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Postby LP, of the Fires » Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:30 pm

Rashad should just be banned for life from commentary.
You gotta understand, I love the beatdown. I really do. I always have.

Beatdown is hard, though.


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Postby Purp » Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:35 pm

Shenhar playing RWu burn. Boros Charm, Treasure Cruise and secret tech Mutagenic Growth
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Postby LP, of the Fires » Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:35 pm

Wraptor playing a broken ass deck.
You gotta understand, I love the beatdown. I really do. I always have.

Beatdown is hard, though.


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Postby RedNihilist » Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:40 pm

All this while I'm in office.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

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Postby Purp » Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:08 pm

Seriously, fucking Rashad Miller....
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Postby LP, of the Fires » Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:04 pm

I'm hoping wizards just has him under some sort of unbreakable contract for coverage.

Otherwise, they aren't even fucking trying.
You gotta understand, I love the beatdown. I really do. I always have.

Beatdown is hard, though.


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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:25 pm

He is the fucking worst.

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Postby Platypus » Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:54 pm

Three UR Storm decks? That was a surprise.
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Postby BlakLanner » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:03 pm

A lot of people picking up RUG Delver as well.
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:46 pm

Three UR Storm decks? That was a surprise.
It's not a bad meta call when most decks aren't playing counterspells, the expected meta ISN'T Burn w/ Eidolon, and most decks are relying on creature beats to win games (such as UR Delver).
Shahar Shenhar's deck is amazing lol.
You're goddamn right.


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UR...U R the best color combo!
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Postby Platypus » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:50 pm

Three UR Storm decks? That was a surprise.
It's not a bad meta call when most decks aren't playing counterspells, the expected meta ISN'T Burn w/ Eidolon, and most decks are relying on creature beats to win games (such as UR Delver).
It's just that I found UR Delver really hard to beat with Storm when I played it. But that was in the spring, and I wasn't that experienced with the storm deck. So... :shrug:
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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:52 pm

Let X = A deck archetype
Let Y = Any non-Standard event

10 Things You Should Know Playing UR X at Y
How To Beat UR X This Weekend
UR Going To Love This Punny Article
What I Learned This Weekend Playing UR X
UR X at Y: A Post Mortem
Y: Reflecting on UR X

Fuck both U and R individually and specifically.
The meta thought this rogue deck was crazy, you'll never believe what it did this weekend!

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Postby Platypus » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:52 pm

I thought about making a t-shirt back in the days of the RtR pre-release with a close up of Niv-Mizzet's head with the following text:

Hello. Izzet me you're looking for?

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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:09 pm

Three UR Storm decks? That was a surprise.
It's not a bad meta call when most decks aren't playing counterspells, the expected meta ISN'T Burn w/ Eidolon, and most decks are relying on creature beats to win games (such as UR Delver).
It's just that I found UR Delver really hard to beat with Storm when I played it. But that was in the spring, and I wasn't that experienced with the storm deck. So... :shrug:
Don't be so suburban!

Modern changed drastically after the release of Journey, M15, and especially Khans. Journey brought Burn to tier 1.5-tier 1 status by introducing Eidolon, M15 gave Affinity Ensoul Artifact, and the Khans warped the format with Treasure Cruise, Jeskai Ascendency, Swiftie, and Dig. We are definitely not playing early 2014's Modern format.
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Postby TBuzzsaw » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:29 am

Shahar Shenhar's deck is amazing lol.
That deck makes me want to get back into modern.

I thought about making a t-shirt back in the days of the RtR pre-release with a close up of Niv-Mizzet's head with the following text:

Hello. Izzet me you're looking for?

Too cheesy?
That's bad and you should feel bad.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:37 am

Except for the Forked Bolts, Wear//Tear, Electrolyze, Smash to Smithereens, Destructive Revelry, and Shatterstorms...
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:38 am

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:39 am

Your Affinity dicks will fall into your Darksteel faces!
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:42 am

Sure, whatever you say, boss.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:42 am

I love talking Modern with you, Alex. ;)
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:44 am

While you spend your time convincing me about Affinity's inherent dominance, UR Delver continues to push Affinity out out of the format.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:44 am

I love you, sperglord.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:45 am

I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:46 am

I may or may not be drinking tonight.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:46 am

Tap me like the Wild Mongrel that I am.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:48 am

Burn, however, is an unwinnable matchup and that's where you see Smash so it probably isn't even worth mentioning.

Affinity doesn't lose to Delver as badly when you play blue instead of red cards. You can play the same game they do. Blue also makes you a little better against Ascendancy.
In all fairness, Affinity is still a tough matchup for Burn. SO, yes, regarding the Burn matchup, it's all about the hand.

But with that said, you'll always be my Arrogant Wurm to my Wild Mongrel.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:50 am

Or, in the supergay community, I'll be your Werebear. Or your Huckleberry. Whichever you prefer.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:53 am

I feel exactly the opposite about the burn vs. affinity matchup. I lose that matchup every time. I've been testing for two weeks against random MODO daily winning decks and burn is hard as shit to beat. Everything else feels up in the air.
In all super seriousness, what is giving you problems? Affinity is actually tough for me for several reasons. When I have a hand consisting of Forked Bolt, Searing BXXXX, and Grim Lavamncer, it is sometimes easy. Postboard, (when I was playing it) Firedancer just won me games I had no business winning.

On the other hand, I've been beaten silly by the intial turn 1-2 hand-dump followed by an Ensoul or Plating and could never recover. At times, Affinity can race far better than Burn can. ESPECIALLY when Ravager is involved.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:53 am

I'm not playing the version with all of the direct damage though, I'm playing Mana Leaks.
Well, damn. THAT is why you fail.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:55 am

As an experienced Burn player, I can say that I will almost win against an inexperienced player playing a tuned list or an experienced player playing a bad list every time. But Purphoros help me if I play an experienced player piloting a decent-to-great list.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:13 am

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:14 am

Oops I was a page behind, replying about Alex's assertion that nobody has SB for Affinity.

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:49 am

Oops I was a page behind, replying about Alex's assertion that nobody has SB for Affinity.
In Spergland, nobody does.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:57 am

Tap me like the Wild Mongrel that I am.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Dec 03, 2014 3:12 am

I thought about making a t-shirt back in the days of the RtR pre-release with a close up of Niv-Mizzet's head with the following text:

Hello. Izzet me you're looking for?

Too cheesy?
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