Open Site Blathering (formerly Advice from iridium ITT)

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:31 pm

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it magumbo
magumbo, magumbo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call magumbo!

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:16 am

I had someone tell me that "afk" means away from komputer; because Germans spell computer with a "k"...

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:37 am

I just noticed it took Sene 18 hours to infract mastergee's post on E_R's helpdesk (the one where he called teia "he".) Despite the heavy mod/global/admin activity in those 18 hours, nobody picked up on this bit of trolling - which was apparently so unacceptably hurtful that it deserved a suspension - for nearly a day. It's almost like they went back over the thread with a fine-tooth comb looking for things to infract (but obviously that's crazy talk because the
staff are way too busy to do stuff like that.)
Rumor has it that this suspension stuck because mastergee apparently doesn't make typos often.

How can they foster a culture of tolerance if they're not intolerant to all dissenting views first?

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:48 am

This is worse than that time the MTGS mods started a petition to replace all dirty song lyrics with politically correct, "family friendly" versions:

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:54 am

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Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:54 am

Imma Shake Your Best Friend's Hand

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:20 am

Teia browses here? This is perfect.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:22 am

Someone has to copy / paste all of our "malicious trolling" into GRRRRR.

NoHomers · Postby **NoHomers** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:38 am

Someone has to copy / paste all of our "malicious trolling" into GRRRRR.

And then flame us.

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:00 am

I had someone tell me that "afk" means away from komputer; because Germans spell computer with a "k"...

They also lost 2 of 2 world wars.

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:00 am

Daily FUCK OFF TEIA post

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:38 am

Teia browses here? This is perfect.

Teia browses here A LOT, and has never posted, because our harsh words are like studded paddle to the ass, it just gets him off.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:00 am

I had someone tell me that "afk" means away from komputer; because Germans spell computer with a "k"...
They also lost 2 of 2 world wars.

You say that as if wars had winners.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:33 am

Teia is here on fact finding missions for the best internet detectives magic card websites have to offer.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:35 am

Think Tom Cruise in Minority Report, but fatter, transier, and furrier.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:37 am

Or just follow their lead and not think at all

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:09 am

Pic Unrelated

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:17 am

"He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from opposition."

-Thomas Paine

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:18 am

Why the hell was that in BrainyQuote's list of Easter quotes?

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:34 am

Still, pretty good quote.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:59 pm

Teia browses here? This is perfect.
Teia browses here A LOT, and has never posted, because our harsh words are like studded paddle to the ass, it just gets him off.

Up until recently it was his boyfriend Talore who took care of defending him ITT.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:46 pm

they totally made out and sacrificed a goat to try and put a hex on us. jokes on them I GOT MAGIC APACHE SHAMAN POWERS

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:59 pm

Teia browses here? This is perfect.

What did he/she do to piss you off ? same thing as other people he/she has pissed off ?

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:00 pm

I was wondering Teia, could you post here and explain to us all what "Reclamation defense" means ?

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:03 pm

Or are you scared of posting here because this site is full of scumbags and you find it all disconserting as seen in this thread.

http://community.ist.utl.pt/viewtopic.php?f=58&t=201

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:29 pm

He doesnt have the protections he has on MTGS. Cant stiffle the harsh truth here.
I'll be point blank on this. I have nothing against Transgender/sexuals and such. 3 of my friends are transgenders. 1 of them is part of my recording team(once she gets a new place to live again). Hell one of starcrafts 2 pro players I follow I just found out is a transgender. But WHY did I raise hell at teia and Why did I do it at shim long ago.
Simple

I FUCKING HATE LIARS!

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:13 pm

Did you think there was some awesome female Starcraft player?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:15 pm

Also I don't think any of us have problems with transgenders, I have a problem with the way Teia constantly brings it up when its not necessary, and even moreso when Teia gives advice to unsuspecting people who really need help with a problem and think they have a girl talking to them about their life experiences as a girl.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:30 pm

i just cant stand white people

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:08 pm

Also I don't think any of us have problems with transgenders, I have a problem with the way Teia constantly brings it up when its not necessary, and even moreso when Teia gives advice to unsuspecting people who really need help with a problem and think they have a girl talking to them about their life experiences as a girl.

Its sad cause I got accused of being anti trans and such. So i figured I needed to lay it out.

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:09 pm

Did you think there was some awesome female Starcraft player?

I actually seen some. The only real difference I think is the fact more men arew willing to risk alotand travel to larger events then women who rather play the events as they come to them locally.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:46 pm

female starcraft players tend to be korean

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:51 pm

sadly true. western still tends to act its a boys club only.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:02 pm

Or our girls have better shit to do

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:05 pm

Like cook

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:35 pm

Its sad cause I got accused of being anti trans and such. So i figured I needed to lay it out.

This is the new standard. You can not be critical of Teia as a mod without being accused of having an anti trans agenda. Sometimes you can't even mention Teia without being accused. They have a new sacred cow.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:40 pm

Its sad cause I got accused of being anti trans and such. So i figured I needed to lay it out.
This is the new standard. You can not be critical of Teia as a mod without being accused of having an anti trans agenda. Sometimes you can't even mention Teia without being accused. They have a new sacred cow.

This is nothing new. Hold on, I should be able to find proof....

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:46 pm

It's not hard to believe that it's nothing new.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:46 pm

Its sad cause I got accused of being anti trans and such. So i figured I needed to lay it out.
This is the new standard. You can not be critical of Teia as a mod without being accused of having an anti trans agenda. Sometimes you can't even mention Teia without being accused. They have a new sacred cow.
This is nothing new. Hold on, I should be able to find proof....

nOh, fuck that, I'll just tell you.

Over a year ago, on Sally, there was a discussion in RLA. I don't remember what the topic was, but Cyan, who's a friend of mine, posted that the OP should consider lowering his standards and get with a chubby girl because they're more appreciative of the attention. Teia went into the thread rampaging about how sexist that was or whatever the fuck he was saying, I don't really remember. I went in there and told him he was retarded because, generally speaking, chubby girls ARE more appreciative of a good man because, honestly, they likely never thought they'd find anyone. I was then accused of being homophobic for posting an opinion against his.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:46 pm

It's not hard to believe that it's nothing new.

Oh, I'm sure.

I just like anecdotes.