There was this small girls living in the jungle. The locals over there used to harass her and try to make passes at her.
pre-raid neckbeard sexual harassment
No but seriously, what kind of sick fuck makes this kind of sexual harassment to an user wit the picture of a 15yo girl? Christ.
She decided she wanted to join the commando and fight amongst our ranks, so we were more than happy to take her under our wing. The raid was carefully planned and everyone took the assigned positions. The attack would have to be carried out from different directions, so as to create the maximum effect of surprised. It helped that it was almost dawn and even the most hardened neckbeards were down for their daily 2-3 hours of sleep between patrols.
At this point, the tension was at its maximum. We would have to post in a coordinated fashion, following a script that would ensure that all of the speakeasy posting would be over in less than two minutes
Then, it all started. First line of order was to recover the bodies of the fallen heroes from the middle of the battlefield and to provide them with the proper military honors
Honor the Fallen, Salute, Patriot
The team swiftly followed to the primary target, the hugatron. Little did they knew what was awaiting them...
Hugs for everyone!
At this point though, the enemy was already regrouping,
and our lone patriot quickly took a bullet in this leg.
The empire strikes back
Our loveliest, dearest girl quickly ran in the direction of our hero and managed to drag him behind the trenches. The battle was still going at its most fiercest!
A noble girl rises to save the day!
Yet everyone knew we had reached a point of no-return. There wouldn't be any coming back from this mission. Still more than enough time to fire some more shots at some targets of opportunity.
More shots are fired
In the meanwhile, our noble girl had moved forward to the secondary camp, where she
made a fierce last stand.
A target of opportunity
But even the noblest of the girls couldn't whisthand the vicious onslaught of Evil mods MTGSalvation
Death of a patriot
In the end, it was the lack of card tags that led to the demise of our girl
The brutality of the treatment she received will live as a day of infamy untill the end of times. Infraction after infraction was beset upon her poor soul
Never Forget
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:36 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
scummy did you pick up y yet? did i just see your character?? are you a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl???
I always play as a girl. I just petted your Azurill
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:38 pm
by Tom Servo
Death to talibans!
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:39 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Death by lack of card tags
:neverforget:
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:42 pm
by Tom Servo
Tom, are you the inventor of Silk Road?
I could run Silk Road at least a million times better. By "a million times better" I mean not sharing incriminating information in semi public places, using real e-mail addresses, or allegedly hiring hitmen. Fucking noob.
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:42 pm
by Yannaria
GET TO THE CHOPPAH
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:42 pm
by Tom Servo
She was tagged for termination
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:43 pm
by ( G_R )
Aww man! Can't see the pics on this phone, I bet they're epic!
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:43 pm
by Yannaria
It was just days ago she appeared on Jon Stewart.
She entered an international hero, and left a reviled scum of MTGS
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:45 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
What an awesome raid
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:45 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
It was just days ago she appeared on Jon Stewart.
She entered an international hero, and left a reviled scum of MTGS
Everyone eventually leaves as a reviled sum of MTGS
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:46 pm
by Yannaria
Hello hello hello, is there anybody in there?
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:47 pm
by Tom Servo
MTGS supports child trafficking.
TrueStory.jpg
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:48 pm
by Tom Servo
I have sent out 300 thanks to infiltrate your profiles. Now that they are fully assembled, watch as your inferior thanks crumble before the might of my flourishing neckbeard.
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:49 pm
by Yannaria
I have sent out 300 thanks to infiltrate your profiles. Now that they are fully assembled, watch as your inferior thanks crumble before the might of my flourishing neckbeard.
Rezombad beat you
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:53 pm
by Tom Servo
I have sent out 300 thanks to infiltrate your profiles. Now that they are fully assembled, watch as your inferior thanks crumble before the might of my flourishing neckbeard.
Users browsing this forum: DroppinSuga, The Voice of Reason and 0 guests
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:49 am
by DroppinSuga
The insurgents are back!
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:22 am
by Second Harkius
Death to talibans!
Don't you mean a taloreban?
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:23 am
by DroppinSuga
Oh Spammy!
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:34 am
by Yannaria
Hakimullah Galsud
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:35 am
by Yannaria
Mullah Abdul Razcals
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:45 am
by Second Harkius
The best part is 'FlossedBeaver' proving the theory about neckbeards hitting on any user with a female name.
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:39 am
by iamabadman
scummy did you pick up y yet? did i just see your character?? are you a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl???
I always play as a girl. I just petted your Azurill
fucker took awhile to make hjappy and change into an marill, then to an azumarill. he's my start bro now. gotta honedge and quilliden tooooo
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:46 am
by iamabadman
also looking for a helioptile. im on route 9ish.
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:48 am
by iamabadman
FOOOOUND ONNNNNEEEEE
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:48 am
by iamabadman
CAAAAAAAAAAUGHT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:49 am
by iamabadman
NOW FOR HAWLUCHA AND THE ROCK/DRAGON
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:50 am
by iamabadman
I'LL HAVE 2 FIGHTERS ON MY TEAM I DUN GIVE A FUCK
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:40 am
by Kazekirimaru
welcome back to the other side, tom
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:43 am
by iamabadman
ANNNNNNNNNND IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 47.4LBS, THE FABULOUS FLYING FIGHTING SENSATION, THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE MEXICAN LUCHADOR INSPIRED POKEMON, HAAAWLUUUUUUUUCHAAAAAA
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:53 am
by iamabadman
IM TOTALLY POSTING GUUUUUUYS
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:54 pm
by Blackhound
I was bored and went on a rant in the ban appeal thread, they allow you to appeal again every 6 months if they lock it.
