[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Christen]

You mean Microsoft Word Art.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Scrub (adj) - Someone who uses Microsoft Paint to create a forum signature.

-see also: Kaitscrat

Clearly you don't know shit about the time honored tradition of making microsoft paint sigs for magical cards discussion forums. It's an all but lost art.

[Col. Khaddafi]

[Lightning_Dolt]

@ dechs, that's pretty much how I feel. I have realized and accepted that I'll probably never make the pro-tour, so I'm trying to just get back to enjoying the game, taking it a little less seriously, and remembering it's a hobby. I still want to play tight etc. And will netdeck whenever there is a deck I like in the format, but I'm no longer playing just to win. Winning is now the secondary objective. Enjoying myself is the primary objective. Magic got to the point where it was more work than fun. Hanging out with some PTQ end bosses made me realize that I'm not willing to commit to Magic the way I would need to to be on their level. I think this is a healthy step back for me.

[Lightning_Dolt]

I will endevor to not complain as well.

[Jamie]

I want to be off the bash LD train, but "magic is more work than fun" argument only works if you like having fun more than working

[Jamie]

I had fun once and it was awful

[hamfactorial]

Having fun is a tier 3 strategy

[Kaitscralt]

I used to play what I enjoyed, but then I decided I wanted to have fun

[Lightning_Dolt]

Fun is relative.

[Jack]

How? Subjective, maybe, but not relative.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Both relative and subjective.

[Jamie]

fun is more objective than you'd think imo

[Lightning_Dolt]

sure

[Dechs Kaison]

Perhaps it's objectively measurable (neuroscience and all), but it's subjective in that everyone's fun is different.

[Jamie]

ok

[Purp]

Control deck in my edh playgroup now plays Overburden and Aether Flash to shut down animar.... not fun

[Dechs Kaison]

Control deck in my edh playgroup now plays Overburden and Aether Flash to shut down animar.... not fun

That sounds awesome and like Animar was too much trouble on the table to begin with.

Time to adapt.

[Mcdonalds]

Fun is ones journey through fun

[Kaitscralt]

I determine what you need to do to have fun

[Purp]

Control deck in my edh playgroup now plays Overburden and Aether Flash to shut down animar.... not fun

That sounds awesome and like Animar was too much trouble on the table to begin with.

Time to adapt.

I understand its time to adapt, but that basically means waiting to draw 1 of my 4 ench removal cards, in the meantime our prosh player just builds up his mana base and combos off.

[Khaospawn]

For all you scrumpers out there: http://themeadery.org/articles/magic-sp ... uperiority

[hamfactorial]

[hamfactorial]

Peter Pomplewood is an excellent name.

[Kaitscralt]

Satire is dead after that column

[Kaitscralt]

Fuckin shit

[Kaitscralt]

a whole day of no posts

this shit clan went back to sally

[Khaospawn]

I was waiting to see who'd break the silence. And on this day, Madding did not disappoint.

[Khaospawn]

Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here!

[hamfactorial]

a whole day of no posts

this shit clan went back to sally

What the fuck did you say about me, you cis rapist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in gender studies, and I've been involved in numerous public raids on 4chan, and I have banned over 300 misogynist shits. I am trained in not citing my sources and I'm the top land whale in the entire Tumblr army. You're nothing to me but another trigger. I will ban you the fuck out with butthurt the likes of which have never been seen on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with raping me over the Internet? Think again, cis white boy. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of landwhales all over #stopgamergate and your account is being rustled right now so you better prepare your jimmies, sexist pig. The media will biasly slander out the pathetic little thing you call a gender. You're fucking dead, rapist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and kill you with my massive fat folds, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in being triggered, I have access to the entire arsenal of Tumblr, and I will use it to its full extent to send death threats to your family all over the fucking Internet, fucking patriarchal bitch. If only you could have know what raging hormone filled butthurt your little "clever" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have circumcised yourself. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn PTSD inducing troll. I will shitpost all over you and you will choke on your own injustice. You're fucking dead, cis boy.

[Jamie]

i bet you kiss girls faggot

[TBuzzsaw]

Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here!

Guilty!

[Khaospawn]

How about we hold Madding down and make him look at our dicks. Wouldn't that be gay of him!?

[zemanjaski]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am a lawyer/boyfriend/anime enthusiast, and I’ve been involved in numerous videos on Channel Fireball, and I have over 3 consecutive GPT Top 8s. I am trained in Boros Burn and I’m the top Lavamancer in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with technical expertise the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of professional magic players across the USA and your DCI number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your accomplishments. You’re fucking dead, kid. You’re kidding yourself if you think we are remotely close in skill. Not only am I extensively trained in every format known to man, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Channel Fireball Pantheon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your attempt to joust with a known player was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the ultimate price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit technical expertise all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Khaospawn]

3 GPT Top 8's...

[zemanjaski]

The seven GPT Top 8s (four wins) really are the highlight of my career.

[hamfactorial]

Z, that was a thing of beauty

[LP, of the Fires]

Fucking died at the gpt top 8s.

[rcwraspy]

I feel like we've come full circle.

[nme]

you shitlords need to check your privilege.