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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:52 pm

FIFY (include the http:// in the tag)

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:05 pm

adult swim "humor"

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:05 pm

so bad.

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Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:11 pm

Terrible, I don't know how they think they can make a series out of that
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
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Postby Blackhound » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:29 pm

Who scared Kijin off ?

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Postby Stardust » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:47 pm

Me.
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Postby Blackhound » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:49 pm

Oh ok then.

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Postby Stardust » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:00 pm

Two years from now, badman will come back. Having turned his life around, he's no longer fat, no longer angry and in a happy relationship with a girl with only a few mental issues. Around the same time, Kijin returns as well having lost his job after overzealously reporting on a false claim that Michael Jordan was joining the Green Bay Packers.
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Postby Stardust » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:01 pm

Kazekirimaru returns a year later after finally breaking out of an abusive and controlling relationship with an Amish girl. Madding disappears shortly thereafter under similar circumstances.
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Postby Stardust » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:02 pm

Yanni is dead and never comes back. :(
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Postby Blackhound » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:03 pm

Rezombad, Corruption watch ?

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Postby Blackhound » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:04 pm

Manders ?

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Postby Stardust » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:06 pm

Rezombad, Corruption watch ?
Both simply moved on to greener pastures, eventually finding love amid the tangle of bickering and deception that was their initial relationship.
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Postby Stardust » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:10 pm

Manders ?
Manders, convinced that she had caught cancer from her mother-in-law, fled to the jungles of Guatemala for medical treatment since American doctors refused to work with her. 19 months from today she will return to America, cancer free, with a strong belief in voodoo to go with her recurring malaria fevers.
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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:33 pm

it is funny how many people have the impulse to flee the internet when faced with real life problems.

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:33 pm

you'd think they'd sink deeper into their online personas.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:41 pm

Manders ?
Manders, convinced that she had caught cancer from her mother-in-law, fled to the jungles of Guatemala for medical treatment since American doctors refused to work with her. 19 months from today she will return to America, cancer free, with a strong belief in voodoo to go with her recurring malaria fevers.
hunger level red
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:43 pm

Kazekirimaru returns a year later after finally breaking out of an abusive and controlling relationship with an Amish girl. Madding disappears shortly thereafter under similar circumstances.
I would do a free willy jump over a beaming child into an apartment
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9 guests debating on what online personas they want to use on DTR.

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:54 pm

here are some personas that haven't been taken:

sexually repressed religious guy
racist middle aged biker dude
weeaboo with substance issues
Nikki Minaj stalker
guy who claims to put up good mtg results but never offers proof
fat housewife who keeps talking about her failed diets
Somali pirate
Arctic explorer
Barack Obama's personal dog groomer
Jimmy Hoffa
dumpy alternative music guy with facial piercings

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:58 pm

personas that have been taken:

Hospital security guard
Vengeful rocket scientist
South American office manager who is contemplating an affair
Japanese girl
Navy sailor
Marine
Black dude who is actually white
Australian stoner kid
Angry retired MTGS mod
Nerdy goth who catches pedos for a living
Misogynist beta male who goes X-2 at every FNM
Man who wants to be a woman
Man who was spurned by his girlfriend and can't get over it
Suburbanite wrestling fan who loses to children at card games
Tryhard with a ponytail

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:03 pm

speaking of Nikki Minaj....dat Anaconda video.... :o

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:08 pm

I was shaken to my core.

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:10 pm

I haven't been that shaken since I visited DTR and saw all of the vile comments that were posted there.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:13 pm

DTR spurned guest
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:14 pm

I was shaken to my core.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:16 pm

left my keys on my desk, took bus home, walked home from bus stop when I realized my error, sitting outside waiting for Belza to get home, watching neighborhood like a newborn vampire
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:21 pm

has anyone seen that new show The Strain? is it any good?

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:22 pm

left my keys on my desk, took bus home, walked home from bus stop when I realized my error, sitting outside waiting for Belza to get home, watching neighborhood like a newborn vampire
I know what you need:

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:30 pm

has anyone seen that new show The Strain? is it any good?
It's above average, but it won't knock your socks off.

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:33 pm

has anyone seen that new show The Strain? is it any good?
It's above average, but it won't knock your socks off.
so it's no "Anaconda" by Nikki Minaj.

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:38 pm

the song is crap so just put it on mute and enjoy the .... production values.

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the 9 guests have left to research their new personas.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:41 pm

has anyone seen that new show The Strain? is it any good?
It's above average, but it won't knock your socks off.
so it's no "Anaconda" by Nikki Minaj.
because it knocked your sock off your foot and onto your dick
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:42 pm

has anyone seen that new show The Strain? is it any good?
It's above average, but it won't knock your socks off.
so it's no "Anaconda" by Nikki Minaj.
because it knocked your sock off your foot and onto your dick
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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:27 pm

Once upon a time there were jungles in Guatemala.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:27 pm

Our doctors are top notch BTW.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:28 pm

Not all of them.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets


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