Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

[rianalnn]

Why has nobody said anything about why the fuck are you peeing in a fucking bottle.

[Kaitscralt]

didn't read

[Checkbox]

For posterity obv

[Manders]

Why has nobody said anything about why the fuck are you peeing in a fucking bottle.

I don't ask questions I don't want the answer to.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Why has nobody said anything about why the fuck are you peeing in a fucking bottle.

He's a monstertruck driver already late on his schedule?

[Mcdonalds]

I just accept the things blackhound says

[Kaitscralt]

that's your first mistake

[Mcdonalds]

I accept the things I cannot change and have the courage to x-2 drop

[Manders]

I never just accept anything I hear on zee interwebz.

[( G_R )]

Why has nobody said anything about why the fuck are you peeing in a fucking bottle.

I was getting to that, but I've heard that you have to approach these people slowly.

[Mcdonalds]

What is fifty shades of grey and why should I be scared?

[( G_R )]

Someone explained to me that it's some book and now a movie that promotes enslaving women, and women are going nuts about it, so basically we can just enslave away!

[Kaitscralt]

LM knows and is pretending he doesn't for some reason, GR legitimately doesn't know

[DroppinSuga]

It's porn for housewives.

[Blackhound]

Urine is quite warm, often even slightly above the standard body temperature of 37 degrees centigrade because it's stored deep inside you.

When you add this to the bottle, it immediately heats up the air inside, so that when you put the cap on, you have two litres (or however big the bottle was) of warm air.

Leaving it overnight gradually allowed the air inside to cool and contract. This lowered the pressure inside the bottle, allowing atmospheric pressure to crush the sides inwards: your bottle was crushed by tonnes of atmospheric pressure.

To reiterate,the air inside didn't go anywhere, it just cooled down and so packed together more tightly, taking up less room in the bottle.

[Blackhound]

So the bottle was making crackling noises because it was slowly caving in onitself.

[Thrillho]

I only recently learned 50 shades is supposed to be Twilight fanfiction.
This somehow makes me want to see the movie.

[Kaitscralt]

Hearing the women in this office talk non-ironically about their shows, which of course includes a shared love of Big Bang Theory, makes me want to be a dead person

[Manders]

I only recently learned 50 shades is supposed to be Twilight fanfiction.
This somehow makes me want to see the movie.

I'm not sure I agree with that. How is it supposed to be Twilight fanfiction?

[rianalnn]

I only recently learned 50 shades is supposed to be Twilight fanfiction.
This somehow makes me want to see the movie.

I'm not sure I agree with that. How is it supposed to be Twilight fanfiction?

Its not something you can disagree with. It was twilight fanfic the author then adapted into the story of dorian grey doing business casual bondage.

[Kaitscralt]

Thank goodness the movie didn't have Kristin Stewart's ugly face getting smacked around

There'd be not a single wet gal in the audience

[Thrillho]

My loss as well

[Kaitscralt]

"So much of life is calculated and laid out, a sequence of known unknowns." - Gavin "Lesurgo" Verhey

[Kaitscralt]

http://gavinverhey.tumblr.com/post/1112 ... -a-volcano

[Checkbox]

Is anyone here going to Gen Con?

I will be there running a VS System tournament.

[Kaitscralt]

Still trying huh

[Kaitscralt]

Wave goodbye, wish it well, you've got to let it go

[Col. Khaddafi]

Remember when we made a Vs subforum when Checkbox claimed he was going to bring over 9000 orphan Vs players in here?

[Kaitscralt]

Yeah that was hot

[Mcdonalds]

We must consult the ouija

[rianalnn]

Did he even manage a single person?

[Col. Khaddafi]

http://gavinverhey.tumblr.com/post/1112 ... -a-volcano

Let me see if I got this straight: He posted a wall of text about having lost his cruise ship? And this is relevant because __________ ?

[( G_R )]

http://gavinverhey.tumblr.com/post/1112 ... -a-volcano

Thank heavens, there's a tl;dr at the end!

[( G_R )]

http://gavinverhey.tumblr.com/post/1112 ... -a-volcano

Let me see if I got this straight: He posted a wall of text about having lost his cruise ship? And this is relevant because __________ ?

Because Gutter, of course.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Gutter skulk

[Manders]

I only recently learned 50 shades is supposed to be Twilight fanfiction.
This somehow makes me want to see the movie.

I'm not sure I agree with that. How is it supposed to be Twilight fanfiction?

Its not something you can disagree with. It was twilight fanfic the author then adapted into the story of dorian grey doing business casual bondage.

I guess I must have missed this revelation. Having read two of the three books, I didn't see them as anything like Twilight, other than lonely boy finds girl only he finds extraordinary.

[Kaitscralt]

http://gavinverhey.tumblr.com/post/1112 ... -a-volcano

Let me see if I got this straight: He posted a wall of text about having lost his cruise ship? And this is relevant because __________ ?

essentially, lesurgo's boss and mom were momentarily concerned he was dead, so he took that to mean that everyone else cared also and thought something very interesting had happened and decided to write a ridiculously long blog post for no reason

now, in his defense, he may have experienced a life changing moment as most people alone in the jungle are wont to do, but little did he know that GR was in the next bush over picking berries and he was never actually in any peril and his catharsis was ultimately wasted

disclaimer: i stopped reading after the sentence i quoted, because that is not a sentence you can ever write if your name is lesurgo and you design dragon cards for a living

[( G_R )]

[Checkbox]

Wave goodbye, wish it well, you've got to let it go

The game is actually coming back at Gen con, though the tournament ill be running will be for the old game. Usualy gets about 15-30 checkboys

[Checkbox]

Also no I didn't, but I do plan on running a forum for the LCG when its released