Dies to Removal

That is an incredibly strange out of context statement, maybe even in context

It made me lol

Me too

Feeling inside is perfectly fine when done safely.

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get at me.

Well, the autodorker narrowed the search parameters down to "only" 232,000,000 results, which surprisingly I have the space for on my local drives so I'll work from there. A big shout-out to that shitty McDonald's that let me leech its wifi for the dl.

good morning pendulum

shall we go to the zoo today

Woah, fucking fandubs.

Point being, if I can't find a way to stop murdering people, I'll need you to kill me, 'Scralty.

as if you'd have left me any other choice

LOL, wtf, a Google image search for "zoo", with SafeSearch on, yields me an image unironically titled "Zoo and Ellie octo-raped by Rock-Cand..." about 1 flick of the scroll wheel down.

Octo-rape must be considered safe then.

if done properly

You silly cats you really think Pendi was in jail? Did you forgot that December is drama season with the annual razzies and the ensuing hilarity? Am I the only one who pays attention to the calendar?

Tom Servo on the other side...

If my internet happens to die and I have still not voted on the last day, feel free to hack into my account and vote Xenphire for me.

dem bad taste jokes

Good humor.

well that was a fun food coma.

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthre ... 785&page=2 get me in cause I like dead baby jokes and turkey genocide

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nope

This one's better.

I'm an honest person. Isn't that nice of me?

Sign up for my mafia game

I don't play mafia. I don't know how and dislike fucking up others games.

my buddy wants me to go over his place early. fuck that im gonna chill after working

You tell him, badman

bring him 3 cans of chicken broth do i look like a charity

bring him 3 cans of chicken broth do i look like a charity

"Men have been taught that the highest virtue is not to achieve, but to give. Yet one cannot give that which has not been created. Creation comes before distribution—or there will be nothing to distribute. The need of the creator comes before the need of any possible beneficiary. Yet we are taught to admire the second-hander who dispenses gifts he has not produced above the man who made the gifts possible. We praise an act of charity. We shrug at an act of achievement."

Spam:

You forgot to include an alpha male love triangle in that thinly veiled philosophical treatise.

Spam:

You forgot to include an alpha male love triangle in that thinly veiled philosophical treatise.

Sploosh

fuck you, i dont have 3 cans to give. i dont even have enough fucking turkey to make sandwhiches. we had my sister and 2 of her kids and my sister in law all but one of her kids. they ate all my turkey dammit


imma get drunk

that's a reasonable solution.

and here I still have a free turkey from work to pick up by the 7th

my family made the ham... Its okay, I like ham more than turkey

Pumpkin pie is where it's at.

im fine with most thanksgiving dishes, except for stuffing