[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Dane · Postby **Dane** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:08 pm

Only for you.

Just realized we can actually say fag here. Awesome.

It really is nice.

Doesn't take too much to make us happy, does it?

If only Kaitscralt's av would finish with her little tease now...

Dane · Postby **Dane** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:12 pm

Just don't be a fag and we'll be good.

Also, hi.
Did no one tell you? It's pretty much accepted that the FoS were the most fabulous clan on Salvation. Like, way more fabulous than the Gaymers.

Like... "burning glitter" fabulous.

One day, when FoS was slow, I looked at the rest of the Clan forums.

The Gaymers made me laugh. SERIOUSLY?

I want to start a Clan about being support for other MTG players who really, really like porn. We'll be called "The Pervs."

Oh, wait. That's nearly everyone.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:22 pm

Just don't be a fag and we'll be good.

Also, hi.
Did no one tell you? It's pretty much accepted that the FoS were the most fabulous clan on Salvation. Like, way more fabulous than the Gaymers.

Like... "burning glitter" fabulous.
One day, when FoS was slow, I looked at the rest of the Clan forums.

The Gaymers made me laugh. SERIOUSLY?

I want to start a Clan about
being support for other MTG players who really, really like porn. We'll be called "The Pervs."

Oh, wait. That's nearly everyone.

FoS was slow one day?

Dane · Postby **Dane** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:24 pm

I didn't mean for a full day. I meant at one point...I'm on at some odd hours, and I only sleep about 4 hours a night. There was BOUND to be a time when I'd caught up on all the posts and there weren't any new ones for like, a full two minutes.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:59 pm

Alright, just signed up and I'm here. By the way, day 11 of the Ham Challenge.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:02 pm

Nice. Glad you could make it!

Colonel Nohman · Postby **Colonel Nohman** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:29 pm

I'm here too. I cannot abandon my comrades.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:33 pm

We've been away from MTGO for half a day and already there are talks of Slumbering Dragon in the R/G Gruul Sligh thread.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:35 pm

Nice.

Whatever, we'll build a better community here and won't have to deal with that shit. The staff wants to suspend quality posters to pander to the least common denominator? Well, that's what you get.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:38 pm

Leave Slumbering Dragon alone! It's red and a dragon, therefore better than any other creature. You can cast it 4 turns before Thundermaw Hellkite! VALUEEEEEEE

Colonel Nohman · Postby **Colonel Nohman** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:41 pm

Leave Slumbering Dragon alone! It's red and a dragon, therefore better than any other creature. You can cast it 4 turns before Thundermaw Hellkite! VALUEEEEEEE

You know there's a friend of mine that use a Dragon Deck and he uses Slumbering as a 4x? I've never lost to him, but he still claim that I'm just lucky and refuse every constructive suggestion to make the deck better.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:42 pm

Have you considered setting him on fire?

Fax · Postby **Fax** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:45 pm

Have no fear, Fax is here! May this be the start of a kick-ass era my friends.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:45 pm

Have you considered setting him on fire?

It'll keep him warm for the rest of his life. I'm sure he'll be thankful.

EDIT: Guys have you seen the "New Posts have been made, do you want to review them" feature? Super duper cool. Fax posted while I was composing mine, and it asked if I wanted to revise my post. I'm a fan of that.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:47 pm

You can't reason with stupid. All you can do is burn it to the ground.

If he were smart enough to understand how stupid he is, he'd thank you for it.

Don't think about that last sentence too hard...

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:49 pm

EDIT: Guys have you seen the "New Posts have been made, do you want to review them" feature? Super duper cool. Fax posted while I was composing mine, and it asked if I wanted to revise my post. I'm a fan of that.

I like the sound of that! I always hated typing out this long-winded post and having three others post right before me.

Colonel Nohman · Postby **Colonel Nohman** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:49 pm

You can't reason with stupid. All you can do is burn it to the ground.

If he were smart enough to understand how stupid he is, he'd thank you for it.

Don't think about that last sentence too hard...

No, I just enjoy see him enraged after every defeat (unluckily he's the kind of person that doesn't accept that). The best match was when he asked me if he can sideboard and I could avoid to do the same. I agreed and crushed him anyway twice. Of course, it's just a matter of luck drawing 2 Supreme Verdict when you have a 4x in the deck and Revelated twice.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that after his super duper dragons (no Hellkites) where killed by my Resto Angel pumped with Run, he bought a 3x of Kessig.

EDIT: Glad to have you here, Fax!

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:56 pm

I'm subscribed to this thread, but I'm not getting emails when there are new replies.

Is there a super secret setting that I've missed? I need the constant barrage of new reply notifications to feel alive.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:57 pm

You could just never leave...

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:04 pm

Good morning, red folks! I'm very much enjoying this transition so far. It already feels like home.

Except I can say fuck now.

Fuck yeah.

Kay, that's out of my system.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:05 pm

I'm subscribed to this thread, but I'm not getting emails when there are new replies.

Is there a super secret setting that I've missed? I need the constant barrage of new reply notifications to feel alive.

Are you subscribed to the thread? I had to do it manually at the bottom of the page. I see no setting for auto subscribe with post in my settings.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:14 pm

I'm subscribed to this thread, but I'm not getting emails when there are new replies.

Is there a super secret setting that I've missed? I need the constant barrage of new reply notifications to feel alive.
Are you subscribed to the thread? I had to do it manually at the bottom of the page. I see no setting for auto subscribe with post in my settings.

I am subscribed, I just haven't received any emails yet. I wonder what that's about? Maybe Google is denying me my daily FoS.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:20 pm

Oh, day 47 of the Ham Challenge.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:26 pm

Oh, day 47 of the Ham Challenge.

No mortal can match your hand-abstaining powers, Ham.

It must be all the math.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:33 pm

Everyday I add 1, easy peasy!

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:34 pm

He's gonna blow one of these days.

No one will have heard from ham in weeks. The police will be called, but all they'll find is a large crusty crater where a person used to be.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:37 pm

Nothing but a soft sploosh to remember me by. A closed casket funeral and dick jokes at the wake. Does it get any better?

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:39 pm

Nothing but a soft sploosh to remember me by. A closed casket funeral and dick jokes at the wake. Does it get any better?

Yeah... masturbating instead.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:40 pm

You take that back

Fax · Postby **Fax** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:43 pm

Yep, feels like home

PS: Fuck me, this is one epic "smilie": :fourhorsemenoftheapocalypse:

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:44 pm

My b. I forgot how full of testosterone you were...

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:44 pm

Yep, feels like home

PS: Fuck me, this is one epic "smilie":

Yeah that's... pretty fucking cool.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:50 pm

Holy shitballs, no censorship...? I'm in love.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:51 pm

What would an FoS smilie look like? An animated gif of bright fires, large penises, and scantily-clad women?

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:52 pm

This forum looks very nice on my phone. Super happy with that. MTGS always needed to be resized. I know there was a MTGS forum app, but it sucked.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:53 pm

This forum looks very nice on my phone. Super happy with that. MTGS always needed to be resized. I know there was a MTGS forum app, but it sucked.

Yeah, and they only have an Android app anyway. Hated trying to navigate on my iPhone.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:11 pm

Guys, I fucking love this new place.

Why didn't we do this sooner? Don't answer that.

I moved my two articles that I care about from MTGS over here and fixed them up all purdy. I'm going to delete one of them from MTGS's R/x Forum but the other was archived. Oh well.

MTGS doesn't deserve any of our hard work and awesomeness. They can keep those fags rivaltuna and rywads and so on. Fuck them. Fuck them all.

Fax · Postby **Fax** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:13 pm

Fuck yeah! :fourhorsemenoftheapocalypse:

photodyer · Postby **photodyer** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:17 pm

Good afternoon, clansmen! Damn...decided to go back to bed for an hour after getting the kids off to school...oops. Never heard the alarm clock (doh!!). Ah well; what'sthe fun of a day off if you can't sleep half way through it?

Glad to see everyone making it over this way, and all the badass new bling (I'm lovin' the new avatar, SM!). I guess I need to see if I can find a hosting site that isn't blocked by my work firewall...photobucket images get spammed out for me. Also hoping that the new site comes through for that matter, or it will be phone posting for me. But I have a dandy new bluetooth keyboard, so no worries. Adapt, improvise, overcome!!!

And that 4 horsemen smiley is indeed ubercool...very clan-appropriate. I dub it "redthirst, zeman, ham & Khaos"...you guys can argue over which is which!

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Very nice exit note, btw, redthirst...to the point and leaving the establishment to take it as they will. What do we need to do about moving content over here? Is there any way to bring over the archived clan threads? I wondered because as I remember there are some gems within the threads that we should pull out for reference at some point.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:18 pm

Easy, I'm the red and black one with the sword...duh. LOL

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