[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:01 pm

I'm down to join you, but I need longer notice! I'm watching football with friends now.

:ape:

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:18 pm

Foozball is the devil!

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:33 pm

Medula Oblongata!

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:39 pm

No, Colonel Sanders, YOU'RE wrong!

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:57 pm

Mamma says Spam's so ornery because he got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:01 pm

Vikki Vallencourt showed me he boobies and I liked them too!

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:05 pm

You think everything's the Devil!

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:30 pm

O'DOYLE RULES!

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:33 am

This thread is really weird.

it's shit

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:35 am

This thread is really weird.
it's shit

why even respond?

'female' accounts on this site post exactly twice then vanish forever.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:35 am

even scumbag's wife spurned us and her husband founded this place!

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:40 am

cause i'm single and ready to tingle

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:17 am

This thread is really weird.
it's shit

I saw za Highlander! It was shit!

magicdownunder · Postby **magicdownunder** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:46 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQIMHjFcyeo

If you guys have time please provide me some comments on video

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:31 am

everyone has time

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:39 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQIMHjFcyeo

If you guys have time please provide me some comments on video

I liked the video. What sort of mic are you using? I think some extra fidelity would help your clarity, it can be hard to understand you sometimes. Not sure if it's the mic or your annunciation, but I know the struggle since I had a terrible stutter when I was younger.

magicdownunder · Postby **magicdownunder** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:44 am

A cheap horrible USB headset + plus built in laptop cam/mic

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:49 am

To be fair this place is weird, we're just accustomed to it.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:53 am

A cheap horrible USB headset + plus built in laptop cam/mic

Hah, total scrumper move! Sell some of those boosters and revel in the increased page views / audio quality.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:34 am

To be fair this place is weird, we're just accustomed to it.

we're an eclectic mix of scrumps, trolls, malcontents, internet sociopaths, manchildren, scumbags, hispanics, men, men who want to be women, scientists, pedophile hunters, service members, deviants, shatters, feuders and every other type of hooligan you can find on the net.

Jack · Postby **Jack** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:38 am

Hey Spamalot, do you even play Magic anymore?

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:40 am

Hey Spamalot, do you even play Magic anymore?

haven't played since ZEN block rotated. got into comics then I got into video games and now I don't even have time for those anymore.

for some reason I still get excited for every spoiler season though.

Jack · Postby **Jack** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:52 am

And yet here you are, trolling a Magic site and calling us out for scrumpish behavior.

You must really like us

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:57 am

And yet here you are, trolling a Magic site and calling us out for scrumpish behavior.

You must really like us

this isn't a magic site. it's a troll site created by a vengeful Portuguese scientist thinly disguised as a magic site.

Sara · Postby **Sara** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:58 am

Sara's a gimmick, it's as clear as can be
For girls don't play MTG, you see!
Oh sure, they might try, for an hour or day
But they'll receive creepy flirtations and then run away!

I don't play Magic, I just read the books and comics. The multiverse is pretty interesting.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:14 am

You're lying!

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:08 am

Treasure Cruise started well in legacy

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:19 am

I've noticed a distinct pattern of people saying it's not as good as it appears, then they test it and proceed to state it is the nut high.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:29 am

Yup. I still think it gets banned.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:58 am

Implying Wizards actually gives a shit about legacy

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:05 am

Heh. They clearly never tested the card in modern or legacy.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:10 am

Think they mentioned they don't test for either, at least legacy anyways, they do make cards for them (they stated this for abrupt decay) which is frankly odd but whatever, I've never personally seen an article stating as much but it gets repeated enough though

Regardless, I don't think you'd need much testing to figure that it would be at least playable

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:47 am

Treasure Cruise started well in legacy

It looks like a Modern deck with that creature base!

http://sales.starcitygames.com//deckdat ... ckID=73431

Christen · Postby **Christen** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:50 am

I'm pretty sure we discussed this already but how much is too many tapped lands in a 24-land aggro deck?

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:20 am

Depends on how important having mana on turn one is in your particular deck - personally, I want 18-20 untapped lands that add mana of the color of my one drops in my Aggro decks.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:43 pm

Can someone explain the term 'Scrumper' to me?
Meet Scrumper:

Scrumper loses a lot at Magic, typically going X-2 at FNM. Scrumper has no girlfriend. His ex spurned him many moons ago and now he deals with his misogynistic rage by listening to heavy metal music and pretending to be tough guy nerd at FNM, to which his mother drives him. Scrumper is a budget player that only prefers to play with Red commons. He can't understand why he loses sometimes. At his best, he's
simply a beta male with women issues. At his worst, he's a whiny, self-absorbed man-child with borderline rape tendencies.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:23 pm

hahaha, awesome Khaos

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:27 pm

Why do people use SCG results to defend strategies and cards they like when said things do well at SCG but say SCG is crap and the results don't count when strategies and cards they don't like do well at SCG?

The SCG Paradox, also known as the Forum Retard Paradox.

:iiam2:

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:47 pm

Great Scott!

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