fan the flames of my ass.

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Squircifer
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fan the flames of my ass.

Postby Squircifer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:50 pm

this is my ass and you're in it.

no, um, that came out wrong... anyways.....

hi. silly geeky intro here and shit.

i play magic. red magic.... burn magic. roast magic, hot headed instant fueled kicka quadriplegic kitten in the head magic. you are pretty when you burn. either stoned or tanked. that is what it is all about.

Um i mean, hi there. i'm , well, people call me all kinds of things. but mostly either faggot, or mark. i have played this silly children's game since it came out in 93/94... i still have all the original mountains and the same 4 original lightning bolts from the first packs i ever opened. i sport 4 of every red card out there and can build what ever strikes my fancy... even when drunk... i would post some more, but i have to masturbate, there is new tranny porn on ym favorite site so....

i came here because of the persecution of my clan... fires of salvation...
believe or burn.
boom nickel!!
you're pretty when you burn.
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Postby imopen2 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:42 am

welcome! have fun or gtfo!
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:51 am

Best intro ever.
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In a pinch, Khaos' beard can help turn this around.
I rarely skip a Khaospawn wall of text because I know there is always piss at the end of the rainbow.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:18 am

Hi hi hi.
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.
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Postby Pendulum » Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:42 pm

Best intro ever.
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Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:30 pm

This guy is good
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you
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Postby Dodger » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:42 pm

Please don't fart
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Postby Manders » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:55 pm

Hahaha, good read. Welcome, dude!

If you're used to being called a faggot, you came to the right place, faggot. :D
Don't hate me 'cause I'm cuter than you are! - :mh:
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