Dies to Removal

That dude had some weird hobbies. I wonder if that's a requirement for being a holy man.

He should have just taken up molesting children like other religions' upper-echelons.

Yeah you really need to switch to a monotheistic if you're going to talk people into doing stuff. Polys/omnis just can't talk dogma.

"Trust me, son, god wants us to do this."
"Which one?"
"Um... Horus?"
"Isn't he the one that killed his own soul for being inside of him?"
"Shit, um, Kali?"
"I've seen too much Indiana Jones to believe this ends well. I'm pulling up my pants now."
"Fuck."

Oh shit that's right there are nights on DTR where it's just you and the yawning chasm of blather. Ah, I forgot about those.

So, what the hell does a banjo-playing fox have to do with Thanksgiving? Come on Google, get your head in the game.

So it turns out that the state of California has what are called "self-policing" laws that allow for public offices to release periodic surveillance video records to the public; they do this, ostensibly, as a form of quality control on government employees, letting the public (and your coworkers) view your daily life inside the office to make sure you are obeying the rules and on-task. Of course for ease of use most of these video records are released onto websites, and even better to save on bandwidth and server space these videos are usually uploaded as a series of still images instead of rolling video.

Now, in a case of the strongest serendipity, I recently acquired a pretty kick-ass video card, and I'm bored as hell 'cuz I'm just baking for the big day, so I've gone ahead and downloaded some 17-point facial-recognition software; my plan is now to give the Google autodork that photo of
Ben I have lying around and see if its searches yield any comical results. If nothing else, a null result will tell me the value of my doxxing skills and/or my video card's capabilities, so it seems like a truly valuable use of my time regardless. ^_0 I've gone ahead and attached a tertiary image of a spliff to the search parameters 'cuz that seems like the most obvious indiscretion, but if anyone else has any ideas for any other stuff I could add to his image to make for a truly embarrassing capture I'm all ears.

Also, totes trying peanut butter as an emulsifier in this pumpkin pie, we'll see if anybody notices.

You go and emulsify that shit up, crazy chef

And there was rianalnn afraid of jj...

Ben has nut allergies?

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lol

Oh, it's funny as hell and you know it. That is, as long as you're willing to make the far leaps in logic required to follow the line of reasoning.

While you're here though, Dusty, can you tell me what's up with Sene's fun new obsession of sitting in the main forums? For the life of me I can't imagine why he wouldn't at least poke around.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Sitting in the main forums here on DTR?

Probly just corruption, I guess.

Yeah.

Registered users: Baidu [Bot], Bing [Bot], Google [Bot], Iso, LaZerBurn, Pendulum, RaidaTheBlade, Sene, Stardust

Just sittin' like a creeper, I check all the main forums each time he does this and he's nary in a one of 'em.

How... interesting...

You're not getting information out of me this easily, Scumbag.

Or maybe he just has access to forums that you don't. I'm pretty sure he's a mod here, actually.

Switch over to your Scumbag account, then you should be able to see all the forums.

It would boggle my mind if Sene were to actually read the (true)GRR here, considering the staggering amounts of hypocrisy that would require on his part.

Saskatchewan: The place where your dog can run away and you can watch him run away for four days.

boobies

If Sene can read GRRRRR here, that's the pinnacle of corruption on this site.

what's GRRR?

gathering of re re re re retards

what's GRRR?

A mockery of free users everywhere.

what's GRRR?

A mockery of free users everywhere.

So, corruption?

Obv obv obv.

Mmk.

Corruption never takes a holiday.

Sometimes I just feel like it yes

Ok, I want GRRRRRRRRRR access here. Who do I need to blow?

Ok, I want GRRRRRRRRRR access here. Who do I need to blow?

Everyone. Hope you have advil cause your jaw is gonna get hurt.

king spam

what are we even doing

what are we even doing

Stripping naked so Stardust can blow us all.

Just needed to get some incriminating photos so I have some leverage when the wars come. Thank you for your cooperation.

Ok, I want GRRRRRRRRRR access here. Who do I need to blow?

you're never getting GRRRR access here.

:dancingchewbacca:

Chewie, no! Say it ain't so!

Stardust, use the sig I made you.

My gf is making me cauliflower pancakes x_x

Stardust, use the sig I made you.

That's an avatar. But okay.

Stardust's new sig is already making me like him more.