An online petition for the purity of the essence of i_am_a_b

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:18 am

No seriously badman, you need to go back on your username change. You are part of my internet childhood memories, I recall god_child harassing you and calling you baguy all the time, even when I read your introductory post and all the miles we have walked together since, seeing you grow as a person, bring back fond memories of that time were you made even more cutting edge posts than today (seriously, who else remembers when you were courting magic mage there?).

Seriously, change your username NOW.

Originally posted by i_am_a_badman on MTGS

no, i_am_a_badman. you are the wannabes.

and you all make me fucking sick. I'm not talking the gay new MT I'm talking old hardcore MT with baby death pits and beating women and sexy flight goggles. I'm talking about MT that dealt with bullshit strategy writers The MT that would rape your mother, slapped your younger
brother around for being a n00b, and then bash your face in as it steals your younger sister for the baby death pits. None of this 'survivor' shit or 'bekel's banhammer' nonsense, real old school MT.

Suck my nuts.

Originally posted by Kijin on MTGS

badman, I think your cutting edge brand of blunt force trauma humor is actually TOO MUCH for the gutter. I don't know if these walls can handle such a beating.

(quoted: badman introductory gutter post)

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:44 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3OWFf8m35U

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:45 am

Also we need more :shantae:

in your avvy

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:46 am

Btw I did got your love letters on my 3DS. Sent you a "Love you too" letter for your trouble.

3DS FC: 1805-2619-7715

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:50 am

You said you were going to abuse your power and change it back like two days ago. Don't break your promises!

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:52 am

I'm giving him a last chance to make self-criticism, admit to his own mistakes, and request the username himself, Soviet style

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:54 am

Make him profess his love for Big Brother as well

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:59 am

Oooooooo that brings me back memories of when I retracted my appeal of the suspension I got for posting in the gutter that kpaca (suspended at the time) had told me a joke on aim, hence earning me a one week suspension. I remember ending the appeal retraction with the last sentence from 1984 adapted, noone getting the reference, and then mentioning it in the Gutter like one week later. Within a few minutes, an infraction for "snark" by your's truly Sene was landing on my inbox.

I think it was totes (see what I did here?) worth it because it possibly forced some of the people on staff to re-read one of the best books to ever delve on the topic of totalitarism.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:02 am

Speaking of totalitarism, this poll had better reach Kim-Jon-Il-tier approval rates, or else I'm going to be disappointed.

VERY DISAPPOINTED

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:10 am

he's a bad man

he'll never bow to you

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:37 am

voted suck my nuts. also you deleted my posts and i didnt care so lol go head and change it. not even mad bro.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:53 am

i'll agree to a change back if you mod me. in a forum hardly anyone uses. just to keep me on staff.

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:53 am

let baguy mod tech support

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:56 am

Humor

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:29 am

Second baguy modding Humor.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:30 am

Also, I voted "Suck my nuts" too.

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:58 am

purity of essence
on
earth

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:59 am

those communists are trying to baguy's bodily fluids

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri May 17, 2013 9:16 am

i'll agree to a change back if you mod me. in a forum hardly anyone uses. just to keep me on staff.

I'll do anything to keep the purity of your essence. consider it done.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Fri May 17, 2013 11:37 am

Oooooooo that brings me back memories of when I retracted my appeal of the suspension I got for posting in the gutter that kpaca (suspended at the time) had told me a joke on aim, hence earning me a one week suspension. I remember ending the appeal retraction with the last sentence from 1984 adapted, noone getting the reference, and then mentioning it in the Gutter like one week later. Within a few minutes, an infraction for "snark" by your's truly Sene was landing on my inbox.

I think it was totes (see what I did here?) worth it because it possibly forced some of the people on staff to re-read one of the best books to ever delve on the topic of totalitarism.

>mfw people think MTGS mods know how to read

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redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:35 pm

What's the point of reading when you already know the writer's intentions?

Mogadishu Jones · Postby **Mogadishu Jones** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:41 pm

What's the point of reading when you already know the writer's intentions?

Brilliant

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:01 pm

It's key to have time-saving strategies like that when you've got lots of important modding to do.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri May 17, 2013 7:54 pm

MOD ME THEN DAMMIT

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri May 17, 2013 8:10 pm

THERE, I've made you mod of the 2012 MTGS Razzies subforum.

I swear to God, If I have to type that stupid masterraids username again like I did here... I kept misspelling and the software telling me the user does not exist...

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri May 17, 2013 8:11 pm

THERE, I've made you mod of the 2012 MTGS Razzies subforum.

jk, I've made you mod of Humor too.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri May 17, 2013 8:21 pm

shantae here

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri May 17, 2013 9:05 pm

I have voted in this poll.

ExarionUniverse1 · Postby **ExarionUniverse1** » Fri May 17, 2013 10:29 pm

let baguy mod tech support

give a monkey a grenade and he will reck this place, give badman tech is even worse

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Fri May 17, 2013 10:30 pm

Grenades can't do shit on the internet

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 17, 2013 10:37 pm

but have you ever seen the beauty of a spam bomb?

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri May 17, 2013 10:38 pm

but have you ever seen the beauty of a spam bomb?

The sheer devastation as hundreds of people open their emails only to discover Nigerian princes, Australian lotteries, and Viagra discounts.

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Sat May 18, 2013 2:08 pm

let baguy mod tech support
give a monkey a grenade and he will reck this place, give badman tech is even worse

them's fightin' words

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Sat May 18, 2013 2:43 pm

More people should have voted "Suck My Nuts." I mean, the poll was just for show, anyway!

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat May 18, 2013 10:53 pm

but have you ever seen the beauty of a spam bomb?
The sheer devastation as hundreds of people open their emails only to discover Nigerian princes, Australian lotteries, and Viagra discounts.

It truly is an awe-inspiring spectacle. My favorites were (so far) ILoveYou and SecretAdmirer, the two that pretended to be awkward, obsessive, horny teenagers professing their love to you. Social Engineering at its finest.

ExarionUniverse1 · Postby **ExarionUniverse1** » Sat May 18, 2013 10:56 pm

but have you ever seen the beauty of a spam bomb?
The sheer devastation as hundreds of people open their emails only to discover Nigerian princes, Australian lotteries, and Viagra discounts.
It truly is an awe-inspiring spectacle. My favorites were (so far) ILoveYou and SecretAdmirer, the two that pretended to be awkward, obsessive, horny teenagers professing their love to you. Social Engineering
at its finest.

not the dorkbot ones?

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat May 18, 2013 11:13 pm

Meh, dorkbots are just a fact of life, the forum equivalent of ants at a picnic. I find them both mildly annoying (although I only mind ants when they're at a picnic, mind you) but nothing really popcorn-worthy. For instance, I took the time to dig up an old copy of ILoveYou couple months ago and ran it on an old system I had lying around, and holy shit that thing's just a beast. It was populating straight to the root directories after, like, 16 seconds.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat May 18, 2013 11:20 pm

Like you really have to admire the guy who wrote that. Screw hibernating the virus, just have it light up the second it can go live and watch the world burn, amirite?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sat May 18, 2013 11:27 pm

masterraid was framed

Dies to Removal

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