Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Fuck you

[Col. Khaddafi]

Should have posted better stories checkbox

[iamabadman]

since this is page 110 can i still post

[rezombad]

GR, I tried 5 different word counting things on both your post and mine and got different results from each

[rezombad]

I didn't got them actually, I was given different results from each.

[Col. Khaddafi]

GR deserves a trophy. rezombied none since he c/p shit

[Kaitscralt]

Yeah that copy-paste stuff is very shady, very shady indeed. But GR was too many words.

Nobody wins?

[Kaitscralt]

Wasting peoples time is a dragon classic.

[League for the Protection of Dragons]

Agreed. We were alerted to the existence of a thread dedicated to the slaying of Dragons over this site and we were ready to intervene at any moment since it is common knowledge that Dragons are an endangered species in the wake of excessive poaching of power-hungry would-be adventurers.

We at the league for the decency and the protection of Dragons were therefore pleasantly surprised to find out that this site is Dragon friendly, despite being renowned as the favorite gathering place of villains, Scumbags, and other Internet Terrorists.

May you continue to arbor the good Dragon of Grondrok for many good and long years, and may you continue occasionally beheading some iridium once in a while.

Godspeed.

[Kaitscralt]

God damn it, you guys had two 218 pages for killing the dragon and failed, now the LFPTD is on our asses.

[Kaitscralt]

Belza got banned again.

[iamabadman]

Agreed. We were alerted to the existence of a thread dedicated to the slaying of Dragons over this site and we were ready to intervene at any moment since it is common knowledge that Dragons are an endangered species in the wake of excessive poaching of power-hungry would-be adventurers.

We at the league for the decency and the protection of Dragons were therefore pleasantly surprised to find out that this site is Dragon friendly, despite being renowned as the favorite gathering place of villains, Scumbags, and other Internet Terrorists.

May you continue to arbor the good Dragon of Grondrok for many good and long years, and may you continue occasionally beheading some iridium once in a while.

Godspeed.

eat my ass
you cunt

[rezombad]

It was worth the 4 minutes I spent putting it together.

[Kaitscralt]

I am actually counting 1,000 words for GR in the old standby, Microsoft Word.

Where are these four extra words coming from?

[Col. Khaddafi]

badman eloquence. A true contemporary Poet.

[( G_R )]

References to look for in my story:

The Summit, was actually too obvious.
The many attempts at closing the Gutter.
The attempt at tricking members of the Gutter into bans.
The plan of banning the gmods in order to nuke the Gutter easily.
"rianalnn is in New York, go get him".
"rianalnn sucks cock, Viperesque watches".

[rezombad]

I am actually counting 1,000 words for GR in the old standby, Microsoft Word.

Where are these four extra words coming from?

Notepad++ says 1004. But I mentioned earlier that i used 5 different word counting programs and got a different result from each one. So there's that.

[Second Harkius]

GR should win since nobody reads rezombad posts

[Second Harkius]

I might change his custom then lock his account to prevent him from changing it

[Second Harkius]

ha ha

[rezombad]

I'm just glad there was no talk of disqualifying me from this contest, even though I wasn't going to win.

[Second Harkius]

New rule as of now, anyone posting more than 5 times on page 109 gets its posts merged unless they are badman posts whereby they get deleted.

is this a serious post

[rezombad]

I might change his custom then lock his account to prevent him from changing it

You could just ask me to change it.

[Second Harkius]

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[Col. Khaddafi]

Belza got banned again.

Originally posted by Voltan on MTGS

Kaitscralt has accumulated his 3rd active infraction. Since this would result in his 5th suspension, the Administration decided to upgrade the suspension to a Ban due to the bad behavior showed by this user.

Kaitscralt evaded his ban Belza. That account has been banned now as well.

Toenail edited voltan's post with his also great eloquence. Let it be hereby known that evading a ban with a gimmick is punishable with a ban.

[Second Harkius]

May you continue to arbor the good Dragon of Grondrok for many good and long years, and may you continue occasionally beheading some iridium once in a while.

wait is this a threat? I am genuinely not sure since New York wasn't mentioned

[Col. Khaddafi]

What's this ban Belza account anyway?

[Kaitscralt]

You're disqualified for soliciting votes for your dragon post. There was some talk about just disqualifying you from the contest but since it didn't look like you were going to win, I thought it would be more graceful to just talk to you about it.

So, if you do it the next 109 and any of the people who vote for you stand out as being odd - like there are people who have literally NEVER looked at 109 before - you may be hearing from the DTR admins.

[Second Harkius]

Belza got banned again.

Originally posted by Voltan on MTGS

Kaitscralt evaded his ban Belza.

Toenail edited voltan's post with his also great eloquence. Let it be hereby known that evading a ban with a gimmick is punishable with a ban.

lol at the bolded

[Second Harkius]

i feel like that sentence is missing words

[Second Harkius]

did he evade his ban 'as' Belza? or is there a missing comma: "Madding evaded his ban, Belza"

[Second Harkius]

Belza is not an attractive name. Too much like Bertha.

[Second Harkius]

anyone ever met an attractive Bertha?

[Col. Khaddafi]

No, ban Belza is a real account you see

[Second Harkius]

maybe that name isn't around anymore so who knows

[rezombad]

You're disqualified for soliciting votes for your dragon post. There was some talk about just disqualifying you from the contest but since it didn't look like you were going to win, I thought it would be more graceful to just talk to you about it.

So, if you do it the next 109 and any of the people who vote for you stand out as being odd - like there are people who have literally NEVER looked at 109 before - you may be hearing from the DTR admins.

I feel better now.

[Kaitscralt]

Belza went rogue so I created a gimmick Ban Belza to get my warning to the admins, unfortunately they banned Ban Belza but they did ban Belza as well.

[Second Harkius]

let's all make pronouncements in broken english

[Second Harkius]

Rezombad custom now change!

[Second Harkius]

Madding have Belza ban evasion gimmick!