Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:46 pm

Order has no secrets, though. Kind of the point.

Huh. And now it's time for a philosophical quandry from my addled brain.

If order is nothing more than the exposition of the real, then blathering, exposing and revealing, is the penultimate of communication. The mouths of the gibbering can give nothing but truth, and all lies are eventually brought into the harsh light of day to be eradicated. Thus to be a madman, a scumbag, is truly the epitome of human endeavor.
Unless, of course, the base assertion is incorrect, in which case the keys to the kingdom are getting passed to the worst possible recipients.

I must ponder. No! I must blather.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:46 pm

Penis.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:47 pm

the order of the phoenix was a secret

After the dragon is the phoenix, who is killed every time.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:48 pm

Armageddon draws nigh.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:51 pm

Are we the rapture? Or the beast?

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:51 pm

I'm raptor jesus

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:52 pm

Get ready for the velocirapture

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:56 pm

We are all one within the Servo.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:07 pm

More lives for the master.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:08 pm

hey servo where you in a clan on mtgsilly cuz i got a pm about being an inactive member

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:09 pm

Don't believe his lies.

But I love the gif!

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:12 pm

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=522111

the clan you were part of that i got a pm about

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:12 pm

I haven't seen you around the clan lately. Maybe you just forgot about it. I've moved you to the inactive members list for now, all you have to do is post in the clan about something and I can move you back to full time members. Please try to stay active however, you will only get moved back if I don't see you around for a long time.

the pm obvobvobv not making fun of the guy i told him i think he has the wrong guy

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:14 pm

The only penis I have is in r_0 boxers.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:15 pm

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=522111

the clan you were part of that i got a pm about

What a bunch of no-name faggots.

Boring.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:17 pm

hey servo where you in a clan on mtgsilly cuz i got a pm about being an inactive member

lol, I just joined the EDH clan. It would have been hilarious if I had not got banned, that thing was a train wreck.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:20 pm

Akashortstack is kind of like the English version of Onar.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:20 pm

Get ready for the velocirapture

velociraptoe

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:23 pm

hey servo where you in a clan on mtgsilly cuz i got a pm about being an inactive member
lol, I just joined the EDH clan. It would have been hilarious if I had not got banned, that thing was a train wreck.

mistform ultimus is terrible anyway

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:29 pm

Get ready for the velocirapture
velociraptoe

Pay no mind to the banished heathen, he has been corrupted by the teachings of tyrannosatan

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:41 pm

Akashortstack is kind of like the English version of Onar.

He's from Britain?

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:49 pm

Not sure. It just seems like his native tongue

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:50 pm

Users browsing this forum: Tom Servo and 3 guests

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:55 pm

Well if he's gonna be Onar he's gotta be foreign.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:55 pm

'cuz Murica.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:16 pm

I like the verse in Tom Servo's sig

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:16 pm

The only penis I have is in r_0 boxers.

This merely sustains my theory that you are both the same person.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:26 pm

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:27 pm

I made one small change to it.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:34 pm

Weird, now the orange part kind of looks pink-ish.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:34 pm

Which I guess lulzirony.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:35 pm

...or perhaps not.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:08 pm

Let's find out how good Kalonian Hydra is in Limited.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:09 pm

remember how many times xenphire got banned for trolling users and showing no signs of getting better?

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:09 pm

now he's a mod!

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:10 pm

just remember, every time you get infracted for being a gigantic bag of shit, you'll never be as big a bag of shit as xenphire is to this day and look at the heights he's still managed to soar to.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:18 pm

No, no, no. The trick is to successfully gimmick up long enough that you can prove you're a changed person! Get caught early and you make your case worse, though, so...

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:21 pm

Volunteer nazi of a hobby website that is the laughingstock in that hobby's community

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:35 pm

Internet Power is not to be trifled with.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:04 pm

The answer was 3-1 good, didn't draw it in my loss.

Dies to Removal

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