[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

BlakLanner · Postby **BlakLanner** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 4:53 pm

Listen you peace loving Canadian, we ain't got time for dat here in Murica.
Do unto others like Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold would do - shoot for the head.

Have you tried doing that to someone running at you? It is a lot harder than it looks. There is a reason police and military are trained to shoot for center mass.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:08 pm

Right, that's pretty much my point. I think it's ridiculous that he chose to shoot for the head for multiple reasons.

Also,

Have you tried doing that to someone running at you?

No. Of course not. Have you?

BlakLanner · Postby **BlakLanner** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:11 pm

Not in an actual life or death situation. It was hard enough in practice that I wouldn't dare try it for real.

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:32 pm

Yeah duck hunt is mad hard.

Purp · Postby **Purp** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:55 pm

Multiple shots to the chest didn't bring him down (he is running with his head down), eventually one of those bullet is going to crack a skull. I am convinced you have never shot a gun before Star.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:05 pm

I don't see the point in arguing about it since we weren't there and all accounts of the incident are just that, one persons recollection of a point in time. Some people lie, some people don't. Yes, everyone is entitled to analyze the situation and give their opinion. But unless we were there, we really don't know what happened.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:20 pm

Multiple shots to the chest didn't bring him down (he is running with his head down), eventually one of those bullet is going to crack a skull. I am convinced you have never shot a gun before Star.

And I'm convinced that you believe deadly force is something that should be used whenever someone shows aggression. I'm also convinced that nothing I say will change your view of that. I've already admitted that it's possible he was justified in using deadly force in this case, as Self Medicated just pointed out again. You're the only one in this argument who is taking a strong stance based on evidence that is at best contradictory.

You're wrong that I've never shot a gun, but you're right that I've never shot a gun at an enraged and (allegedly) charging suspect. I still don't believe that this cop was in mortal danger after having shot the guy 5 times in the front. Was the kill shot in the top of the head because he was bull-rushing the cop, or was it because he was already falling after having been shot multiple times? You have no idea and neither do I.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:23 pm

This thread has taken a turn for the worse in the last two pages. Where's redthirst when we need him?

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:24 pm

@Suga

Crank that Robocop

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:25 pm

"Robo"cop

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:28 pm

This thread has taken a turn for the worse in the last two pages. Where's redthirst when we need him?

Sorry, hammy. I tried to bring James Bond in there for a bit, but lost track of the reason for posting somewhere along the way.

Umm...

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:41 pm

In a pinch, Khaos' beard can help turn this around.

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:45 pm

All I know is the following:
- a young man is dead.
- he was unarmed
- a cop has to live the rest of his life with this weighing on his soul
- race is still a very large issue in this country
- a community has lost whatever trust it had in police officers

Basically, no matter how you interpret the facts and events, nothing but anger, frustration, and sadness has resulted.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:19 pm

and joy from me

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:33 pm

and Belza's titties

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:57 pm

sense

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:59 pm

Belza 2.0?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:02 pm

sense motherfucker! do you make it?

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:37 pm

Where's redthirst when we need him?

Too busy not caring about yet another "white guy shot a black guy - it must have been racist" issue.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:10 pm

I thought I was the only one! My Facebook feed is full of self-flagellation from liberals who think it's their fault.

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:41 pm

I don't understand how liberalism/conservatism plays into these things.

And of course it's a racial issue. That doesn't mean Wilson shot Brown simply because the former is white and the latter was black. But it has everything to do with the surrounding circumstances. There's a cycle of distrust that you simply don't have in white neighborhoods which forms the foundation of these issues and leads to situations which quickly spiral out of either party's control.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:06 am

sense motherfucker! do you make it?

Nah.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:00 am

Hey guys, I have an idea. Let's talk about the Furgeson riot on a Magic website because I'm not having to scroll past enough of that shit on my Facebook feed.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:07 am

But, in the Ferguson riots, things were ON FIRE. Isn't that exactly what all you guys like?

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:23 am

I masturbate to the struggle of minorities and fire

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:23 am

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:46 am

I masturbate to the struggle of minorities and fire

See, this is a fantastic example of a problem with the ambiguity of conjunctions.

Do you masturbate to the struggle of minorities and masturbate to fire?

Or do you masturbate to the struggle of minorities and the struggle of fire?

The sentence structure here isn't very clear and the context isn't enough to be sure. Perhaps you masturbate to the struggle of fire when it's burning minorities.

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:53 am

Perhaps to minorities' struggles with fire.

Christen · Postby **Christen** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:55 am

Oxford comma?

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:02 am

I masturbate to the struggle of minorities and fire
See, this is a fantastic example of a problem with the ambiguity of conjunctions.

Do you masturbate to the struggle of minorities and masturbate to fire?

Or do you masturbate to the struggle of minorities and the struggle of fire?

The sentence structure here isn't very clear and the context isn't enough to be sure. Perhaps you masturbate to the struggle of fire when it's burning minorities.

This is a text book definition of a pedant, and someone who is in dire need of a blowjob

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:03 am

I masturbate to the struggle of minorities and fire
See, this is a fantastic example of a problem with the ambiguity of conjunctions.

Do you masturbate to the struggle of minorities and masturbate to fire?

Or do you masturbate to the struggle of minorities and the struggle of fire?

The sentence structure here isn't very clear and the context isn't enough to be sure. Perhaps you masturbate to the struggle of fire when it's burning minorities.
This is a text book definition of a pedant, and someone who is in dire need of a blowjob

You didn't need that comma.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:05 am

I masturbate to the struggle of minorities and fire
See, this is a fantastic example of a problem with the ambiguity of conjunctions.

Do you masturbate to the struggle of minorities and masturbate to fire?

Or do you masturbate to the struggle of minorities and the struggle of fire?

The sentence structure here isn't very clear and the context isn't enough to be sure. Perhaps you masturbate to the struggle of fire when it's burning minorities.
This is a text book definition of a pedant, and someone who is in dire need of a blowjob
You didn't need that comma.

You didn't need to sodomize that goat

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:08 am

You could've just let him go about his day, but no, you decided to sodomize that poor goat, and didn't even have the courtesy of giving him a reach around.

Comma

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:18 am

Your grammar is so bad I may well be sent into a comma.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:31 am

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:03 am

,,,,,chameleon

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:28 am

Considering all the dull anger I've been dealing with in light of all these shenanigans, I'm glad I can still occasionally find medium grade quality humor here still.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:29 am

I do my best. But wait, there's more:

A drunk man walks into a bar. He stumbles up to the hugely muscled bartender and fixes him with a beady eye.

"My good sir, I want to buy everyone in the bar a drink and you can pour one for yourself as well."

"Yes, sir!" The bartender pulled drinks for everyone in the room and tossed back a whiskey straight himself before turning back to the man. "That will be $237, sir."

"I don't have any money," the man said. The bartender flew into a rage and beat the living tar out of the man before throwing him out of the bar.

The next night the man came back, even more drunk than before.

"Bartender," he said loudly. "I want to buy a drink for everyone here and be good enough to pour one for yourself too."

After the beating he'd given the poor guy the night before, there was no way the bartender could believe the fool would try the same thing twice in a row so he filled everyone's glass and swallowed a shot of whiskey himself.

"That will be $417, sir."

"I'm flat broke," the man said with a bleary smile.

The bartender screamed in frustration and pounded on the man with his fists, his feet and a few pieces of furniture before throwing him out the door.

The man came back the next night; limping.

"Bartender!" He said in ringing tones. "I want to buy everyone in the bar a drink!"

The bartender raised a brow. "What? You're not going to buy ME a drink tonight?"

"No," the man said. "You get MEAN when you get drunk."

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:45 am

In a pinch, Khaos' beard can help turn this around.

Come on, Barbie, let's go party.

Purp · Postby **Purp** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:28 pm

How much Chinese soup can you eat?

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