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Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:07 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
You know why this clan is the best? We can have a break for Bohemian Rhapsody and then still have old timers say "nice, but not as good as the other time we had a break for Bohemian Rhapsody"
This clan fuckin rocks.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:12 pm
by Sasky
Drafted this yesterday. I think Z might like the deck.
The card in-between Forbid and Izzet Charm is Mana Drain.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:12 pm
by hamfactorial
Don't Daze me bro!
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:14 pm
by Sasky
Daze is such a winner. Countered everything from Jittes to Planeswalkers to Mind Twists.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:23 pm
by windstrider
@Khaos -- Clan motto:
Damnant quod non succendetur. They condemn that which they cannot burn.
Dude. All of my yes.
Thought you'd like it.
I want to print business cards for FoS and DiestoRemoval.com to hand out at the lgs. I'll use that as the motto.
Cogito ergo succenderunt means I think therefore I set it on fire.
Doesn't that translate to "I think, therefore they burned?"
Not according to google translate. I found a few other sources that basically confirm it.
Succendo means to kindle, burn, or to set on fire.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:25 pm
by zemanjaski
Love it Sasky.
http://youtu.be/F8gPRLFRiXw
Why I like legacy UB.
He didn't even let me cast Crucible [of Worlds]. What the heck is that?
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:37 pm
by lorddax
So I've got a maybe a bit of downtime this weekend with the house being full of people (was supposed to be the wife and I's wedding reception, but my gram's funeral was 2 weeks ago
), thinking about working on card sleeves. Any ideas for putting in an 300+ order? Trying to come up with some good ideas for what to put on em that won't give our decks away lol
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:43 pm
by hamfactorial
I was going to suggest a panoramic image of red's crank, but we're not playing Commander.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:26 pm
by windstrider
So I've got a maybe a bit of downtime this weekend with the house being full of people (was supposed to be the wife and I's wedding reception, but my gram's funeral was 2 weeks ago
), thinking about working on card sleeves. Any ideas for putting in an 300+ order? Trying to come up with some good ideas for what to put on em that won't give our decks away lol
Matte black card sleeves, the white FoS font that you had created in the t-shirt thread, with diestoremoval.com underneath. Something tastefully understated would look best, even though no one would accuse of of being understated. Tasteful? Sometimes. Understated? Never.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:59 pm
by Helios
Cogito means "I think," ergo means "therefore." So whatever the third word means, stick that on the end. It is definitely "I think, therefore x"
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:22 pm
by rcwraspy
Cogito means "I think," ergo means "therefore." So whatever the third word means, stick that on the end. It is definitely "I think, therefore x"
droppin the knowledge.
as opposed to the suga.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:29 pm
by hamfactorial
Lend me some Suga, I am your neighbor.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:33 pm
by rcwraspy
no need to ask. We pass the Suga very liberally around here.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:46 pm
by Nuwen
-erunt is a third-person plural perfect active indicative conjugation, so succenderunt means "they have burnt [actively - so they were not burnt by external force]." My dictionary says the verb can take a transitive object to imply real burning; without any object (intransitive) it comes off as a passive English translation (even if the original Latin is in the active voice). Something like "inflamed by passion."
Succendo is the first-person singular present active indicative, or "I burn [am inflamed]." This is the conjugation you'd use in "cogito ergo x," because cogito is also first-person singular present active indicative.
The gerundive participle (succendus, -undus) actually means "blushing," which is quite cute.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:54 pm
by Wraith223
It is amazing to see a hard core literature/language interpretation while easily shifted to dick jokes. I would give you all a hand, but it sound as if you already have the clap. Way to happy to be part of FoS.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:55 pm
by rcwraspy
I think Nuwen is T-X from T3: Rise of the Machines.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:55 pm
by redthirst
I don't know what part of that was Latin and what part was suppose to be English.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:10 pm
by Wraith223
It's when they mention gerunds in language use that my dick starts to painfully itch and I my eyes glaze over.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:16 pm
by toddulent
Hey guys, I am trying to find info on the Pyromancer's Gauntlet deck. I don't have quite all of the cards needed (2 Chandra and 2 Mutavault), but I am close enough I can make it work. I want to read up on how to play it and I thought maybe someone knew exactly where it is.
EDIT: Found it.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:19 pm
by windstrider
Nuwen's smart.
I am smrt.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:24 pm
by toddulent
Annnnd I just realized redthirst's sig pic is a mooning and not a moon. Awesome.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:26 pm
by windstrider
How about Cogito ergo extermino? Or Cogito ergo incendo?
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:30 pm
by Wraith223
Redthirst, you needed more tool box Goblins? This one is interesting.
http://magic.tcgplayer.com/db/article.asp?ID=11441
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:32 pm
by redthirst
Saw that earlier today - too many colors.
I need red Gobos.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:34 pm
by redthirst
LP said something about wanting a good Jund Commander, though, and that probably fits the bill pretty well.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:47 pm
by Wraith223
Someone at WoTC must be related to Goblin Welder cause it looks as if we got an ashtray.
It is good for jund, but you are right, we need more mono-colored stuff.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:57 pm
by Wraith223
I kind of want to use
Shattergang Thug with
Olivia Voldaren. Steal>sack>rinse and repeat. ALOT of mana to that though.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:11 pm
by lorddax
Seeing all this latin, what say you to a clan latin phrase on the card sleeves?
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:23 pm
by Calamity
latin is fuckin baller
Cogito ergo combustio bitches
EDIT: Just realized combustio is a noun and i'm bad gotta think of something else
EDIT2: Okay here's a better one: Cogito ergo ardeo
where ardeo simultaneously means burn, love, rage, be in a turmoil, AND (just for Alex) sparkle/glow
it's perfect
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:24 pm
by DroppinSuga
Latin makes me look smart!
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:45 pm
by DarthStabber
I've really liked [card]sek'kuar, deathkeeper[/card] and what jund deck doesn't want 3/1s for all it's dudes dying? Back when he was in standard, my tribal standard deck on mtgo curved into him and that worked pretty well, but honestly the bulk of the heavy lifting was done by rakdos guildmage.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:46 pm
by Jack
I feel that cogitamus, ergo ardemus (we think, therefore we burn) is more fitting. Ardere has the implication that we are setting fire to something else and gives the message that "red is the thinking man's colour." We are playing burn because it is the smart thing to do.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:51 pm
by rcwraspy
I feel that cogitamus, ergo ardemus (we think, therefore we burn) is more fitting. Ardere has the implication that we are setting fire to something else and gives the message that "red is the thinking man's colour." We are playing burn because it is the smart thing to do.
Someone go get the chicken dinner. Because here we have a winner.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:26 pm
by Helios
I like freedom's suggestion. How about just "FOS" in landscape on the sleeves? Clean, simple, and to the point. Like lightning bolt.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:29 pm
by Aodh
Were you running PyroRed, Z? That deck just shits on devotion and all-in lists.
RE: sleeves; the plural Latin idea is dope, but I fear hippopotamus jokes from the imbecils at the LGS.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:35 pm
by redthirst
I just want them to say "Fires of Salvation" in a nice font.
That way when I sit down to play there's always the possibility of this happening:
Opponent: "Oh, you're one of those FoS guys?" rolleyes
Me: "One of them? Bitch, I'M THEIR KING!"
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:38 pm
by rcwraspy
I just want them to say "Fires of Salvation" in a nice font.
That way when I sit down to play there's always the possibility of this happening:
Opponent: "Oh, you're one of those FoS guys?" rolleyes
Me: "One of them? Bitch, I'M THEIR KING!"
Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, your dick slaps them in the back of the head.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:45 pm
by redthirst
You keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not redthirst. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side...
"Whoosh!"
...from the penis that you didn't even know was there. Because redthirst's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...
[produces scale model dildo from his pocket]
A retractible penis, like a razor. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when he starts to burn you. So you know, try to show a little respect.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:47 pm
by Helios
This is a quick mock-up, but....
Don't judge me for the quality, that took like 5 minutes.
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:55 pm
by Khaospawn
You keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not redthirst. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side...
"Whoosh!"
...from the penis that you didn't even know was there. Because redthirst's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...
[produces scale model dildo from his pocket]
A retractible penis, like a razor. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is,
you are alive when he starts to play you. So you know, try to show a little respect.
The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look... redthirt's cock and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?
