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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:51 am
by Kaitscralt
you touched me here, here, and here

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:58 am
by ( G_R )
Someone get that man a bike!

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:59 am
by Jesus
you touched me here, here, and here
You kept taking your shirt off and showing me your boobs.
...how could I have possibly resisted.
After having spent the last few days dealing with the bullshit dance of just trying to get ahold of a fucking general question email address from them, all I can say is /barn this so hard like I'm /barning at a /barndance with /barns and more /barns on the /barnfarm. Holy fuck sakes!

Them: Time Warner Communications, how may I direct your call?
Me: Hello, my name is Dan, I'm trying to get your company's general email so I can email you some
questions?
Them: What do you mean?
Me: I just would feel more comfortable asking my questions over email.
Them: What is the nature of the questions?
Me: As I said, I would feel more comfortable asking my questions over email. I am not sure how to proceed, and would like your general email address.
Them: What is the nature of the questions?
Me: It involves the security of your networks.
Them: I can assure you that our networks are some of the safest in the nation, sir.
Me: Would you mind if I asked additional questions via email?
Them: Certainly sir, what is the nature of your questions?
Me: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!
lol If it makes you feel better, I have to deal with this shit everytime I call for anything.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:59 am
by ( G_R )
I'd like to hear Onar's opinion about this. Does he believe in Jesus' words?

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:05 am
by Kaitscralt
in soviet russia, craft mage you

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:09 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Soviet Russia is too busy beating on the gays

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:32 am
by rezombad
I want to know why feyd is talking in the third person.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:46 am
by Jesus
I want to know why feyd is talking in the third person.
Because I am jesus, not feyd.
There are subtle differences between us.
There's a lot of things that Feyd can't say.
I, however, can say anything I want.

Like the fact that I often fap to kaitscraft's avvy.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:05 am
by imopen2
You know there are girls with their clothes off on the Internet? I guess you are Jesus so you prob aren't up to date on the porn these days. You know a lot about SQL injections tho

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:19 am
by Kaitscralt
You know there are girls with their clothes off on the Internet? I guess you are Jesus so you prob aren't up to date on the porn these days. You know a lot about SQL injections tho
None are like this one.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:24 am
by imopen2
She's one of the better ones I've seen clothed but I get bored with the same 2 second clip over and over

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:29 am
by Kaitscralt
something about her raccoonish eyes and mischievous grin make me happy

definitely nothing to do with the rack

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:32 am
by rezombad
So is randomly trying to SQL inject websites similar to walking around with your cock out and saying 'its not a big deal, i didn't cum' when someone calls you a disgusting, perverted, amoral, asshole, incestuous criminal?

Or is it more like walking down the street trying to open people's front doors and saying 'chill out, i didnt get in or steal anything' when you get called a disgusting, amoral, asshole, incestuous, criminal?

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:49 am
by Tom Servo
It was all a misunderstanding

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:52 am
by rezombad
Nono. I wasnt trying to fuck your teenage daughter, I just forgot to put it away.

Makes sense tom. Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:53 am
by Jesus
So is randomly trying to SQL inject websites similar to walking around with your cock out and saying 'its not a big deal, i didn't cum' when someone calls you a disgusting, perverted, amoral, asshole, incestuous criminal?

Or is it more like walking down the street trying to open people's front doors and saying 'chill out, i didnt get in or steal anything' when you get called a disgusting, amoral, asshole, incestuous, criminal?
In this instance, it's like walking through a courthouse metal detector and accidentally leaving your keys in your pocket.
Then, when it goes off, people who've never seen keys before freak out thinking you're going to kill everyone.

Seriously.. its a select statement. and it only returns the basic sysobjects that [
i]every[/i] sql database has.
That's like saying I tried to hack the forums by using the name Jesus "...which we all know has godly power and can easily take over the forums"

Your all's reactions to this are priceless.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:57 am
by rezombad
Wouldnt it be more like forgetting you have a gun in your pocket? Since its something you can use to commit serious crimes with?

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:59 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
You sir... are a Lying sack of fucking shit.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 2:59 am
by rezombad
My grammar today is horrible.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:02 am
by Tom Servo
Jesus died in the end, what does he know?

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:05 am
by Jesus
Wouldnt it be more like forgetting you have a gun in your pocket? Since its something you can use to commit serious crimes with?
Not quite, since the code won't do anything. It'd just tell you that they left a window open in the backroom. If you're even actually looking at it.

The entire point of the addon is that when you're coding, its easy to screw up input sanitation.
IE: You have to code to make sure people can't sql inject.
The tester makes sure there aren't vulnerabilities.
Unfortunately, if you have it open, it automatically tries to do its thing when any page loads.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:08 am
by Jesus
You sir... are a Lying sack of fucking shit.
yes yes. I tried to hack your forums by not using a proxy, attempting the same command multiple times on the exact same input, and then giving up after a couple tries.

God I really went full steam ahead there. :rolleyes2:

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:09 am
by Kaitscralt
change your name to lucifer deep hax

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:10 am
by Tom Servo
turn my water into cocaine

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:10 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
didn't we nail you to the fucking cross... get back on it.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:11 am
by rezombad
Sorry my dog tried to bite your face off, if i dont put on his red scarf he tries to bite every person he comes across. Sorry if you were freaked out ots really no big deal at all.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:17 am
by Kazekirimaru
Well, if Jesus said it, it must be true.

I mean, he cut down a cherry tree or something and couldn't lie about it, right?

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:18 am
by Kazekirimaru
Or is he the one with the hat?

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:20 am
by Kaitscralt
Image

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:21 am
by Kaitscralt
Image

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:37 am
by imopen2
i always imagined jesus wore the nicest suits

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:39 am
by imopen2
Users browsing this forum: imopen2, Kaitscralt and 0 guests

I see you, fucker

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:41 am
by Kaitscralt
v'been hacked

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:23 am
by Iesus
He who is without haxx among you, let him be the first to throw a stone at Jesus.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:08 am
by Mcdonalds
He who is without haxx among you, let him be the first to throw a stone at Jesus.
Okay

*hurls stone at jesus*

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:16 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Im aiming for the fucking neck then.

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:02 am
by Col. Khaddafi
ohhhhhhh.
that's what all this "Feyd is hacking the forums" stuff is about.
I thought you all were just being quirky.

That's not a hacking attempt.
Firefox has an addon for sql injection testing.
It's a very useful tool when trying to make sure you've properly sanitized all inputs.
It doesn't do anything malicious, it just runs in the bg and does a simple test.

Feyd, as shocking as it can be, can sometimes be an idiot, and forgot to turn it off before he went to a regular page.
Hence, the fact that there are a couple of random "injections" that do nothing but return a sysObjects select.
[I'm sure if someone was so inclined, they could search the addon code for the exact sql select you read there.]

Feyd apologizes if it scared you.
nNo harm intended, just the effects of an absent mind.
intriguing

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:08 am
by Mcdonalds
Im aiming for the fucking neck then.
would you say that you are going to

"Go for the Throat"?

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:11 am
by Col. Khaddafi
oh and no, Feyd never applied to be a curse technician.
Feyd applied to be a technician before curse took over, to help hannes out, so he wouldn't have to sell.
(this was before Feyd knew the curse deal was done)
Out of curiosity, how would this work out? Why having you help Hannes would have precluded the sale? :confused:

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:13 am
by Mcdonalds
Is jesus a shared account perchance?