Dies to Removal

sometimes he wakes up as a little girl in Haiti and goes to bed as Bashar Al-assad

other times he goes to bed as a humble farmer from China and wakes up screaming as Kaitscralt

we're not mad at you but we are banning you from the site

Shit i take a 30 min hiatus and you change the thread title again and add 3 pages of content.

Fuck ye i say, fuck ye verily.

we're not mad at you but we are banning you from the site

Nooooo! Not there!

Wait shit you're not Checkbox.

I've had my fun with the thread title. Someone can change it back.

(I was prepping for a sparring match over it but kpaca left )

Sorry i got the draft on dvr.

Like, wtf! Dvr!?

My parents got so damn fancy.

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Oh, this again, huh? Sigh. I'm too broken for this argument, too sad and stupid, too tired and weakened. It's not like pulling the retard out of your brain is an option anyway, so it's not like there's any reason I should be fighting this. I should just be letting go... hell I would if I could. But as it is, all I can think is just "Man, fuck 'Rascals. Stay the fuck away from that guy, the longer you're in contact with him the higher the likelihood you'll be going in reverse." He who lies with the lapdogs is bound to get fleas.
#DFERP

I hate this.

How can you make these callous comments about women? Don't you respect them? It's easy to debase the other gender on the internet but where would you be without them? I might be a fat but at least I'm not a chauvinist pig!

I like to use my girlfriend's mouth as a vagina

this is where pendulum would say, "NOOOO! NOT THERE!"

I'm actually more tempted to point out that using "callous" as an insult in response to a conversation about the sensitivity of the feminine labia during menstruation is pretty... well, callous, acully.

I also like to use that mouth as a vagina.

Wohoo NIN on november 18th.

Stoked.

What's with the obsession with the lapdog Pendy?

I mean he's just some nobody rianalnn once brought on staff, who now clings tightly to magical cards internet forums power because he earnestly believes this will help him for his future professional life.

As his linkedin profile shows...

So I've heard.

Did I glitch?

What am I doing on the internet?

Pendulum is trying some new angle, kind of a bust

And free to stretch her claws, this beautiful whore would be brutally honest

Am I the only person that doesn't care about foil cards?

You may find this surprising, but I havn't played mtg since 2004.

I was actually wondering about this yesterday during my retard phase. I figured you either just never talk about the game or haven't played in forever

Who gave Checkbox a second account?

fuck you, I have my own gimmick and its not thready pooper

i'm cutting my hair today what should i do with it please help me choose

Do a hair lizard...

i'm cutting my hair today what should i do with it please help me choose

I cut all my hair off for the summer, join me

Shaving your head is the way to go.

I didn't go that far

I shave my head using one of the razor guard things. It comes out to 1/8th an inch or something.

But do you shave what Yanni shaves?

I thought everyone shaved their balls?

I dont shave my balls cuz im pretty much a caveman. I shaved my beard though

and yanni likes a clean wipe

Also i need a haircut. Srsly.

I've found that if you shave your asshole, it makes for a much tougher wiping job.

You're like the outcome of Checkbox and Yanni doing the fusion dance

You're like the outcome of Checkbox and Yanni doing the fusion dance

Nope.

lol

you didn't lol and you know it