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Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:17 pm**

remember when MTGS hired that artist to do sketches of us in case they ever needed to submit police descriptions of the Gutter?

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:18 pm**

remember when MTGS hired that artist to do sketches of us in case they ever needed to submit police descriptions of the Gutter?

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:20 pm**

zuckuss and 4-lom should be next to each other

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:20 pm**

but that picture is sick. saved.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:21 pm**

4-1 in the MOCS

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:35 pm**

Preliminaries that is

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:37 pm**

He looked at the tied up couple and smiled with his thin lips. "Four-one," he said calmly. He turned back to the monitor while the couple was left to ponder their fates.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:41 pm**

remember when MTGS hired that artist to do sketches of us in case they ever needed to submit police descriptions of the Gutter?

Oh god oh god thats great

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:45 pm**

one more round

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:11 pm**

and in typical madding fashion i am unable to finish the tournament but wasted my day sitting through it

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:31 pm**

fuck my cunt

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:40 pm**

if i go x-1 through another big tournament and then lose the last round i am going to hang myself and that's not a joke

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:54 pm**

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:54 pm**

#cyberbullying

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:04 pm**

Everytime someone says hashtag it makes me think of hash browns. Then I become hungry, and then I become angry because I don't have hash browns.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:51 pm**

Everytime someone says hashtag it makes me think of hash browns. Then I become hungry, and then I become angry because I don't have hash browns.

hashtag hashbrowns.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:56 pm**

hash bricks

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:00 pm**

well i am 2 for 2 in theros drafts online so my nerd rage is dissipating a bit

second draft had hammer, bow and purphoros

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:01 pm**

that's a reasonable thing to draft.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:02 pm**

my first draft had bident which was somewhere between the other two in 'i winningness'

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:32 pm**

caleb durward said the draft format is lightning fast and aside from opening boosters and teaching a guy how to draft i haven't drafted but in simulation and force UG ramp w/ fliers every time.

is it as fast as advertised and is heroic the "bees knees"?

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:35 pm**

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:35 pm**

but phalanx leader is that good

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:40 pm**

madding is terrible though

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:40 pm**

so if you draft phalanx leader and ordeals you have effectively won the game

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:45 pm**

sometimes. white sucks so you might just get over 9k phalanx leader and have a great deck, but if not your deck will probably suck. the key when facing the heroic deck is to just not block and make their tricks just pump spells.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:47 pm**

what about the wind drake with heroic that thing is dreamy.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:47 pm**

if that thing gets an aura on it it's like the most insane.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:48 pm**

i could not beat that card when playing black

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:48 pm**

that guys pretty good.

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:49 pm**

Gray Merchant.dec seems pretty good

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:50 pm**

adrian sullivan is talking about old decks

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:50 pm**

I'm convinced he's just trying to brag about how he's been playing magic for a while

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:52 pm**

Gray Merchant.dec seems pretty good

it is

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:54 pm**

why do mtg players always say "seems good"?

they never say "is good", perhaps due to years of failing to make definitive claims as a result of having minimal confidence

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:56 pm**

I'm not confident in my limited skills in Theros because I've drafted it once and forced UG but got beat by a guy with 3 Gray merchants and Rescue from the underworld for maximum value

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:57 pm**

tell us about your childhood

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:00 pm**

A priest made me lick cream off his knees

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:01 pm**

why do mtg players always say "seems good"?

they never say "is good", perhaps due to years of failing to make definitive claims as a result of having minimal confidence

it is said sarcastically in a calm manner when your opponent plays something very unbeatable or very bad

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:02 pm**

Gray Merchant.dec seems pretty good

that is a good card but mono-black is not very good at particularly anything unless you get some of the unconditional removal spells.

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