Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:02 am

sometimes he wakes up as a little girl in Haiti and goes to bed as Bashar Al-assad

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:03 am

other times he goes to bed as a humble farmer from China and wakes up screaming as Kaitscralt

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:03 am

we're not mad at you but we are banning you from the site

Mogadishu Jones · Postby **Mogadishu Jones** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:08 am

Shit i take a 30 min hiatus and you change the thread title again and add 3 pages of content.

Fuck ye i say, fuck ye verily.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:08 am

we're not mad at you but we are banning you from the site

Nooooo! Not there!

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:10 am

Wait shit you're not Checkbox.

Mogadishu Jones · Postby **Mogadishu Jones** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:11 am

I've had my fun with the thread title. Someone can change it back.

(I was prepping for a sparring match over it but kpaca left )

Sorry i got the draft on dvr.

Mogadishu Jones · Postby **Mogadishu Jones** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:12 am

Like, wtf! Dvr!?

My parents got so damn fancy.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:08 am

andnowforsomethingcompletelydifferent.jpg

Oh, this again, huh? Sigh. I'm too broken for this argument, too sad and stupid, too tired and weakened. It's not like pulling the retard out of your brain is an option anyway, so it's not like there's any reason I should be fighting this. I should just be letting go... hell I would if I could. But as it is, all I can think is just "Man, fuck 'Rascals. Stay the fuck away from that guy, the longer you're in contact with him the higher the likelihood you'll be going in reverse." He who lies with the lapdogs is bound to get fleas.
#DFERP

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:12 am

I hate this.

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:21 am

How can you make these callous comments about women? Don't you respect them? It's easy to debase the other gender on the internet but where would you be without them? I might be a fat but at least I'm not a chauvinist pig!

I like to use my girlfriend's mouth as a vagina

imopen2 · Postby **imopen2** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:22 am

this is where pendulum would say, "NOOOO! NOT THERE!"

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:38 am

I'm actually more tempted to point out that using "callous" as an insult in response to a conversation about the sensitivity of the feminine labia during menstruation is pretty... well, callous, acully.

Mogadishu Jones · Postby **Mogadishu Jones** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:46 am

I also like to use that mouth as a vagina.

Enizzle · Postby **Enizzle** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:54 am

Wohoo NIN on november 18th.

Stoked.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:46 am

What's with the obsession with the lapdog Pendy?

I mean he's just some nobody rianalnn once brought on staff, who now clings tightly to magical cards internet forums power because he earnestly believes this will help him for his future professional life.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:05 am

As his linkedin profile shows...

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:05 am

So I've heard.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:05 am

Did I glitch?

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:05 am

What am I doing on the internet?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:45 am

Pendulum is trying some new angle, kind of a bust

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:31 pm

And free to stretch her claws, this beautiful whore would be brutally honest

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:38 pm

Am I the only person that doesn't care about foil cards?
You may find this surprising, but I havn't played mtg since 2004.

I was actually wondering about this yesterday during my retard phase. I figured you either just never talk about the game or haven't played in forever

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:38 pm

Who gave Checkbox a second account?

fuck you, I have my own gimmick and its not thready pooper

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:47 pm

i'm cutting my hair today what should i do with it please help me choose

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:53 pm

Do a hair lizard...

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:53 pm

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:17 pm

i'm cutting my hair today what should i do with it please help me choose

I cut all my hair off for the summer, join me

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:27 pm

Shaving your head is the way to go.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:29 pm

I didn't go that far

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:31 pm

I shave my head using one of the razor guard things. It comes out to 1/8th an inch or something.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:31 pm

But do you shave what Yanni shaves?

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:38 pm

I thought everyone shaved their balls?

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:43 pm

I dont shave my balls cuz im pretty much a caveman. I shaved my beard though

and yanni likes a clean wipe

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:44 pm

Also i need a haircut. Srsly.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:46 pm

I've found that if you shave your asshole, it makes for a much tougher wiping job.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:00 pm

You're like the outcome of Checkbox and Yanni doing the fusion dance

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:06 pm

You're like the outcome of Checkbox and Yanni doing the fusion dance

Nope.

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:39 pm

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:02 pm

you didn't lol and you know it

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