

No, when the time comes, I'm sure I'll kill just like everybody else. I can't go down without a fight. Only I keep wishing I could think of a way to show them they don't own me. That I'm more than just a piece in their game.

[Col. Khaddafi]

[Stardust]

Ha, good ol' Syphon. What a guy. Has he been unbanned yet?

[Stardust]

ria called him a "token unsavoury member" back during the banning discussions. That was a fun one.

[Col. Khaddafi]

I think he is around MTGS, he was randomly in and out, guy had anger issues but was fun to watch, kinda like LogicX

[Kaitscralt]

Like, remember how many of those guys at the Nurenberg trials said "but, but, I was only following orders! It was nothing personal!"

are you insinuating that ria, lapdog, gals, sene and megiddo are hiding in brazil?

[( G_R )]

Go get them, Neo.

[( G_R )]

RIP NeoMetalSonic

[Mogadishu Jones]

Like, remember how many of those guys at the Nurenberg trials said "but, but, I was only following orders! It was nothing personal!"

are you insinuating that ria, lapdog, gals, sene and megiddo are hiding in brazil?

Dont put rias family in danger like that!

[donasdux]

FYI no one owns me. I am still here, I haven't been "spoken to" bla bla bla. Because I don't show up for a few days you people assume I rage quit or am butt-hurt from internet name calling? Please, I'm 44 not 14. Sheesh, sorry I don't live on DTR. I'll try to inform you all if I am going to be absent for more than a day or so next time.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Please, I'm 44 not 14.

And your posts here are proof enough of this!

[Col. Khaddafi]

But seriously, just don't shitpost and you'll find out we are a merry bunch.

[Col. Khaddafi]

I understand that you might have heard the worse things about DTR in some of your mod lounge brainwashing sessions, but honestly, this ain't The Gutter where you have to "lurk moar". You have absolutely no incentive to pull out any Internet Though guy routine here simply because this is a general blathering thread. People are pretty much laid back here, so you can simply jump into a discussion and blather on. Or even bring some new random topic to the conversation. Try it sometimes.

[Col. Khaddafi]

...aaand he fled away again