Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

rianalnn · Postby **rianalnn** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:20 pm

who wants a storyline on their cardboard anyway

rianalnn · Postby **rianalnn** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:22 pm

like who gives a fuck that tahngarth and squee became best friends and then tahngarth got turned into a freak and squee felt real bad but sorta made it okay by blasting ertai full of too much black mana in the bottom of crovax's stronghold while hannah flew the weatherlight to both of their rescue since gerrard couldn't pilot the weatherlight since he was fighting urza in so sort of alternate phyrexian dimension proctored by yawgmoth

rianalnn · Postby **rianalnn** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:22 pm

I mean, it's not like you want to know why the mice are trapped in mouse trap do you?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:24 pm

You just had a flashback to the best part of your childhood

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:26 pm

That mouse had kids, man.

rianalnn · Postby **rianalnn** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:28 pm

You just had a flashback to the best part of your childhood

the best part of my childhood was when I met Goldberg you idiot.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:33 pm

I just wish that the characters in MTG weren't solely the planeswalkers and that there was a kind of coherent storyline aside from "We just showed up on this plane and WOOOAAAHHHHH WACKY STUFF'S GOING ON!!!!!"

rianalnn · Postby **rianalnn** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:37 pm

they should all try to find the exodia pieces

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:15 am

Die fat Americans

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:47 am

Any guests yet?

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:57 am

Die fat Americans

I assume this is German for "the Americans"?

rianalnn · Postby **rianalnn** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:20 am

Its akrikaan actually.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:56 am

You just had a flashback to the best part of your childhood
the best part of my childhood was when I met Goldberg you idiot.

I met Ice Man King Parsons once. It was pretty sweet.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:58 am

This was well after he'd retired, though. He ended up working with my Uncle Phil, which is how I met him.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:58 am

I'm interested to see how many of you young'uns have any fucking clue who I'm talking about.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:59 am

Prediction: none.

I'm so old.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:18 am

I read that as king parkinsons

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:30 am

I just wish that the characters in MTG weren't solely the planeswalkers and that there was a kind of coherent storyline aside from "We just showed up on this plane and WOOOAAAHHHHH WACKY STUFF'S GOING ON!!!!!"

Every storyline these days looks like fanfiction for mortal kombat. Here's these fighters with these combat skills, they are going to duke it out in the arena for defending your world.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:31 am

Any guests yet?

They've been here and there ever since Rianalnn defected to DtR

rianalnn · Postby **rianalnn** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:33 pm

Youre welcome.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:52 pm

yeah man, btw sorry I called you "morally corrupt", ever since you've come back and made ammends, I've understood that your Heart is in the right place.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:12 pm

Also your moral compass.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:24 pm

Pointing in the right direction now!

Only in DtR do we get to have these magical cards-themed, heart-warming, Dicken's style stories

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:49 pm

Dickensian.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:01 pm

My new hard cider brand: Dicken's Cider

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:41 pm

she seems to have wrecked her car in a single-vehicle incident. When police arrived at the scene, King was found, sitting in the car, surrounded by deployed airbags, but with her pants retreated from their usual location encasing her legs, pelvis and ass, and instead puddled under her car's pedals. Also enjoying a 'beneath' position was an empty bottle of unspecified alcohol, which King was sitting on.

The details of how or why King was sitting, pantsless on the bottle aren't clear.

rianalnn · Postby **rianalnn** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:02 pm

yeah man, btw sorry I called you "morally corrupt", ever since you've come back and made ammends, I've understood that your Heart is in the right place.

Meh, whats a little moral corruption amongst friends.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:30 pm

This forum is more important than your morals

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:22 am

I got a cold a day or two before I'm going to visit my dad, who's on dialysis.

Perfect.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:54 am

Wear a mask.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:55 am

A Nixon mask

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:55 am

Did your dad vote for Nixon?

Did you?

Were you down with the ol' tricky Dick?

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:51 am

I wasn't even born then.

And I'm pretty sure Daddy wasn't old enough to vote.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:51 am

Goddamn asshole.

I'm not that fucking old.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:50 am

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:03 am

So... You're not down with tricky Dick?

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:05 am

Nope. Carter was president when I was born, though Reagan won the vote a couple months later.

Bhikku · Postby **Bhikku** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:46 pm

Too bad he's dead, he was good for a laugh while in office.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:17 pm

hey it's that guy

hey that guy

Bhikku · Postby **Bhikku** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:19 pm

hey it's that guy

hey that guy

Hullo

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