Dies to Removal

I think we should be talking less about Aaron Paul and more about your friend

She's pretty cool, I met her and Jessica Nigri at the gameworks across the street from the seattle convention center last year.

did you fuck her

There are some posts that are actually good. For everything else, there's Checkbox.

shut up Checkbox

There are some posts that are actually good. For everything else, there's Checkbox.

that works too

but srsly, go eat birthday cake or something

I will tomorrow; got an 8 hour shift at DQ tonight. However, they give you a free cake for your birthday, so tomorrow I'll have Blizzard Cake

Mmm, ice cream cake is the best.

oh man, I have ice cream.

chunkbox, why do you do the things you do?

Ice cream cake is the third best cake after tiramisu and chocolate mousse cake, but it's still really good

I'm sorry, but pineapple upside-down cake is number 1.

chunkbox, why do you do the things you do?

Stay stupid things then thank the people who insult you afterwards?

the worst part is that the most stupid things he says are things i have said word for word

I'm Checkbox

Has thanked: 0 time

You're good.

if you think the shit I say is unfunny the first time, it's only worse after the second, third, fourth and fortieth time the checkboys repeat it

The difference is that you're a persona, not a real person.

shh, not everyone gets that

Flaming fish, fake girlfriends (Belza... really?), pretending to be good at Magic... uh, sure, you're a real person.

the world lost a lot of good fish that day

belza will never be the same

Belza was a fish? Those burn scars... horrible.

she's just a gal who likes award contests

Yeah. And uncooked fish, apparently.

The closest my fish ever came to mass extinction was when the tube to my external filter popped out and started pumping water out of the tank and onto the floor.

Well, not exactly onto the floor. Directly into the heating ducts. It just so happens that where the water pooled and started flowing through my basement ceiling was precisely where the downstairs fire alarm was located. It went off, I went downstairs to find a steady stream of water flowing through my fire alarm, and my fish were saved!

Fire alarms save lives.

The closest my fish ever came to mass extinction was when the tube to my external filter popped out and started pumping water out of the tank and onto the floor.

Well, not exactly onto the floor. Directly into the heating ducts. It just so happens that where the water pooled and started flowing through my basement ceiling was precisely where the downstairs fire alarm was located. It went off, I went downstairs to find a steady stream of water flowing through my fire alarm, and my fish were saved!

Fire alarms save lives.

ours didn't go off

it was the sorcery of belzabub

"Ours"...

Is that Kaitscralt, Madding and Belza?

belzablub

"Ours"...

Is that Kaitscralt, Madding and Belza?

don't forget spam

Ah yeah, I guess that would have been well before he was murdered.

the worst part is that the most stupid things he says are things i have said word for word

I'm cool after its cool. Like a reverse hipster

I got into Magic after it was cool, and that worked out okay. Now I make $5K a year going to PTQ's.

You earn less than someone grinding fnms for value

I won one of these at my EDH league:

http://www.amazon.com/DC-Collectibles-V ... B00A7MSEUY

Fuck the EU

seriously, fuck them.

You earn less than someone grinding fnms for value

Channel the rage. let the butt hurt flow through you