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Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:34 pm

say something cards

:galspanic:

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:28 pm

say something about magic the cards

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:36 pm

Generally speaking, Magic the Gathering is a fun pastime. The depth of this trading card game is like no other.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:40 pm

now this is what I am talking about. you can't find discussions like this on other cards the cards web forums. you've been a _____ help.

1) great
2) alex
3) sara
4) substantial

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:18 pm

This entire forum is just so full of substance that I'm going to have to go with 4. Though it is great quality... hmm...

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:37 pm

we'd be something without you

that is to say, nothing

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:39 pm

I say this because you have stepped up to the proverbial plate and said something in the thread that asked nothing else

we're here to talk about our cards

and my meds

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:24 pm

This is magic general. Start behaving like the admin you are and take it to the gutter.

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:24 pm

Back on topic, I have several piles of cards at home that function as decks in this decades old game. Probably my favourite number of cards to be in those piles is 100. Opinions?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:21 pm

I prefer piles of 40 with any number of individual cards or piles of 60 with one to four of any individual card, randomly assorted

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:22 pm

I understand the appeal of your 100 card stack though

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:48 pm

I heard this was the thread where we discuss the cool cards

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:49 pm

You heard wroinght

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:50 pm

Which brings me to my first question: what are the cardgame cool cards? Anyone has some secret tech?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:54 pm

Well in Blather the DTR Premier member and administrator named Thrillboy said that Countryboy Crusher is "the best card in cards"

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:17 pm

And that's a direct quote. This from the guy who predicted the widespread use of Hellrider, so you know you can trust him.

As for pile size, I think one thing we can be sure of is that whether it's 100, 40 or 60 cards, any number is better than 50.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:18 pm

*takes notes*

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:19 pm

Now for another question: In all the very long list of cards, which one do you think is the most Brokeback Mountain-like of the cards?

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:23 pm

Or to rephrase, the card that better embodies the spirit of Brokeback Mountain?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:49 pm

probably Mountain

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:50 pm

Assuming broke is a synonym of budg and back is a synonym of caj

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:50 pm

But where is the "Bro" in that?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:51 pm

red bro's

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:43 am

Will the asscrack man make his triumphant return at a modern gp?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:50 am

Will the asscrack man make his triumphant return at a modern gp?

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:57 pm

The new set, __________, is bad because it doesn't have enough/the right/any/too few good cards. Everyone who likes the new set, _________, is probably bad at cards/should die/doesn't know about making money with magic/doesn't play eternal formats and is therefore a casual player of kids cards/hasn't touched a boob/cheeto hands neckbeard autism white men boys club/Feline Longfellow.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:10 pm

I have too touched a cheeto

I resent you, and I resent the metaphor

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:35 pm

hasn't touched a boob/cheeto

I've done at least one of those things.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:36 pm

Oh shit, I just made the same joke as Madding.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:17 pm

Ya blew it

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:46 pm

Which Magic the Gathering legendary creature do you think would enjoy cheetos the most?

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:56 pm

Do you think said creatures would enjoy margaritas?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:56 pm

Finally a question for the Spikes

I think it has to go to Greel, the Mind Raker

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:05 pm

Is it true magic cards contain traces amounts of cocaine and fecal matter?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:09 pm

depends whose binder they're coming out of and what set

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:15 pm

Which Magic the Gathering legendary creature do you think would enjoy cheetos the most?

Any of the Mirri cards because she is the legendary creature most like Chester Cheetah. Particularly the vampire one from planar chaos.
Balthor the Stout takes my vote for next most likely to enjoy Cheetos because he most resembles a game store dungeon inhabitant.
Third goes to that portly legend from Antiquities with the black eye liner.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:17 pm

you earn a trophy

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:26 pm

There were no legends in Antiquities...

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:33 pm

Maybe he means Mishra?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:34 pm

No he means Joven

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