[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:47 pm

wouldn't going X-2 gain him some scrumper cred?

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:53 pm

I don't think it works that way if you're the leader. It's like going to a gym in Pokemon - nobody cares if you beat up on the random scrumpers loitering around - they're expected to go X-2-drop - but if the gym leader loses then that's a big deal.

Scralt City Gym

Jamie · Postby **Jamie** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:57 pm

[deck]Creatures (36)

1 Soul of New Phyrexia
3 Arbor Colossus
4 Elvish Mystic
4 Genesis Hydra
2 Hornet Queen
1 Reclamation Sage
4 Sylvan Caryatid
4 Voyaging Satyr
4 Courser of Kruphix
3 Eidolon of Blossoms
2 Polukranos, World Eater
2 Nylea, God of the Hunt
2 Xenagos, God of Revels
Lands (24)

20 Forest
4 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Sideboard

2 Mistcutter Hydra
4 Nylea's Disciple
2 Reclamation Sage
1 Eidolon of Blossoms
1 Back to Nature
3 Setessan Tactics
1 Unravel the Aether
1 See the Unwritten
[/deck]

This deck is basically the same thing as boros burn. Its the same goddamn deck!!!!!
You draw some cards, play some spells with your mana and then you win and everyone is mad at you!
This pisses me off that no one sees it!

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:00 pm

Scralt city bitch, scralt scralt city bitch
X-1, X-2, drop from the tourney bitch

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:02 pm

If the criteria for a deck to be R/W Burn is to:

1. Play spells
2. Win
3. Piss people off

Then every goddamned deck I've ever played has been R/W Burn.

Jamie · Postby **Jamie** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:07 pm

R/W burn was the best indeed.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:09 pm

The bar I was at was just called "Sports Bar"

The people in there looked like they could've been in From Dusk til Dawn

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:11 pm

i don't go to fnm

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:11 pm

i was referring to the hilarious time redthirst said his bouncing duties included gun fights with gang members
Shootings happen at those clubs and, when they do, Security generally shoots back... don't really know what you find so hilarious about that.

because you're lying, that makes it funny

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:21 pm

I think it was still on International. I'm staying at the Clarion across from the Convention Center. We literally drove 2 minutes to get there

The bar was in between an Asian jack shack and a liquor store that was just called "Liquor Store"

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:23 pm

When a place called "Massage" has posters of slutty Asian women on the outside, I have a pretty good idea about what goes on there

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:28 pm

i was referring to the hilarious time redthirst said his bouncing duties included gun fights with gang members
Shootings happen at those clubs and, when they do, Security generally shoots back... don't really know what you find so hilarious about that.
because you're lying, that makes it funny

I'm really not, but since I'll never convince you of that, you go ahead and be happy believing whatever you believe.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:30 pm

I learned long ago that if you've done anything remotely interesting in your life, that nobody on the internet will believe you because, gosh darn it, life is dull.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:17 am

Well I feel so #stillsore
I want to go home

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:32 am

I just X-2'd a Modern event with Burn

My loss was just funny and I'm not even salty. The kid is playing UW Merfolk and it's game 3. He's like an Onar type - scrumpy and disheveled, possible virgin, and I suspect he has some mental disability

Anyway, he's on the play, says he'll keep, and before I can resolve my mulligan he starts shaking, breathes heavily, and drops a Leyline on the table

Swear to god, if this was Hold Em, he would've just told everyone he has the Aces

I jeep a one lander cuz it has 2 guides and a combust and since I already know he's got the Leyline, I deem it good enough

Over the course of a few turns, he drops 2 spellskites, spreading seas my lone mountain, and drops cursecatchers

Welp, if you're gonna lose, lose big I suppose

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:34 am

Scrump city, bitch!

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:48 am

Piss on his wheelchair

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:58 am

It was Khaos.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure it was more of an Amoral action then an immoral one.

He didn't piss on the guys car do to any perceived slight, he simply did so because it was there.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:09 am

I'm standing next to PSully, Cedric Phillips, and Mathias Hunt while they're playing in their sealed pod

PSully turns to Hunt and bellows, "I'M GONNA BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU!! "

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:10 am

LP is right

It was me.

Weird and dumb shit happens when I drink

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:11 am

After listening to the last Ced Talks, I believe thise.

Christen · Postby **Christen** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:12 am

I ran zem's list last night and it went well except that it's still weak to lifegain strategies (someone actually ran Gray Merchant in a midrange Abzan shell). Hushwing Griffs on the board might be good if that picks up.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:14 am

I want to win that scrump trophy!

I did get 6 packs of Khans for 2-2 in the side event

I was the best of the worst

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:17 am

Piss on his wheelchair

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 3:36 am

I really hate R+D for not putting a doom blade in this standard.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 3:45 am

Deal with it

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 3:57 am

Trying to, but burn is horrible against big things and 3cc removals are horrible against little things. It really feels like a hole in the format. I guess we were spoiled with Dreadbore, Doom Blade and Ultimate Price...

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 3:58 am

What's the fewest mountains we can play Chained to the Rocks with?

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:12 am

RDW killed me on T3 today lol.

Jamie · Postby **Jamie** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:17 am

All the good decks right now are boring.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:23 am

Agree. I actually miss last standard.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:23 am

#thingsithoughtidneversay

NotARobot · Postby **NotARobot** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 6:26 am

I'm building that Japanese robots list for standard... it looks like stupid fun to play until the pro tour when the real decks will be defined.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:05 am

I miss Resto. and thragtusk

that was a good standard

magicdownunder · Postby **magicdownunder** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:36 am

I miss Resto. and thragtusk

that was a good standard

Pedros · Postby **Pedros** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:43 am

I miss Resto. and thragtusk

that was a good standard

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:32 am

I miss having a standard with more than one strategy and good mana.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:33 am

When is the Pro Tour by the way?

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:41 pm

Can't believe people are whining about Standard already

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:42 pm

It's been ONE FUCKING WEEK!

Dies to Removal

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