[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Thrillho]

I still like the rage it causes when you say that girls just don't like Magic that much

This I also agree, like people don't complain that there aren't enough women in boxing or american football, what's the big deal?

People have.
People still do.
So.

[Thrillho]

There was an entire episode of King of the Hill about women boxing.

And about girls wrestling.

And about girls playing football/boys cheerleading.

Man, King of the Hill is such a good show.

[Valdarith]

I imagine SJWs as the kind of guys familiar with the friend zone.

[Thrillho]

You can't spell "friend zone" without "end zone" I think is the logic.

[Kaitscralt]

[Mcdonalds]

Which one is most correct though?

[Kaitscralt]

creepy

[Thrillho]

There's so many good choices though.

[Thrillho]

Dark Petition tutor of the year all years.

[Mcdonalds]

Annoying or weird is most correct imo

My opinion being fueled by being assaulted with a near visible wave of body odor the first time I went to an anime convention

[nme]

I've experienced the same at baseball games and concerts. Human beings are disgusting in general.

[hamfactorial]

Ugh people are so mainstream

[Thrillho]

Can't wait until the robots kill us all off, no more nerds or assholes to stink up the joint

[Mcdonalds]

Humans are generally useless

Now velociraptors, that's a species I can get behind

[Stardust]

Not literally, of course, because they'd tear you apart before you could sneak up on them.

[Stardust]

We're pretty good at taking over the entire planet in an extremely short period of time though. Dinosaurs took over the planet once, but that was many many species over millions of years. We're one species and did it in a fraction of that.

[hamfactorial]

Humans are generally useless

Now velociraptors, that's a species I can get behind

[Mcdonalds]

What we've concluded is that dinosaurs are possibly the most metal species ever

[Mcdonalds]

Or category of animals or whatever

[nme]

[Mcdonalds]

I may know that guy, he looks vaguely like a friend of mines brother

[Col. Khaddafi]

Ask him if he was in a concert in Montreal

[Mcdonalds]

That would require a level of effort I am not willing to commit to

[Col. Khaddafi]

You've been a great help

[Mcdonalds]

no problem

[Jamie]

That's a pretty funny joke mtg players have going on huh? They pretend to sperg out about which cardboard people use to represent gamestate... fooling people into thinking they have to buy wotc licensed cardboard instead of cheaper chinese cardboard.
Good one guys

[Kaitscralt]

ew, a senseless Jamie post

[Jamie]

uh...

[Jamie]

Oh I get it... you were being sarcastic.
You had me going for a while there kait

[Mcdonalds]

jamie, it's not a joke

I dunno what to tell you, but people actual buy cards that WOTC made

They haven't quite GW levels of hatred wherein players actively buy Chinese counterfeits to spite GW

[Lightning_Dolt]

What do you guys think the top tier modern decks are right now?

[Lightning_Dolt]

Also is there a Fulminator / Revilark LD Deck?

[DarthStabber]

I was building a counterspell based control deck to play with my "nefew" (my brother is hosting a 16 yo Dutch foreign kid named Thor). He's not been paying that long, but he wanted to know why people don't like counter spells. I misread the shit out of spell contortion , completely missing the "unless they pay 2 mana" part. Imagine that shit though. Glad I don't live in that world.

[Thrillho]

Bloom
Grixis
Junk until more creatures that die to bolt become prevalent, then Jund
Affinity
Twin
UW/Gifts Tron

There is no "all in on fulminator" deck but that's the great thing about modern is that you can play anything if you tune it enough. My big fear with a deck like that is that the non interactive decks would just devour you before you resolve the first fulminator, but that's where tweaking and refining comes in.

[Lightning_Dolt]

4 Thoughtseize
2 Inquisition
4 Lightning Bolt
3 Liliana
4 Lingering Souls
4 Fluminator Mage
4 Avalance Riders
2 Revilark
???????????????????
Profit?

[hamfactorial]

I was building a counterspell based control deck to play with my "nefew" (my brother is hosting a 16 yo Dutch foreign kid named Thor). He's not been paying that long, but he wanted to know why people don't like counter spells. I misread the shit out of spell contortion , completely missing the "unless they pay 2 mana" part. Imagine that shit though. Glad I don't live in that world.

[mana]UU[/mana]: Counter target happy feeling

[Lightning_Dolt]

Zoo isn't a thing?

[Lightning_Dolt]

Guess burn has fallen out of favour too?

[rcwraspy]

What do you guys think the top tier modern decks are right now?

Tier 1:
Amulet Bloom
GR Tron
Jund
Twin (Grixis > Temur > UR)

Tier 1.5:
Grixis Delver
Affinity?

Tier 2:
Burn
Collected Abzan

Also is there a Fulminator / Revilark LD Deck?

Not really, but with both Bloom and Tron as Tier 1 strategies, and 3-color decks rounding out the rest of Tier 1, LD isn't horrible. But it probably shouldn't be the primary angle of attack.

[rcwraspy]

Guess burn has fallen out of favour too?

It's still viable but it's no longer "ermagerd too stronk banhammerz pls"

re: Zoo: Kibler keeps forcing it, but it's not quite there. Could probably get some surprise wins, and Collected Company is a really good card, but you probably won't spike a large tournament with it. Maybe smaller ones.