[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Thrillho]

This is not a magic issue, it's an economic issue. White males are the highest wage earner per person per household in the U.S. and therefore have more money to spend on disposable hobbies.

Easy as that Emily Smith

[Kaitscralt]

[–]Yamuddah 81 points 23 hours ago
Not stinking.
Basic hygiene.
Respect and dignity for everyone.
Cut back on rapey hentai playmats.
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[Thrillho]

These problems Gabby addresses in the article help everyone, including females. It just so happens that the help it provides affects women moreso than men, by and large.

[Kaitscralt]

I support the article and I hate the FNM environment, hate MTG players, hate neckbeards, hate smelly gamers, support Gaby Spanks, consider myself normal and not a terrible person or a disgusting socially retarded sexist nerd.

That said, generally, I enjoy gaming more with females than with males and part of that reason is solely because they are female. So I really can't say I'm totally innocent. I'm not a creep but if you give me fat fedora Phil or random female gamer, I'm running for the latter. The same goes for online gaming, where I'd rather be on mic with a female than a mouth-breathing man child. So maybe I'm terrible or maybe I'm just an honest guy? I don't know. FWIW, some of my best friends are females met through gaming, because I'm not the guy in the article.

[windstrider]

There has got to be a viable R/B list that we can brew. There's too many good creatures floating around in those colors.

BR Dragons.

That is certainly an option. Got a link to a good starting list?

my current 75: http://decks.deckedbuilder.com/d/58102

Much obliged. Thank you.

[Kaitscralt]

think kaidyn

[Thrillho]

Thank you for that post. My only divergent thought is I regard fat record Phil and fat fedora Frieda the same because when it comes to being socially uncomfortable adult children, men and women truly are equal. In my experience there is just less likelihood of permeating odor from Frieda.

[Kaitscralt]

you're right. fat fedora Frieda exists and should be equally avoided.

[windstrider]

Alex Hinkley · Top Commenter · Junior Writer at Fantasy Team Advice
Vince Metzler Sounds like that is a problem with them, Vince. Maybe those women should stop being so fucking judgmental about people eh? If they don't like the community in a certain hobby, the answer isn't for them to inject themselves and change that community. The answer is maybe that community isn't for them and they should find one more to their liking.

I just had to find the comment this idiot was responding to, and boy it did not disappoint.

Ben Patzwald: There are women who would gladly play if the amount of creepers and gross people were lowered. Also, the whole "maybe women are just not interested in x" is a point refuted a thousand times whenever this conversation happens in gaming circles.

So wanting fewer creeps and hygienically nasty dudes is somehow being judgmental?

[Kaitscralt]

random aside, I had a leopard gecko named Frieda when I was a kid

[Kaitscralt]

anyone who thinks Gaby's comment about hygiene wasn't justifiable needs to go back and laugh at Crackgate some more

[Kaitscralt]

think kaidyn

I'd rather not.

lol

[Thrillho]

Every game and comic store should have a 24x36 poster on the wall of the crackgate image with that giant anti-smoking crossed out circle over the guy's ass, directly next to the tournament seating area.

The problem with #crackgate isn't that we went too far, it's that we didn't go too far enough.

[Thrillho]

Only after the unwashed magic masses have lost everything are they free to do anything.

[Kaitscralt]

unwashed magic asses

[Kaitscralt]

top form today itt

thanks for the lafs

[Thrillho]

random aside, I had a leopard gecko named Frieda when I was a kid

This is a real question I raised yesterday to my roommate and her friend.
Did your lizard have a weird smell?

I distinctly remember pet reptiles having a weird, reptile-specific smell, but then my roommate and her friend countered that they thought I happened to run with smelly reptiles.

This full circle dialog is truly a miracle.

[Kaitscralt]

the better question is if kpaca's reptile had a smell

[Khaospawn]

is there a link to this article?

[Thrillho]

http://www.channelfireball.com/articles ... nto-magic/

[Lightning_Dolt]

On CFB.

[Kaitscralt]

really I don't remember. i've had lizards and turtles. they're smelly. not smelly like FNM ass aka point #2 and not stanky like kpaca's roommates sex den but just a general dank smell of an animal that eats living shit and shits it out in your open air

[Kaitscralt]

Khaos has been too busy spending his 1k on therapy to read the latest Magic news

[Thrillho]

Magic pros hate him after he learned this one weird trick to fund travel to Magic Grand Prixes.

[Valdarith]

This thread is delivering today.

[Khaospawn]

Magic pros hate him after he learned this one weird trick to fund travel to Magic Grand Prixes.

true story

[Kaitscralt]

GP OWT

one weird trick

[Thrillho]

GP OWS. The go-to-event of the year for fedora- and guy fawkes mask-wearing 20-somethings.

[rcwraspy]

Anybody with access to a certain paywall able to pm me the new article on shardless?

[Kaitscralt]

wha

[Kaitscralt]

scg?

[rcwraspy]

Yep.

[rcwraspy]

Shardless if my deck of choice for legacy and I read everything I can find that gerry t writes about it. But I only get premium off the free month for attending opens.

[TBuzzsaw]

There's a modern player at my LGS that you can smell a mile away and seems to have this condition where me makes bomb exploding noises every so often. He use to have long greasy hair he wore with a fedora until he thankfully cut it.

Then there's another guy who's a shy Asian kid that's probably the record holder for the most sexually revealing anime girls to fit onto a playmat. They're also on his sleeves, deck box, and tokens. I still have the image of goblin anime girl tokens I can't unsee.

[hamfactorial]

I've encountered the loli pervert anime fan at my own LGS.

[rcwraspy]

Thanks for the article guys.

[Col. Khaddafi]

anyone who thinks Gaby's comment about hygiene wasn't justifiable needs to go back and laugh at Crackgate some more

I'm still dumbfounded that wizards gave the guy appearing in the pics like a two year suspension. Talk about shooting the messenger.

And what about barring entrance to GP's to any guy not dressing appropriately and having body odor? Those things do invade my personal space and detract from my enjoyment at the venues.

[TBuzzsaw]

I've encountered the loli pervert anime fan at my own LGS.

At least they're.... harmless I guess.

The last time I was in Japan I was at this huge electronic store in Akihabara, the nerd capital of the world. They had an entire section around the size of the gaming section of Best Buy dedicated to loli figures. They were mostly empty until you came across the 18+ figures aisle, where there were half a dozen men just standing there.... staring. Most of them were looking at the ones the store were pre-ordering, which creepily enough, was too many. That night I proceeded to eat Mexican food, shop for Pikachu condoms, and almost get in a fist fight with a Nigerian immigrant.

That my friends, was the most magical Christmas day I've ever had.

[LP, of the Fires]

I'm a fan of females playing magic because they have boobs.

I'm completely self-serving.

[GoblinWarchief]

Showering everyday is unhealthy for skin and hair (for whoever said it). once every 2 days is better