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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:59 am

no no no, you don't get it badman. absolutely yes to appeals

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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby iamabadman » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:13 am

bend over yanni. i gotta coke bottle with your name on it

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Postby Second Harkius » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:17 am

Time to change his custom to 'Bannus'

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:41 am

Change Harku's custom title to Has Become Daniel
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby iamabadman » Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:04 am

Change Harku's custom title to Has Become Daniel

has become danielle

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Postby Second Harkius » Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:26 am

you can't unsee it

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Postby Second Harkius » Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:27 am

Mary Jane hasn't left him over that?

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Postby Second Harkius » Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:29 am

Users browsing this forum: Kaitscralt, King Spam, Talore and 3 guests

The guests seem to like it

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Postby iamabadman » Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:32 am

my eyes, the goggles do nothing

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Postby Captain Murphy » Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:23 pm

No scumbag, make it you can only change customs if you have been thanked 30 times or more
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby Captain Murphy » Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:24 pm

Only men of quality achieve
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby Yannaria » Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:38 pm

second member banned on mtgc

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Postby Pendulum » Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:45 pm

@Yann: I'd think that would be difficult to code.

@DJBlackDiamond: It's good to see you.

And now, in the interests of bringing the fun back:
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Postby Yannaria » Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:35 pm

bring your own fun back

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Postby Second Harkius » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:17 pm

i'm bringing sexy back

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Postby iamabadman » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:24 pm

i never left

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Postby Pendulum » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:30 pm

Aren't spiders the ones who have inverted penises that don't so much ejaculate as "flood"?
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Postby Pendulum » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:33 pm

Like you'd think that if Peter Parker got the most inherently spider-like qualities of being a spider, the hyper-efficient ejaculate system would be tops among them.
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Postby Pendulum » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:37 pm

Hmm. Nope, sorry that was wrong. Instead, spiders generally favor traumatic insemination, often using barbed or otherwise slicing penises to inseminate the females of the species, sometimes bypassing the vagina entirely.
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Postby Pendulum » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:39 pm

Harpactea sadistica is named for the brutality of its penis. Watch out! Here comes the Spider-man indeed.
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Postby Blackhound » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:29 pm

Hows the appeal against your ban going Badman ?

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:31 pm

Wet and wild
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:26 pm

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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:26 pm

Nice! Both a critical hit and a critical failure!!!
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Postby Blackhound » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:26 pm

Congrats to Onar on becoming Tech.

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Postby admin » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:29 pm

you guys can change the dice skins in User control panel -> Board Preferences -> Edit Display options -> Display Dice








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Postby Blackhound » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:30 pm

Also, congrats to Feyd_Ruin on getting a paid job as tech on that other site.

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:31 pm

facebook.com?
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:18 pm

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whisper words of wisdom
let it be known that my official decree as administrator of this site is that the grimmace's dick is 16" long.
it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:18 pm

fuck
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whisper words of wisdom
let it be known that my official decree as administrator of this site is that the grimmace's dick is 16" long.
it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:19 pm

also; when you are making a post, every dice thing shows up as "Invalid Dice Code!" in the little preview under where you make a post.

but when you are viewing threads, its fine. (I'm using phbbb3 or whatever)
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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby admin » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:27 pm

20 dice rolls max #noabusing

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:34 pm

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whisper words of wisdom
let it be known that my official decree as administrator of this site is that the grimmace's dick is 16" long.
it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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You cannot make another post so soon after your last.

Postby Checkbox » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:35 pm

COME ON

God, the flood control here is awful
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it's not cheating if you hand her the jizz afterwards
Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby admin » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:39 pm

4,6,8,12,20,100 sided dice only

(actually is <20 rolls, 19 then)

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Postby admin » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:40 pm

remember, you have 3 skins to choose from

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Postby Talore » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:42 pm



Someone should let me know if you ever start a D&D game or something on MTGC :D
Good callout.


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