Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

[Checkbox]

Not the cartoon version.

[Thrillho]

Thanks you've been a great help.

[Mcdonalds]

If you hate your family and are mad the best thing to do is apply for a modship at mtgsalvation.com!

Fuck that I'll apply to be a reddits and impose my narrow minded view of what a reddit is on people

[Mcdonalds]

*reddit mod

[Thrillho]

Thanks for clarifying we were really going to be lost without that added value.

[Kaitscralt]

Hey does anyone know of a good place to handle anger and shit, I'd ask people on Facebook but that is kinda the problem, I hate my family a bit and I'm semi obligated to be friends with them

the gutter

[Kaitscralt]

real life advice mtgs

[Zooligan]

Any time you find yourself calling someone a dirt bag, use funny humor and think of them as an actual big bag of dirt.

Q: What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley-Davidson?

A: The position of the dirt bag.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Plot and scheme in secret.

If you hate your family and are mad the best thing to do is apply for a modship at mtgsalvation.com!

I'd pick one of these two

[rezombad]

That's the same thing twice.

[Thrillho]

I read all of my options for how to deal with anger to my girlfriend just now and her response was, "wow."

This is the life I lead.

[rezombad]

Kijin, did you ever get the feeling you're only going with girls cos you're supposed to?

[Blackhound]

Do the Harlem shake.

[Checkbox]

Can someone give me a good reason why I shouldn't go to my local Wal-Mart and buy all 5 Commander Decks today?

[Col. Khaddafi]

You're gonna sell all your cards for a fraction of their purchased value down the line

[Checkbox]

But I will be paying some amount of dollars for the enjoyment I will gain from them in the meantime.

[Checkbox]

Also this is probably the best way to get what I need for my cube then just play janky EDH with the rest.

[Checkbox]

I could save $20 and wait a few days by ordering online but why would I do that?

[Thrillho]

There are only one or two cards of any value outside of commander across decks

[Thrillho]

Kijin, did you ever get the feeling you're only going with girls cos you're supposed to?

Dudes aren't women so no.
For context she was doing work stuff and asked me what I was laughing at when I read Scumbag's post

[Thrillho]

Don't project your lifestyle onto mine.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Also this is probably the best way to get what I need for my cube then just play janky EDH with the rest.

Like didn't you said you just sold all your cards minus the slivers? Why are you buying more just now?

I mean go for it if you like it, the decks have good casual value, its just that your timing is odd.

[Mcdonalds]

Found a jet medallion so I have far less reason to buy one now

[Checkbox]

Also this is probably the best way to get what I need for my cube then just play janky EDH with the rest.

Like didn't you said you just sold all your cards minus the slivers? Why are you buying more just now?

I mean go for it if you like it, the decks have good casual value, its just that your timing is odd.

Haha I wish I sold all the decks. I pulled them all apart, traded a bunch of it and threw a bunch of it into 60 card casual decks of mine.

[Checkbox]

Haha I forgot the medallions are in there.

Shit yeah I'm just buying them all.

[Mcdonalds]

Don't project your lifestyle onto mine.

You will eat mashed potatoes and gravy and smothered porkchops and you will god damn like it

And I you will say the word and like a god damn fucking comma

[Mcdonalds]

You will fucking worship at the altar of whataburger, and commune with the homophobic brotherhood of chicken eaters

[Blackhound]

I see you took my advice Dux.

[Thrillho]

Don't project your lifestyle onto mine.

Double suspect.

I've never banged, got banged, or made out with a dude. I'm not attracted to dudes generally but there have been dudes I was attracted to.

[Thrillho]

I love eating pussy too much to date a dude.

[Mcdonalds]

What if the dude is a pussy?

[Thrillho]

Not the same.

[Thrillho]

They say you are what you eat and I still ain't pussy.

[Thrillho]

Clooney and brad Pitt in fight club. I can just also genuinely appreciate attractive people irrespective of sex.

[Thrillho]

I think if he can make a bunch of hyper masculine boys closet homo for him I think I can outwardly state he was a lean wirey built for sex mother fucker in that movie.
There's a good essay I had to read in sophomore year of college about female gaze and advertising to females and why Calvin Klein, as a bi dude, was so good at it, and BP in fight club hits all those notes.

[Thrillho]

I'm aware.

[Kaitscralt]

wanna make out colemander

[Kaitscralt]

i just won an 8-4 draft with crater's claws, flying crane technique, pearl lake ancient, narset and sage of the inward eye.

i am a skilled player

[Thrillho]

I'm a colemancer

[Kaitscralt]

And really cool too.

no shit