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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:14 pm

when the internet is over, since that is how long it will take you to never post again
Nope. I will handle one in January 2014, then January 2015 if he keeps up the promise, and ad-nauseam. Its the one in a lifetime chance of getting an internet forums trophy winning streak, you cannot lose!
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:15 pm

Poor Stardust
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:15 pm

There's one he wont be getting though which is anyone of the category "Best Technical advice"
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:16 pm

I thought I saw a dragon lurking?
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:18 pm

I thought I saw a dragon lurking?
The time draws nigh, indeed.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:18 pm

Dragons!
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets
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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:19 pm

They're coming!
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets
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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:19 pm

Summon Dragon
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets
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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:19 pm

Creature - Dragon
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:20 pm

I saw him too...
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:21 pm

Rolling initiative.

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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:22 pm

I'm a Level 1 Elf Ranger with Improved Initiative and 18 DEX.

LETS DO THIS.
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:23 pm

God the suspense is killing me.
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:24 pm

Like, literally, my blood pressure is through the roof.
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:24 pm

You guys are leaving me to fight this dragon by myself?

Fuck.
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:24 pm

I'm gonna need my meds soon.
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:31 pm

Sucks to be you
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:31 pm

This is a post.
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Postby Yannaria » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:34 pm

Grondok
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:34 pm

Are we foolish enough to wander the haunted hall of page 109?
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:34 pm

Solid posting
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
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Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:
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Postby Yannaria » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:34 pm

Granddick
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Postby Dragon of Grondok » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:35 pm

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Postby Yannaria » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:35 pm

can't tell if glitch or good spammer
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:35 pm

Are we foolish enough to wander the haunted hall of page 109?
Obviously.
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:35 pm

Are our souls slutty enough?
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:35 pm

Oh shit, we still have 26 more posts to go.
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:37 pm

Oh shit, we still have 26 more posts to go.
Shut up and post, you fool!
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:37 pm

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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:38 pm

If we let off now the dragon will eat us all!
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:38 pm

Why has no one else rolled initiative?

Vote: Yanni

Its real scummy not to have rolled initiative at this point.
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:39 pm

Why has no one else rolled initiative?

Vote: Yanni

Its real scummy not to have rolled initiative at this point.
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:39 pm

Boom!
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Postby Checkbox » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:41 pm

You don't know how this works, do you?
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Postby Dragon of Grondok » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:42 pm

I am the Dragon of Grondok.

If you found the sword on page 87, you may now attempt to slay me for a ‘Hero of Page 109’ MTGC Gold trophy. You must type a 1,000 word non-spam post detailing a battle with the Dragon of Grondok before we reach page 110. It can be serious or funny. Or, you can use a (non-edited) post to roll a D20 and call out your number and if you guess correctly I will disappear until page 218 to earn yourself a ‘Coward of Page 109’ MTGC Bronze trophy. You may do this as many times as you want, once per post. Only one person can win.

I will be posting spam attacks every 15 minutes to push the page to 110 so I can go back to my rest.

If you do not want the trophy and wish to launch verbal, physical or sexual assaults instead to troll the participants from winning, you may COME THE FUCK AT ME!
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