Uberteam Blather Force 5

[Pendulum]

By the way this isn't some new "just post videos" facetious thing, it's just some weird thing where videos are the appropriate response.

[Pendulum]

why are vines posted on youtube like what is even the point of vine as a website just make a 7-second youtube and call it a week.

Well, you see, some people consider it beneficial to their lives to get what is called "hits" on youtube by doing what is called "reposting" popular material to what is called their own "channel."

[Second Harkius]

We aren't a circle jerk. We are more like a pub that gives people shit and if they can take it they get to give other people shit too. All while enjoying pints.

Yeah, we're very inclusive. As long as you can handle getting called "mean" things for about a week or so here without ragequitting or making passive aggressive posts about how we deserved our MTGS fate you'll come to fit right in.

[Second Harkius]

Also there's no pressure to "posture post" (TM) since nobody here really gives a damn about their mod position.

[Second Harkius]

Posture post. I need to add that to the glossary of DTR terms.

[Second Harkius]

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You better all post.

[Pendulum]

All I need to know is where to set up the karaoke machine and we're golden.

[Pendulum]

Also some silly drinking game rules like "Every time Rai posts we all have to drink".

[( G_R )]

Shame the lurkers.

[Second Harkius]

:shame:

[Second Harkius]

[Second Harkius]

there we go

[Pendulum]

:shun:

[Pendulum]

Lol, one of the first results for "shun emoticon" on GIS:

WTF?

[rezombad]

I had to read the last 3 pages. Now i have to go back and thank them all just to piss off anyone who cares enough about that to get pissed off at that.

[rezombad]

Is hand banana a rape joke?

[rezombad]

I like my job a lot sometimes, people who think they can rent a place without putting down a deposit fucking slay me.

[Pendulum]

I had to read the last 3 pages. Now i have to go back and thank them all just to piss off anyone who cares enough about that to get pissed off at that.

Wait wait wait. I'm clearly a madman, you don't think I will rage it up over something silly like that?

[rezombad]

No, but some of these hoes be gettin' all uppity 'bout it. Naw'mean?

And I also need to hit 1,000.

[Pendulum]

I like my job a lot sometimes, people who think they can rent a place without putting down a deposit fucking slay me.

Fuckin' tell me about it. Had one guy get simply irate because we wouldn't let him just set up a tent. Actually told me "How do you sleep at night, charging people for a spot of land!!?!?!1/!?"

[rezombad]

"Land should be free man." -Every hippie ever.

"X should be free." -Every poor person ever.

[Pendulum]

No, but some of these hoes be gettin' all uppity 'bout it. Naw'mean?

And I also need to hit 1,000.

It's okay, I've been meaning to find a word the university servers won't let us get away with here, this will be a good opportunity to try out "douchefagramastick".

[DroppinSuga]

I'm going for 1k posts tonight. Expect my spam output to be epic.

[DroppinSuga]

C'mon Pendy, I'm waiting...

[DroppinSuga]

My son has decided that he doesn't want to go to bed tonight. My wife is gone. He likes to do this when she's gone.

[DroppinSuga]

Blathering is fun when done right.

[DroppinSuga]

He's now yelling "DADA DADA DADA DADA" from his crib. Good god it's going to be a long night.

[rezombad]

You should give your son benadryl. That'll teach him.

[DroppinSuga]

I think he's falling asleep now. It's gone silent...

[DroppinSuga]

Of course, his super psychic powers will sense that I posted that and he'll start yelling again.

[DroppinSuga]

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[Pendulum]

"Land should be free man." -Every hippie ever.

"X should be free." -Every poor person ever.

"All dogs can bite but mine won't so I shouldn't need a leash."

"Everyone else needs to turn off their shit during this time of high energy consumption so we don't experience rolling brown outs, but I can't, I need all my shit on and both air conditioners."

"It's okay that I hit my wife, she needed it, but you shouldn't hit women ever."

"I need to break the rules just this one time for a special case."

[DroppinSuga]

I keep imagining that when you hit 1000 posts a super secret forum pops up and it's filled with furry porn and pictures of pendulum reading classic literature.

[DroppinSuga]

I picture Pendulum wearing an old Army jacket with some buttons from obscure art-rock bands.

[Kazekirimaru]

I keep imagining that when you hit 1000 posts a super secret forum pops up and it's filled with furry porn and pictures of pendulum reading classic literature.

This is accurate.

[Kazekirimaru]

When I hit 1000, he read Moby Dick. It was enchanting.

[DroppinSuga]

and then you find out that Xen is actually the admin of this site and it's like the Matrix.

[Pendulum]

I keep imagining that when you hit 1000 posts a super secret forum pops up and it's filled with furry porn and pictures of pendulum reading classic literature.

This is accurate.

Very accurate.

[DroppinSuga]

Pendy, all I ask is that you read Pride and Prejudice for my 1k.

[Pendulum]

and then you find out that Xen is actually the admin of this site and it's like the Matrix.

What if I told you....
that I am actually Expired Rascals.