[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Khaospawn]

In our own fucked up wway, we're the best thing to happen to Sally.


With great power comes great responsibility.

[windstrider]

And a few people noticed the hypocrisy in that thread as well.

[DroppinSuga]

No worries. It's not like I expected to not get suspended. Uber-elite trolls such as myself expect the Hammer.

[hamfactorial]

I escaped the mess with a pair of infractions for my excellent Purge the Profane pun and the Teia reference, which I consider well worth it.

It also brought a tear to my eye that pages 122/123 of that thread are now dedicated to fixing the god-awful mana base with my hypergeometric distribution post.

[rcwraspy]

I escaped unscathed, but I was commuting home when the worst of it happened.

[rcwraspy]

And by "worst" I of course mean "best".

[Solemn10]

Funnily enough, the first reply to the thread was to say how horrible purge the profane was and he defended it by saying that against aggro he wants the 2 life... Then goes on to say that the deck doesn't need to stabilize with lifegain... Wtf?

[rcwraspy]

Funnily enough, the first reply to the thread was to say how horrible purge the profane was and he defended it by saying that against aggro he wants the 2 life... Then goes on to say that the deck doesn't need to stabilize with lifegain... Wtf?

He's a walking contradiction.

[hamfactorial]

That's his contradiction defense

[windstrider]

But it's ok because he can totally use fallacies legally like that in a discussion.

[hamfactorial]

There ought to be a law against logic, brah

[windstrider]

There certainly was in that thread.

[PirateKingAtomsk]

Phallusies

[redthirst]

Phallusies

I wanted to thank this post about 6 more times, but the forum wouldn't let me.

[Pendulum]

Let me take one for your team, then, and only 5 more to go.

[redthirst]

Let me take one for your team, then, and only 5 more to go.

You, sir, are a prince among men.

And not one of those super gay Disney princes like Alex.

[redthirst]

And Kamahl is back.

Don't miss the Komedic Kontradictions!

[Kazekirimaru]

Phallusies

You, friend, need to post more often.

[Alex]

I mean tell me I'm not the only person who noticed this?

lol

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Apparently this is trolling yet some of the stupid "OMG FoS ARE A BUNCH OF STUPIDBUTTS" posts were A-OK.



Also HEY HAM AND LK DARK RITUAL THINKS YOU GUYS SUCK AND THAT JAMES AND I RULE LOL SUCK IT.

[rcwraspy]

teh lulz

[hamfactorial]

Aww, but I want to be part of the MTGS outlaw squad too!

I considered going through the Dega thread this morning and reporting all of the "hurr durr FoS members are stinky" posts for trolling, but then I decided to make some bacon and fuck my girlfriend instead. I think my priorities are well-ordered.

[TubeHunter]

teh lulz

Drank

[hamfactorial]

teh lulz

Drank

Headshot

[rcwraspy]

Aww, but I want to be part of the MTGS outlaw squad too!

The Modded Squad?

[hamfactorial]

We're the posters that Sally needs, but not the posters that it deserves.

[TubeHunter]

I'm batman

[redthirst]

We're the posters that Sally needs, but not the posters that it deserves.

Who's ready to design the "FoS Signal"?

[hamfactorial]

All I want is to see a giant [mana]R[/mana] symbol attached to a spotlight before I die.

[hamfactorial]

Look at this shit, FoS has been on the scene for about 24 hours and already most of their mana issues are fixed. Boom!

Thank you for mentioning T//T again, Val. They ignored me on page 124 when I suggested it.

[Valdarith]

Look at this shit, FoS has been on the scene for about 24 hours and already most of their mana issues are fixed. Boom!

Thank you for mentioning T//T again, Val. They ignored me on page 124 when I suggested it.

Not a problem. I saw your suggestion and thought, "Yeah, why AREN'T they running Toil / Trouble. Seems exactly like the card they want as it can draw cards and be highly relevant vs control.

It's my pet card right now actually. People keep telling me it's not good but I keep blowing them out with it. The Toil side is obviously a bad Divination but if you want flexible card draw without the mana demands of SiB, there it is.

[Valdarith]

And of course Khamal posts a novel backing Purge the Profane and I immediately discredit it in three coherent sentences.

[Kazekirimaru]

Valdarith be busting down word walls with a flick of the wrist.

[redthirst]

Valdarith be busting down word walls with a flick of the wrist.

Exposing lies with an eloquent mic twist.

[rcwraspy]

Kamahl doesn't get it, he's just getting pissed.

[LP, of the Fires]

I got a warning for asking clarification on a statement I misread >_>

Time to delve back into sally to see if there's entertainment to be had today.

[redthirst]

Kamahl doesn't get it, he's just getting pissed.

Dumb he is.
The point he's missed.

[windstrider]

He's still defending Purge the Profane?

[Alex]

He's still defending Purge the Profane?

Would you expect anything less?

[LP, of the Fires]

[deck]4 Elvish Mystic
2 Arbor Elf
4 Kalonian Hydra
2 Wolfir Silverheart
4 Domri Rade
3 Ogre Battledriver
4 Flinthoof Boar
4 Stomping Ground
4 Rootbound Crag
2 Kessig Wolf Run
3 Forest
2 Mountain
4 Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch
4 Overgrown Tomb
4 Blood Crypt
4 Dreg Mangler
3 Experiment One
3 Gyre Sage[/deck]

Mana's probably bad and the list is rough, but we're doing powerful things in the red zone.

[Christen]

I've sold my foiled Archangel of Thune for roughly $35 and I wake up with the price of the normal card already like that.