Open Site Blathering (formerly Advice from iridium ITT)

[Pendulum]

I think at some point in everyone's life they should be forced to live in a car. Builds character like you wouldn't believe.

[Pendulum]

Like you'll be sitting there and all of a sudden it hits you "holy shit the thing I'm living in is usually used as nothing more than transport to where you live."

[Captain Murphy]

I have enough "character"

[Pendulum]

The way your whole dynamic changes is fascinating too. Like you spend hours trying to do things most people take completely for granted. Protips:
- Park next to a bathroom open to the public, shitting in the woods isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. Yes, the gas station attendant will know what's going on, no they won't judge you, and it's silly to think they would. They deal with crack addicts all night and worry about getting shot in the face, some dude taking a hobo shower in their sink isn't going to phase them.
- You're not going to get robbed, you live in a damn car.
- Flashlights are your friends.
- A little-known by-law of all nations on the planet is that if someone says "sounds kind of fun, like camping!" you are not only allowed, but obligated, to punch them in the face.

[Kaitscralt]

Xenphire reminds me of a soul that has been reincarnated as a remora fish. In its previous life this particular remora fish lived as the very ocean beast it now latches upon for scraps. God works in mysterious ways.

Swimming the seas of CI.

[Pendulum]

I feel really bad about Xenphire because when he was running around as Chaotix I told him once that I'd get him a meal plan to help him lose weight, but then when I went to get my sister's help 'cuz she's a dietician she broke into tears because she'd just lost her job. So for all I know this is all my fault.

[Pendulum]

I mean it's pretty obvious it's all my fault anyway but still.

[Pendulum]

BTW I don't have a patent or anything on the word "enabling" so if anybody wants to use the word it's not like I can stop you.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

I feel really bad about Xenphire because when he was running around as Chaotix I told him once that I'd get him a meal plan to help him lose weight, but then when I went to get my sister's help 'cuz she's a dietician she broke into tears because she'd just lost her job. So for all I know this is all my fault.

Fuck Xenphire.

[Pendulum]

- Since you've probably got some time on your hands, you should try to learn Spanish. Trust me on this one.
- No matter where you park, you should always try to think about the people that will see what's going on. Keep in mind that the gas station attendant, for instance, might have to kick you out if you're just parking right in front of the front door.
- Whenever a cop actually has to arrest someone for sleeping in their car, they get hella shit for it back at the station from their buddies. They don't want to take you in because, well, think about it, you're sleeping in a car, a cell is just an upgrade in every way. When the cop tells you to move, you should nod, start your car, and move to a different spot after they've left. That is, of course, unless it's cold out, in which case you should flick them off.
- If you are sleeping in your car but playing Angry Birds on your smartphone, expect to get punched, and
then probably robbed.

[Kaitscralt]

That thread

[Pendulum]

So? A needle pulling

[Kaitscralt]

Dat

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

I need to stop reading certain threads or my brain might choke itself with my spinal cord.

[Pendulum]

This isn't a thread it's a garrotte.

[Blackhound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1-Mwmm3Fo

[Blackhound]

fukks sake.

[Enizzle]

I'm not Philonus. And your wife plays magic? That's sweet.

Also, I am a male.

[Pendulum]

I... kind of figured you were, you know, Enizzle.

[Enizzle]

Thanks brah

[Pendulum]

Kind of also figure your real name is Ian.

[Pendulum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1-Mwmm3Fo

Your taste in youtube video sucks. I hate to tell you, but you've got a problem.

[Enizzle]

Not Ian no.

[Blackhound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1-Mwmm3Fo

Your taste in youtube video sucks. I hate to tell you, but you've got a problem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ga9Jvdw9U

[Pendulum]

[Checkbox]

I fucking hate you Pendulum. That's not even the right sith for the quote you are referencing.

Just leave.

[Kaitscralt]

Someone likes Star Wars a little too much

[Pendulum]

Lolololololololol

@Scralty: we're on the internet, get used to it.

[Kaitscralt]

Hide your
conspiracies
so
who has the keys
and
who has not?

[Checkbox]

Someone likes Star Wars a little too much

You don't even need a deep, working knowledge of anything related to Star Wars to know how fucked that is

[Kaitscralt]

Put down the gun

[Pendulum]

Han shot first, you know.

[Enizzle]

Star Trek, guys. Star Trek.

[Pendulum]

Kirk shot first, you know.

[Second Harkius]

all the posts in this thread today sucked

(drops mic, walks off)

[Second Harkius]

oh except the question about anal

pure gold!

[Pendulum]

I kind of liked "Fuck Xenphire" and the "garrotte" line.

[Pendulum]

Also come on man I quoted Latin.

[Pendulum]

First post on page 100? YAUS.

[ExarionUniverse1]

I have enough "character"

Too much mate even Premier Hopkins agrees ....