[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Khaospawn]

all cults of personality disintegrate when the leader goes away.

Then it's time for a new leader?

[Alex]

I formally elect myself. Henceforth, Tuesdays shall be Khaos day, a day where we try and fit as many profanities into each post as we can. Saturday and Sunday are the days of rest, otherwise known as the Hamfactorial, and on these days it is encouraged that you go to the gym and pump iron, because your refusal to masturbate has left you with an empowered state of both body and mind.

The rest of the week is still normal, except that every other Friday is Rocky Horror Appreciation day.

[TBuzzsaw]

[Tyrael]

Zombie Elspeth doesn't fit with her character at all

it'd be a major storyline screwup on wizards part

this logic makes no sense whatsoever

The high and mighty elspeth, pinnacle of purity would make a great zombie according to you? Lol dude

[Jack]

...yes. You wouldn't look at her the same, of course; it would be an Anikan Skywalker to Darth Vader type of thing.

[Kaitscralt]

Zombie Elspeth doesn't fit with her character at all

it'd be a major storyline screwup on wizards part

this logic makes no sense whatsoever

The high and mighty elspeth, pinnacle of purity would make a great zombie according to you? Lol dude

are you aware of the accepted concept of a zombie?

[Kaitscralt]

in this case, someone in this very thread said the returned can't remember their previous life, so I'm not sure why you think it would matter how Elspeth used to be

[Dechs Kaison]

in this case, someone in this very thread said the returned can't remember their previous life, so I'm not sure why you think it would matter how Elspeth used to be

I wouldn't even go that far. Death is a scary damn thing. If Elspeth were offered a chance at a second life, even with the use of some evil magic... well, evil's just a perspective anyway, isn't it?

[Col. Khaddafi]

Zombie Elspeth doesn't fit with her character at all

it'd be a major storyline screwup on wizards part

this logic makes no sense whatsoever

The high and mighty elspeth, pinnacle of purity would make a great zombie according to you? Lol dude

Mikaeus

[DroppinSuga]

Mikaeus became Unhallowed

[Stardust]

Elspeth the Unhallowed [mana]2BB[/mana]
Planeswalker - Elspeth
+1: Each creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
+1: Target creature gets -3/-3 and loses flying until end of turn.
-8: Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.
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[RedNihilist]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing".

[hamfactorial]

Haha, delightfully broken

[Mcdonalds]

That would be a very annoying walker

[Mcdonalds]

Moreso than resolved elspeth knight errant

[DroppinSuga]

Lily turn 3, Elspeth turn 4

gg

[hamfactorial]

Call the deck Scissor Sisters

[Valdarith]

Chandra will be very upset.

[Lightning_Dolt]

That sounds like a fair card lol.

[Second Harkius]

Madding arguing mtg flavor with FOSers is the low point of his internet tenure.

[DroppinSuga]

Spam, your trolling has gone down hill since you became a seaman.

[Second Harkius]

Where is John Scroatles when we need him?

[DroppinSuga]

He was banned from MTGS and went into hiding over at Magecraft.

[Second Harkius]

Nobody will ever find him there.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Our next cult shall be centered around Red Scrumper.

Hail Scrumper!

[Dechs Kaison]

Hey, where is this front page I keep hearing about?

[hamfactorial]

We have up to 3 people hardly working on it!

[admin]

http://diestoremoval.com/drupal

but shhh, its a supa secret beta

[hamfactorial]

It also contains blatant racism! #corruption

[Khaospawn]

It also contains blatant racism! #corruption

That's the best part of it all.

[DroppinSuga]

That's what admin does when he's mad at us.

[Khaospawn]

It's not even 5 o'clock and I'm drunk.

[hamfactorial]

That is both down and dirty

[Khaospawn]

Since I have no shame, I'm jut gonna post this for everybody.

Yes, this is what I do when I've worked 40 hours in 4 days, have been up since 230 am, and have been drinking since 3pm....

Oh, and I've never done this before. Camera quality is shitty. So is my playing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQRgE73uJXk

[Khaospawn]

Yeah, I'm drinking beer and playing to Iron Maiden's Live After Death. Don't judge me.

[Khaospawn]

I butchered the guitar solo...

[Khaospawn]

One day, I can only hope that they use this to torture Taliban insurgents instead of waterboarding them...

[Platypus]

I checked out that video without any sound. It looked weird. But in a good way.

[Khaospawn]

I checked out that video without any sound. It looked weird. But in a good way.

Maybe youtube did that to protect your hearing? Cuz it's pretty awful.

[hamfactorial]

Is that Mogis on stage?