Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

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and my phone's screen has cracked for a second time during a cracking event of which I have no memory

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I'd take a picture and show you but there are two problems with that

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1: I have no mirror near me for which to take a selfie of my phone (because obviously I am at work I don't have access to a digital camera)

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2: the crack extends right past the front camera on my phone, so unless I had an elaborate mirror set-up that would not work either

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so fuck you I'm not showing you my feet

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holy shit, I hit a new page? didn't even notice until the post before this one

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update: engrish man is sending me another cord for free (just the cord was broken, the brick is -presumably- still functional).

[Thrillho]

checkbox has moved on to posting short stream of consciousness posts in my style. next up are long walls of text bemoaning iridium with small grammar quirks of a non-native speaker followed by literal shit posts, non sequiturs, and comments about entitlement culture and eye-catching headlines in relatively unknown settings.

[Thrillho]

and in after hours, posts about how local fast food places do/don't deliver to his house.

[Thrillho]

i believe in you checkbox i think you can complete your skinwalker dtr bingo if you try hard believe in yourself and no one bans you for being awful.

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checkbox has moved on to posting short stream of consciousness posts in my style. next up are long walls of text bemoaning iridium with small grammar quirks of a non-native speaker followed by literal shit posts, non sequiturs, and comments about entitlement culture and eye-catching headlines in relatively unknown settings.

it took me a while to truly capture your spirit

i've tried before but to no avail

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I think this latest stream was decent

for a tryhard

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I do love cole rants though. you really have to be in the right mindset

[Thrillho]

no your posts were bad and you should feel bad.

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[Mogadishu Jones]

No one cares, shut up, be thankful we live in a country with a reliable postal service, and be happy about it you thing that rhymes with fucktard and is fucktard.

[Mogadishu Jones]

THAT'S WHAT I DO!!

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I prefer the "mark Henry bitch"

[Mogadishu Jones]

I prefer the "mark Henry bitch"

Yeh but you're to stupid to understand how to have multiple catchphrases and use them properly.

[Mogadishu Jones]

MARK HENRY BITCH!

[Col. Khaddafi]

ha!

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I have all of your catchphrases

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MARK HENRY BITCH!

here, have some attention

[Kaitscralt]

I think this latest stream was decent

for a tryhard

no you killed a potentially beautiful page with a flood of posts about a goddamn laptop charger order, it was the most unholy shitstorm ever exhaled from a tryhards fat fingertips

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I'm sorry my life isn't more interesting

[Pendulum]

My life also isn't interesting but that doesn't mean I post about it anyway.

[Kaitscralt]

get back to work pendulum

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Actually what am I saying my life is a madcap whirlwind of excitement and I don't tell you about it because you don't deserve to know stuff like how I got to watch lesbians make out in my hot tub.

[Kaitscralt]

those campers don't creep themselves out

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Oh, yes they do. I just provide additional creeper when there's a lag in the system.

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My life is like an actually-entertaining version of Trailer Park Boys.

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Oh, yes they do. I just provide additional creeper when there's a lag in the system.

My favorite is that, when the obviously drunk guy goes up to hit on the band of smokingly hot girls they have like a negative percentage chance of getting with, they invariably are holding a cocktail in a red Solo cup with a pink straw coming out of it. I have actually contemplated that this is one of the mysteries of the universe and great secrets can be revealed to me if I could just figure out why it always has to be a pink straw in a red Solo cup.

[DroppinSuga]

Because because. You're welcome.

[Pendulum]

In other news though I've got a pretty good bead on that ghost that's been hanging around. The IP seems to be coming from somewhere out of Switzerland, and I doubt that's real, so that means I get to do a backtrace on a VPN (which I actually enjoy doing, go me ). Should have that pounded out here pretty quick, time permitting of course. I hope the results are interesting, gonna be pretty pissed if it's just some dude from Curse too lazy to actually log on.

[iamabadman]

fat ugly lesbians in that hot tub amirite?

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fat ugly lesbians in that hot tub amirite?

Nah, the classic pair: a 4 and a 7.

[Kaitscralt]

they still have a better shot than ranger danger riding by on his golf cart

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Feelin' alright, Scralty? Suspension starting to wear on ya?

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Except you know the 4 would be like a 9 if she actually wanted to uphold herself to social standards of beauty.
Translation: a bit too much body hair.