NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Second Harkius]

i can't do 'punny news' when the story is that disturbing

[Second Harkius]

madding why didn't your crack team of experts keep that pedo locked up?

[Second Harkius]

also, since you have talked to these types, can you explain why they immediately commit the same crimes right after being released from jail?

[Second Harkius]

do they do a whole "i was born this way" sob story

[Pendulum]

Yes, prisons don't work.

[Second Harkius]

what do you advise?

[Second Harkius]

Dreadfort justice?

[Second Harkius]

Angerzone justice?

[Second Harkius]

checkbox came here and didn't post. holy shit that's a first

[Second Harkius]

hmmmm that's suspicious

[Second Harkius]

perhaps he is the leak?

[Second Harkius]

but who is he leaking to?

[Second Harkius]

maybe now that this thread is public again my legions of guests will return

[Second Harkius]

they all vanished when the thread went private

sort of like Howard Stern's listeners when he moved to Sirius

[Second Harkius]

what boy didn't watch Howard Stern's show in the early 2000s for the blurred out tits?

[Second Harkius]

i wonder if making a career out of interviewing porn stars gets old?

[Second Harkius]

i mean does every porn interview, even the ones in the movies, need to open with 'how old were you when' and end with 'what would your father say?'

[Second Harkius]

at least change it up!

[Second Harkius]

"What were your hopes and dreams before choosing to sell your body on camera?"

"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"

"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"

"Are you a good cook?"

"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"

[Second Harkius]

who can get into the mood right after being asked what their father thinks of their porn career!

[Pendulum]

what do you advise?

Hmm. Acully is goo kwezshun. I tend to favor eudamoniac principles when it comes to criminal rehabilitation (reduce laws, reduce materialism, reward volunteerism) but I do admit my brain sizzles a bit at the idea of not just crucifying that literal piece of human garbage.

[Tom Servo]

too tired.... to.. make... jokes

[Second Harkius]

too tired.... to.. make... jokes

see, look at this thread warrior.

too tired to make jokes but still has enough fire in his gut to post

[Second Harkius]

I coined the term CI Warrior years ago but Thread Warrior actually sounds half respectable (by internet standards which are low)

[Pendulum]

"What were your hopes and dreams before choosing to sell your body on camera?"

"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"

"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"

"Are you a good cook?"

"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"

I really think Playboy missed the boat with their interviews back in the day. All it takes is one Playmate saying she loves shoving twenty-sided dice up her hoo-hah during role-play and so many nerds would have spontaneously ejaculated at that point that they'd have such a loyal legion of fans, buying multiple copies of every issue (one for reading, one MIP, one double-bagged and vaulted), that we probably wouldn't have the internet today.

[Second Harkius]

what do you advise?

Hmm. Acully is goo kwezshun. I tend to favor eudamoniac principles when it comes to criminal rehabilitation (reduce laws, reduce materialism, reward volunteerism) but I do admit my brain sizzles a bit at the idea of not just crucifying that literal piece of human garbage.

I can't trust a man whose post count parallels the rise of Nazism.

[Second Harkius]

soon he'll hit the 1940s

[Second Harkius]

"What were your hopes and dreams before choosing to sell your body on camera?"

"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"

"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"

"Are you a good cook?"

"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"

I really think Playboy missed the boat with their interviews back in the day. All it takes is one Playmate saying she loves shoving twenty-sided dice up her hoo-hah during role-play and so many nerds would have spontaneously ejaculated at that point that they'd have such a loyal
legion of fans, buying multiple copies of every issue (one for reading, one MIP, one double-bagged and vaulted), that we probably wouldn't have the internet today.

Dude, that is incredibly crass. The female organ is not something to be disrespected like that.

[Pendulum]

Fuchen diesem hund das sitzen aus eine mannes runde.

[Second Harkius]

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[Second Harkius]

pendulum where is your new sig for this week?

[Mogadishu Jones]

If I ever meet a girl who likes having dice in her hoo haw im only sticking my wing wang into her poopenschaaft.

[Second Harkius]

good man

[Second Harkius]

otherwise things might get dicey

[Pendulum]

"What were your hopes and dreams before choosing to sell your body on camera?"

"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"

"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"

"Are you a good cook?"

"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"

I really think Playboy missed the boat with their interviews back in the day. All it takes is one Playmate saying she loves
shoving twenty-sided dice up her hoo-hah during role-play and so many nerds would have spontaneously ejaculated at that point that they'd have such a loyal legion of fans, buying multiple copies of every issue (one for reading, one MIP, one double-bagged and vaulted), that we probably wouldn't have the internet today.

Dude, that is incredibly crass. The female organ is not something to be disrespected like that.

The Hoo-Hay is a large wind instrument similar to a piano I invented for my Dungeons and Dragons campaign!
...wait.

[Pendulum]

pendulum where is your new sig for this week?

I know right? It's not like me at all.

[Second Harkius]

Oh twisted me I came to eat at the hall where we danced to some duds
My crowd of pals observed my fingers and prayed for the lunch I had hung
And cheers rolled out and I thought early of tunas in tennisons tubs.

[Mogadishu Jones]

I'll drink your milkshake.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Crap i thought this was the gutter

[Second Harkius]

Crap i thought this was the gutter

checkbox would have posted if it was