Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

Postby **Stardust** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:24 pm

The only advantage to real war is that the military will pay for your health care. This guy had to deal with it all by himself.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:52 pm

Just wait for Kait to comment this one

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:41 am

Sweet tribal tattoo brah

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:48 am

Can't believe I finally caught up awarding the trophies. whew.

Now the razzies

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:48 am

I have to admit I was shocked to see trophies awarded.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:50 am

I never forget

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:14 am

It's true

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:14 am

On his deathbed in 40-50 years his last words will be "Sally, I've won....."

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:16 am

My last words will be "VAMPIRE VAMPIRE VAMPIRE!"

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:16 am

(it's what you call when you spot a hostile missile bearing down on radar)

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:18 am

Suga's last words will be "X-1 at FNM.....I can die happy...."

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:21 am

G_R "I should have had that affair....my biggest regret......"

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:36 am

My last words will be "VAMPIRE VAMPIRE VAMPIRE!"

No your real last words will be "..not..the...meds....hashtag...still....sore"

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:10 am

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:11 am

Where's my black dragon? I think it'll come back.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:14 am

My ban cannot be in vain

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:14 am

Pixelated reaffirmation is what we all want.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:31 am

But how does red compare to black? Am I a better poster now that I have a dragon? These are things I must know!

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:56 am

check the medals section at the top of the page next to FAQ.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:14 pm

Heh, I was joking, but that'll do.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:45 pm

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:15 pm

Con eso basta, cerdo.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:59 pm

Random useless fact about Guatemalans: we use the word "coche" with the meaning of "pig", derived from a Mayan vocable. The rest of the Spanish world use that word for "car", apparently derived from a Hungarian word (same root for the English word "coach", meaning "large kind of carriage"source).

Basically, when someone from another country talks about cars, I picture people driving pigs.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:00 pm

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:02 pm

That's a big pig. Or a small hispanic guy.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:12 pm

That's a photo of some Chinese dude, actually.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:12 pm

You racist fuck.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:15 pm

Oh. No wonder he looked small.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:16 pm

trophies!

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:17 pm

Build, skin colour, fashion, everything looks to me like a Quechua guy riding a pig with an Asian tourist taking a picture. I'm sticking with my original comment.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:19 pm

Stardust fact of the day: Random Asian people take my picture all the time, usually crowding around me first (presumably to get a sense of perspective). It's awkward, but such is the life of a circus freak.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:19 pm

Build, skin colour, fashion, everything looks to me like a Quechua guy riding a pig with an Asian tourist taking a picture. I'm sticking with my original comment.

what about the house in the background?

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:19 pm

Yeah, that too.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:20 pm

thats an azn house not a mexican house

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:20 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -walk.html

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:21 pm

An elderly man who has raised pigs for 30 years has been seen riding his pig around streets and towns in China, after becoming too sick to walk.

The 68-year-old pig farmer from Chongqing in China rides a hog which weighs 250 kg and stands at about 3 feet tall.

He started riding it when an attack of bronchitis made him too sick to walk, which made him attempt to ride the pig.

The man has herded pigs for 30 years, and is commonly known as a 'swineherd', an older term for pig farmer that has disappeared into obscurity with the passing of time.

He was originally skeptical that his idea would pay off, but after giving it a go, he found that it was a lot smoother than he thought it would be.

After his realisation, he started riding the pig everywhere, from his house to market, to around the town.

China is the world’s largest pork consumer and half
of the world’s pigs – nearly 480 million – are kept there.

Last year the US’s largest pork producing company, Smithfields Farms, was bought by a Chinese company for £4.2billion.

The man can be seen in all weathers, donning an umbrella when the weather would cause most to travel via car.

Thanks to the pig being a sustainable vehicle, all he needs to keep going is a little bit of fuel for the pig in the form of some lettuce or scraps.

This probably makes the pig far cheaper than a regular vehicle, and much more eco-friendly.

While the 68-year old is able to walk, he much prefers riding his hog around town.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:22 pm

Yeah, okay, story checks out. I'm a racist fuck, etc.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:23 pm

Mexican house:

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:24 pm

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:26 pm

Now let's see a picture of your house for comparison. I'm sure all houses in Mexico look like that one, more or less.

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Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

Riding my hog: Farmer rides his pig to market after illness

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