Getting back in touch!

[Gutter_Afficionado]

Hey Guys, I was recently browsing MTGSalvation, that shitty site got so worse since it got taken over by some corporation, and all of the sudden I couldn't find the Gutter any longer.

Fortunately I eventually found out about DTR by reading an archived copy of the Gutter there, and also managed to glance upon some warm recommendations from former members Arcadic and Promatim, who loved to rant in the CI subforum about some sort of internet terrorism activities you guys seem to be involved in nowadays, so I asked the corrupt staff to delete my account over there and immediately registered here so I can once again be trolled by my favorite internet heros!

Btw, mono-red and Metallica are my two passions in life, let me know if I can find any fellows with the same interests over here!

[hamfactorial]

[Khaospawn]

[( G_R )]

Welcome friend. There might or might not be a hidden subforum around here... you know the drill.

[( G_R )]

Rascals also knows the drill...

[Second Harkius]

I just hope this is a real user and not another gimmick to artificially pad the user count.

[Iesus]

[Kaitscralt]

don't talk to people who use underscores in their name

[Alex]

This thread delivered more than I thought it was going to, bravo.

[Gutter_Afficionado]

Haha guys, you definitely still got it, though I see a lot of new interesting chaps too! Nice to keep that recruitment drive going!

Anyway, where is god_child? that guy sure knew how to troll! Also I' might have missed a few of the oldtimers, where is that doktorcalimari guy? baguy? and what about the guys who loved to discuss drugs? where are they? Did we ever get to reconcile with mikeyG after he threw us under the bus?

[Gutter_Afficionado]

oh, and where is kijin? I see he is still a moderator of Market Street here, but I can't seem to find any of his recent posts, so maybe there's a hidden subforum I'm probably missing, right?

[Kaitscralt]

if someone is a mod here that means they quit the site

[Second Harkius]

Anyway, where is god_child? that guy sure knew how to troll! Also I' might have missed a few of the oldtimers, where is that doktorcalimari guy? baguy? and what about the guys who loved to discuss drugs? where are they? Did we ever get to reconcile with mikeyG after he threw us under the bus?

God_child vanished. Doktorcaligari quit the internet after him and his wife were revenge banned by corrupt mods on another site. Supposedly he's writing a book about being a victim of internet persecution. Baguy, upon discovering that another user on this site was in fact
white and not black, made him flip out and demand to be put back into the Matrix where "Ol dirty bastard meets carter 2 lil wayne meets slowed down busta rhymes." Yanni (better known as Yannus or Druggus) probably overdosed and died. RIP Yannus.

And we never reconciled with 'still sore' members like MikeyG. The only ugly sally mod brave enough to post here is Stardust and that's likely done out of his guilt for when he #defendedcowardice during the great gutter exodus of 2012.

[hamfactorial]

#scrump

[( G_R )]

We lost many guys to the tyranny of the neckbeards. Phantomo, Manasjap, Teefo, JT, Ximbad and many more.

[Kaitscralt]

can someone make a funny thread

[Mcdonalds]

No

[Gutter_Afficionado]

Guys, I think I'm going back to MTGSalvation

[Khaospawn]

Faggot

[Kaitscralt]

Guys, I think I'm going back to MTGSalvation

I know I am

[( G_R )]

May god guide you on your quest.

[Gutter_Afficionado]

Yeah I'm sorry to be such a boner killer, but I have been trying to find the Gutter in here to no avail, and its been a full week in which I haven't seen anyone from the old guard. I haven't felt trolled enough and this is eventually going to leave me with a sour taste in my mouth.

I guess I could stick around in other sections, but I feel this is not for me, all I see is talk about budg caj, scrumping and going X-2 in FNM's this is not the forum I was hoping for. Also whats the deal with you obsession on red cammons, geez...

Anyway, thanks for the memories I guess, good luck in your future endeavors.

[Kaitscralt]

take me with you

[Second Harkius]

Yeah I'm sorry to be such a boner killer, but I have been trying to find the Gutter in here to no avail, and its been a full week in which I haven't seen anyone from the old guard. I haven't felt trolled enough and this is eventually going to leave me with a sour taste in my mouth.

I guess I could stick around in other sections, but I feel this is not for me, all I see is talk about budg caj, scrumping and going X-2 in FNM's this is not the forum I was hoping for. Also whats the deal with you obsession on red cammons, geez...

Anyway, thanks for the memories I guess, good luck in your future endeavors.

All you will find on Sally is and :
trap:

[( G_R )]

[Second Harkius]

RIP Gutter_Afficionado

[hamfactorial]

Goodnight, sweet prince

[redthirst]

Amazing

[Mogadishu Jones]

Im still here!

[Kaitscralt]

Well you know this wasn't a Spam gimmick as soon as the mtgs thread popped up, he wouldn't risk getting banned again

[Gutter_Afficionado]

I've been banned from mtgsalvation

All I did was posting that I was glad to get back in touch with that great community?

[Gutter_Afficionado]

I guess they don't like MTG players from Turkey

[( G_R )]

You were banned for being Tom Servo.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Whatever you do about your ban, just stay away from the Rape Cave! #itwillcorruptyou

[( G_R )]

I went inside the rapecave and they were the ones wounded.

[( G_R )]

#wounds

[Second Harkius]

I've been banned from mtgsalvation

All I did was posting that I was glad to get back in touch with that great community?

Wow! Looks like you were taken out back and shot, no mention of you in the banned user thread and your intro post was archived in a hidden forum.

I guess they didn't mention you in the banned user thread because A) they have no idea who it was and don't want to look like an idiot guessing or B) you frighten them more than all of the rippers and scammers they do mention in the banned user thread.

[( G_R )]

Actually, C) They think some people get a hard-on when seeing their names on the banned members thread and they refuse to give them the pleasure. True story.

[( G_R )]

#wounds