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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:26 pm

:iiam2: ?
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Postby Sara » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:26 pm

I'm probably one set of genitals away from being a neckbeard. :(
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:27 pm

That way, when there's blood on the sheets, Alex knows that he's the reason for it.
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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:28 pm

This has escalated quickly
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:29 pm

Alex is the reason for the worst DTR gimmick since The Last DTR User
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Postby Sara » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:29 pm

It's on a quick decline though.
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:29 pm

:mob:
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Postby Sara » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:33 pm

I don't hate you, it's that schoolyard shit where girls and guys pick on one another!
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:33 pm

Except that it's just Alex pushing himself down.
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Postby rcwraspy » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:58 pm

I have to be well-adjusted enough for the both of us in literally every social situation. It's exhausting.
This is the biggest tell that Sara is just an Alex gimmick. This is one of his favorite mis-used words.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:07 pm

:no:
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:29 pm

:lol:
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:
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Postby Self Medicated » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:51 pm

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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:14 am

If Sara is real, she probably has a bigger dick than Alex
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:34 am

Alex stole Maddings wife.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:45 am

RIP belza
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:01 am

Having a girlfriend =/= having a girlfriend posting on DTR
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:01 am

Just ask n.s, he knows the difference
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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:03 am

I think my wife would rather shoot herself than post on this website
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:17 am

I'd ask her for nudes, or at least lingerie shots
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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:33 am

They are nice.
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Postby magicdownunder » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:42 am

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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:02 am

Alex is becoming me six months ago which is all bad.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:20 am

You're too old to have radical changes in persona in six month increments. Get your shit together.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:30 am

No one is doubting her actual existence, just her existence on this forum.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:36 am

You're too old to have radical changes in persona in six month increments. Get your shit together.
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Postby Valdarith » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:51 am

I just pulled a Dig Through Time and a foil Dig Through Time in the same pack. Interesting...
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:53 am

The universe is trying to remind you about something you've forgotten.
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Postby RedNihilist » Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:31 am

I just pulled a Dig Through Time and a foil Dig Through Time in the same pack. Interesting...
I've done the same with Mantis Rider. :love2:
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Postby redthirst » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:14 pm

I'm probably marrying this woman. Unless she's hella crazy and I haven't seen it yet, anyway.
3 things:

1. All women are hella crazy, but

2. That shouldn't concern you for obvious reasons, and

3. Marrying? Not in God's Country, nancy.
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redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
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Postby windstrider » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:05 pm

Does anyone feel that Red Devotion has a place in the current Standard environment?
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Postby Tyrael » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:05 pm

Not without Boros Reckoner, Emily, Ashley or Frostburn Weird I'm afraid
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:23 pm

Why am I only just now finding this?

http://www.reddit.com/r/comeonandslam/
Because it's shit.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:40 pm

What is that pi button used for?
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:40 pm

For pie, duh
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:08 pm

What is that pi button used for?
For situations where you need half of tau.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:57 pm

It can't even fetch back your dignity either. Trade it for some Red commons instead!
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:55 pm

Love, it is a mother fucker. That's why I always say hos before bros.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:10 pm

Scrumps 'n fist bumps!
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:10 am

Decks before sex.
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