We finally Died to Removal - #BlatherGate [10]

[( G_R )]

Xetulul awaits.

[Thrillho]

Fart.

[Manders]

Baguy I heard Stephen Amell is fighting in Summer Slam.

i told you he's going to win

Of course he is. That guy is a legitimate badass.

no because he is a celeb. celebs rarely lose. is david arquette a badass? jay leno?

Perhaps I should have put the second sentence on a different line. The two statements weren't intended to be related.

dont ever make fun of my spelling or grammer again then, MISS THAAAAAAAANG!

That wasn't a spelling or grammar mistake. It was an inflection mistake.

And I defy you to catch me in a spelling error.

[Manders]

Furthermore, my good man, I will make fun of you for anything I damn well please!

[iamabadman]

i will set you on fire

[Manders]

Then I guess I'll be catching fire...

[( G_R )]

Back from Xetulul, the new area was great for the little one. I had a little adventure in the way there, which spiced up the journey.

[iamabadman]

Back from Xetulul, the new area was great for the little one. I had a little adventure in the way there, which spiced up the journey.

sweet

[Mcdonalds]

The late night whataburger run is the best

[rianalnn]

Furthermore, my good man, I will make fun of you for anything I damn well please!

Incorrect comma after furthermore.

[( G_R )]

My S4 got wet and is not charging properly so I started looking online for possible solutions.

[( G_R )]

I made an account at some S4 forum to reply to an unanswered thread with a related problem I had already resolved (something something Odin mode). Kinda necro'd the thread since last post was from April, but now my very helpful post got deleted.

[( G_R )]

Must. Resist. Urge. To troll.

[( G_R )]

#HabitualTrolling

[Manders]

Furthermore, my good man, I will make fun of you for anything I damn well please!

Incorrect comma after furthermore.

I didn't defy him to catch me slipping on grammar for a reason

[Stardust]

That comma was correct.

[Kaitscralt]

It should have been Furthermore my, good man,

[Mcdonalds]

My Good man, furthermore

[Mcdonalds]

One beer and I'm getting dizzy

Man I suck

[( G_R )]

Further, more my food man.

[( G_R )]

I left the typo on purpose.

[Manders]

That comma was correct.

I thought it was, but I'm not perfect at grammar, so I didn't argue.

[Stardust]

I'm not perfect at grammar.

Unlike me.

[Stardust]

Get up! Stand up! Stand up for your rights!

[iamabadman]

we lost our rights

[Stardust]

Into our town the Hangman came,
Smelling of gold and blood and flame.
And he paced our bricks with a diffident air,
And built his frame on the courthouse square.

The scaffold stood by the courthouse side,
Only as wide as the door was wide;
A frame as tall, or little more,
Than the capping sill of the courthouse door.

And we wondered, whenever we had the time,
Who the criminal, what the crime,
That Hangman judged with the yellow twist
Of knotted hemp in his busy fist.

And innocent though we were, with dread,
We passed those eyes of buckshot lead;
Till one cried: "Hangman, who is he
For whom you raise the gallows-tree?"

Then a twinkle grew in the buckshot eye,
And he gave us a riddle instead of reply:
"He who serves me best," said he,
"Shall earn the rope on the gallows-tree."

And he stepped down, and laid his hand
On a man who came from another land.
And we breathed again, for another's grief
At the Hangman's hand was our relief.

And the gallows-frame on the courthouse lawn
By tomorrow's sun would be struck and gone.
So we gave him way, and no one spoke,
Out of respect for his hangman's cloak.

The next day's sun looked mildly down,
On roof and street in our quiet town
And, stark and black in the morning air,
The gallows-tree on the courthouse square.

And the Hangman stood at his usual stand
With the yellow hemp in his busy hand;
With his buckshot eye and his jaw like a pike,
And his air so knowing and businesslike.

And we cried: "Hangman, have you not done,
Yesterday, with the alien one?"
Then we fell silent, and stood amazed:
"Oh, not for him was the gallows raised."

He laughed a laugh as he looked at us:
"Did you think I'd gone to all this fuss
To hang one man? That's a thing I do
To stretch the rope when the rope is new."

Then one cried, "Murderer!" One cried, "Shame!"
And into our midst the Hangman came
To that man's place. "Do you hold," said he,
"With him that was meant for the gallows-tree?"

And he laid his hand on that one's arm,
And we shrank back in quick alarm,
And we gave him way, and no one spoke,
Out of fear of his hangman's cloak.

That night we saw with dread surprise,
The Hangman's scaffold had grown in size.
Fed by the blood beneath the chute
The gallows-tree had taken root;

Now as wide, or a little more,
Than the steps that led to the courthouse door,
As tall as the writing, or nearly as tall,
Halfway up on the courthouse wall.

The third he took — we had all heard tell —
Was a usurer and infidel,
And: "What," said the Hangman, "have you to do,
With the gallows-bound, and he a Jew?"

And we cried out: "Is this one he,
Who has served you well and faithfully?"
The Hangman smiled: "It's a clever scheme
To try the strength of the gallows-beam."

The fourth man's dark, accusing song
Had scratched out comfort hard and long;
And "What concern," he gave us back,
"Have you for the doomed - the doomed and black?"

The fifth.The sixth. And we cried again:
"Hangman, Hangman, is this the man?"
"It's a trick," he said, "that we hangmen know
For easing the trap when the trap springs slow."

And so we ceased, and asked no more,
As the Hangman tallied his bloody score;
And sun by sun, and night by night,
The gallows grew to monstrous height.

The wings of the scaffold opened wide,
Till they covered the square from side to side;
And the monster cross-beam, looking down,
Cast its shadow across the town.

Then through the town the Hangman came
And called in the empty streets my name -
And I looked at the gallows soaring tall
And thought: "There is no one left at all,

For hanging, and so he calls to me
to help pull down the gallows-tree."
And I went out with right good hope
to the Hangman's tree and the Hangman's rope.

He smiled at me as I came down,
To the courthouse square through the silent town,
and supple and stretched in his busy hand,
Was the yellow twist of the hempen strand.

And he whistled his tune as he tried the trap
And it sprang down with a ready snap—
And then with a smile of awful command,
He laid his hand upon my hand.

"You tricked me, Hangman!" I shouted then.
"That your scaffold was built for other men.
And I no henchman of yours," I cried,
"You lied to me, Hangman, foully lied!"

Then a twinkle grew in his buckshot eye:
"Lied to you? Tricked you?" he said,
"Not I. For I answered straight and I told you true:
The scaffold was raised for none but you.

"For who has served me more faithfully
Than you with your coward's hope?" said he,
"And where are the others that might have stood
Side by your side in the common good?"

"Dead," I whispered; and amiably
"Murdered," the Hangman corrected me;
"First the alien, then the Jew...
I did no more than you let me do."

Beneath the beam that blocked the sky,
None had stood so alone as I -
And the Hangman strapped me, and no voice there
Cried "Stay" for me in the empty square.

[Kaitscralt]

gay

[Stardust]

And the Hangman strapped me, and Kait's voice there
Cried "Gay" for me in the empty square.

[( G_R )]

My phone needs surgery. Already ordered the parts.

[( G_R )]

[( G_R )]

[Mcdonalds]

And you've deprived everyone of cake

[( G_R )]

Wut?

[iamabadman]

i tweeted to bong wong mtg to ask clock king if he's still butt hurt yesterday

[Manders]

i tweeted to bong wong mtg to ask clock king if he's still butt hurt yesterday

It hurts too much for him to engage.

[Manders]

Ba dum tish!

[( G_R )]

[Manders]

Huh.

I had no clue that existed.

[( G_R )]

[iamabadman]

So this guy i used to be friends with writes on a personal blog. last year on my birthday he made a huuuuge update about everything going on in his life, and tries to paint me as a bad person because he treated me like shit, like comparing my brothers death to his dog dying. dude was even like 'i was going to destroy randy verbally cuz he texted me a bunch of shit' like really dude.

people be bitches im lulzing so hard and figured you guys would like it/have something posted over the weekend