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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:04 pm

I don't think they were posted to make fun of their looks -- we have a Checkbox after all and he looks like Yanni's asshole before a shave -- I believe the pictures were posted to show how different the iridium used to be, to show how they tried to fit into the Gutter and possibly became "try hards" with the length they went to (photo).

I'm the only one who has continuously been making fun of looks, so the ire should all be aimed at me, if anyone. I don't mind, I think it is funny how stereotypically frail and nerdy ER looks, and it explains a lot of the Internet ego. So I have not held back. After all, they just banned me for having two active infractions instead of three, I am allowed to be extra cruel for a while.
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:04 pm

I was in the gutter before pictures were necessary
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:04 pm

We could start a chain of livestrong bracelets that read "I tried hard in the gutter"
I need ~300 of these

my arms aren't long enough
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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:05 pm

I'm sorry to burst everyone's bubbles, but I ran out of fucks to give a long time ago.
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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:07 pm

Kijin, does this count as my terraforming into both Manders and Kpaca?

manders because I caught up on a thread after the fact and made a hundred quoted posts at once

kpaca because I am kpaca to Onar's checkbox
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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:07 pm

i think it does. 3 down. ? to go.
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:08 pm

For my next trick, I'll have to study small grammar quirks of a non-native speaker a bit
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:02 pm

For my next trick, I am combing the site and deleting the posts oozing negativity and pointless bickering among ourselves and other assorted fuck-off's and general unpleasant stuff that we might focus on more productive stuff like general blathering and bemoaning the latest corrupt actions of iridium.

k? Nice!
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:02 pm

I get sad when start deleting things other than badman posts. :no:
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:03 pm

lol
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:04 pm

Plus I'm going to post my final findings later on so don't worry there will be enough drama to go on!
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:05 pm

Sucks trying to basicly rebuild 2 pokemon decks and not have the fucking cards to do it
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:23 pm

Sucks trying to basicly rebuild 2 pokemon decks and not have the fucking cards to do it
buy my dads collection
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:23 pm

For my next trick, I am combing the site and deleting the posts oozing negativity and pointless bickering among ourselves and other assorted fuck-off's and general unpleasant stuff that we might focus on more productive stuff like general blathering and bemoaning the latest corrupt actions of iridium.

k? Nice!
damn it, you've deleted my kpaca impression
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let it be known that my official decree as administrator of this site is that the grimmace's dick is 16" long.
it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:24 pm

CORRUPTION
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:24 pm

You have become the iridium I wish to bemoan
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:48 pm

also, you are hindering our progress toward 109
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Postby TubeHunter » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:52 pm

If I cared about how impressed you were id kill myself right now. No one gives a fuck about how disappointed you are in the thread. No one gives a fuck about your overinflated sense of self importance that exists so you can 'gift chances to impress'. Skip the beer and give yourself a whiskey enema.
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Postby rezombad » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:30 pm

If I cared about how impressed you were id kill myself right now. No one gives a fuck about how disappointed you are in the thread. No one gives a fuck about your overinflated sense of self importance that exists so you can 'gift chances to impress'. Skip the beer and give yourself a whiskey enema.
Hey! Baby! I love you! Why you be leaving me like this? I wish I had bought you flowers, or held your hand. Or given you all my hours when I had the chance! :(
Nothing but words. Sweet, sweet words
that turn into bitter yellow wax in my ears.
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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:42 pm

Sucks trying to basicly rebuild 2 pokemon decks and not have the fucking cards to do it
buy my dads collection
List of notables and price. I get my bonus in sept
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Tom Servo » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:43 pm

I've shit three times this morning. Today is going to be rough
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:55 pm

Sucks trying to basicly rebuild 2 pokemon decks and not have the fucking cards to do it
buy my dads collection
List of notables and price. I get my bonus in sept
I think he has complete sets of everything through Team Rocket.
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:56 pm

I don't think he has any cards past Neo Destiny, I'm pretty sure he has full sets of the first 4-5 sets, plenty of stuff from the next few. If you're really interested, PM me (CK this goes for your "friend" too)
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:57 pm

when I say "full set" I mean 1x of each card at last, not complete playsets
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Postby rezombad » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:09 pm

Mmm hashbrowns.
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Postby iamabadman » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:23 pm

Delete this post!

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Postby I could be anyone » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:23 pm

Hack this post!

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:26 pm

4 months and 5 days from last suspension
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby rezombad » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:28 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4F9CSbV0Ic

I dont know why. But i felt that this video needed to be this post. It will help in the upcoming battle.
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
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Postby rezombad » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:30 pm

Also can we change the post button from 'Submit' to 'Post'? Submit does kind of have a negative connotation. I try not to think of all the posts that never were because someone saw the button and said "submit? No thank you this is murrica."
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
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Postby Bhikku » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:47 pm

on a scale of america to submit, how free are you tonight?
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:48 pm

change submit to summit
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Postby rezombad » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:56 pm

You see? This ams very letigimate argument and i am demandings change
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:09 pm

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Postby Pendulum » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:15 pm

I've shit three times this morning. Today is going to be rough
Lol. I know there's other posts in this thread but this one just stood out as so impressive I can't concentrate on the others.
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:17 pm

That, by the way, is why I never do Jag Bombs. Pure, concentrated Satan it is.
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:21 pm

I like this new stardust that only posts in pictures
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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again


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