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iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:11 am

ya'll mutha fuckas are crazy

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:11 am

I've been to Australia. I met the devil, drank beer and snogged kangaroos

Ha! You ass, my xgf used to make me watch that movie over and over again.

Two men enter, one man leaves.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:15 am

He doesn't have a name so Death can't find him!

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:26 am

I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:42 am

Apocali?

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:08 am

Oh shit it's probably megiddos.

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:24 am

Our movies suck so hard. Wog boy, the castle and Chopper are the only good ones.

Fuck I love Chopper Read

Corruption Watch · Postby **Corruption Watch** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:26 am

Our movies suck so hard. Wog boy, the castle and Chopper are the only good ones.

Objection! Crackerjack is pretty fucking good too.

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:32 am

"Oh yeah I don't want to pay for parking so now I'm going to spend important time playing lawn bowls"

Nope

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:32 am

I hate the actor too

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:35 am

wolf creek niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

Corruption Watch · Postby **Corruption Watch** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:44 am

Nope

I hate the actor too

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:52 am

lol

How could I forget wolf creek? The actor lives in a town 15 minutes away and I always see him out shopping. I wonder if he scares people?

Corruption Watch · Postby **Corruption Watch** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:10 am

I want to buy an investment property but my wife doesn't. How can I convince her she's wrong?

EDIT: It's a fucking good investment:
- 4 blocks of land
- one with a house on it
- another one big enough to subdivide
- on the side of a hill with views of the whole town

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:26 am

You gonna rent it out or move in there?

Corruption Watch · Postby **Corruption Watch** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:30 am

Rent it. Maybe hang on to the highest block and build on it in the long run.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:35 am

Well, if the money angle ain't workin', you can always try the "it'll be a place for some nice people to live, ain't helping anybody right now" angle.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:58 am

Or just sex her up. I hear that works.

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:36 am

GOT BEEF?

GOT BEEF?

GO TO A BUTCHER

Why would you go to a Butcher? Presumably, the butcher has enough beef already. Why would he want yours?

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:41 am

Ostensibly, to take care of yours.

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:10 am

I want to buy an investment property but my wife doesn't. How can I convince her she's wrong?

EDIT: It's a fucking good investment:
- 4 blocks of land
- one with a house on it
- another one big enough to subdivide
- on the side of a hill with views of the whole town

tell her you are going to grow a huge weed crop and that you will be making 40k every 3 months

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:55 am

Registered users: Aesnath, Dane, Google [Bot], Majestic-12 [Bot], Pendulum, Yandex [Bot]

Majestic 12
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about the purported secret committee called 'Majestic 12'. For other uses, see Majestic 12 (disambiguation).

Majestic 12 (or MJ-12) is the supposed code name of an alleged secret committee of scientists, military leaders, and government officials, formed in 1947 by an executive order by U.S. President Harry S. Truman. The purpose of the committee would be to investigate the recovery of a UFO north of Roswell, New Mexico during July 1947.
Initial indications of such a group's existence appeared in 1978 in declassified Canadian documents. Another reference to a classified group called "MJ-12" was discovered in 1980, but was later claimed to be a hoax. In 1984 a set of documents were discovered in United States archives, which closely
resemble real declassified documents, but which the FBI have declared to be "completely bogus".[1]
UFO conspiracy theories sometimes incorporate Majestic 12.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:56 am

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Dane · Postby **Dane** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:00 am

Registered users: Aesnath, Dane, Google [Bot], Majestic-12 [Bot], Pendulum, Yandex [Bot]

Honestly, I just afk all day a lot of the time.

So, I'm here, but I'm not REALLY here.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:48 am

You're here.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:17 pm

Lol, in this thread, http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthre ... ost9978999

I posted, "I think Mr. Wigwam is up to something."

and it got deleted without any notice...

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:17 pm

Why is humor not allowed in CI?

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:27 pm

Perhaps they get enough humor reading this thread. Our comic genius just makes every other joke seem like crap by comparison.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:28 pm

Penis.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:36 pm

Majestic 12 bot means shit is now officially real. The Dragon is in league with aliens and clandestine government agencies. diestoremoval will soon be a no-smoking forum. No smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No women - unless of course you're married. No guns, no foul language... no red meat.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:41 pm

Why is humor not allowed in CI?

Because CI isn't ever funny, it's a place to discuss real problems that really matter!

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:10 pm

Philosophical question: with the rise of tablet computing, does "afk" become an obsolete term since there isn't a keyboard to be away from?

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:25 pm

Now you just have to buy a keyboard to be away from that attaches to your tablet. Although I wouldn't be surprised if some younger generation starts using afk as away from komputer

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:26 pm

Why is humor not allowed in CI?

Cause Humor makes their asses tight and sore.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:27 pm

I just noticed it took Sene 18 hours to infract mastergee's post on E_R's helpdesk (the one where he called teia "he".) Despite the heavy mod/global/admin activity in those 18 hours, nobody picked up on this bit of trolling - which was apparently so unacceptably hurtful that it deserved a suspension - for nearly a day. It's almost like they went back over the thread with a fine-tooth comb looking for things to infract (but obviously that's crazy talk because the staff are way too busy to do stuff like that.)

Rumor has it that this suspension stuck because mastergee apparently doesn't
make typos often.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:33 pm

Rumor also has it that in light of all the inappropriate language talk, that he reported a post by a user who was taking cracks at homosexuals before he got carded for pretty much the same thing he reported. The reported post was never moderated, and the appeal I'm told has been denied.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:34 pm

But is any of that surprising? What we're really here for is the dragon!

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:36 pm

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Oh hai guize

Darcy Dossier · Postby **Darcy Dossier** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:32 pm

*scribble*

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:39 pm

a Dossier a Dossier.

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