[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Jack · Postby **Jack** » Wed May 28, 2014 11:32 am

Happy b-day, Keith!

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:10 pm

Just built UWR Kiki Control. On another note Happy Bday Raida!

me too.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:36 pm

Happy Birthday Keith!

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed May 28, 2014 2:08 pm

happy birthday you dumb dirty dolt

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Wed May 28, 2014 2:23 pm

Turn 1:
Misty Rainforest, go
Misty Rainforest, fetch Overgrown Tomb, Birds of Paradise
EOT fetch Island, Twisted Image your Bird

Turn 2:
Sulfur Falls, Spreading Seas your Overgrown Tomb

>:)
I'm scared to ask what deck you were playing that had this combination of cards in it...

Twin. Twisted Image is the new hot tech. As for Spreading Seas, well...

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Wed May 28, 2014 2:24 pm

Also, happy birthday Keith! And happy birthday Radia in case I missed it.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:01 pm

Evidently it's birthday season. Happy birthday Raida and LD.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:07 pm

Boring white playmat is boring, so I took a permanent marker to it.

Okay, I took two permanent markers to it.

Let's play a game I invented. It's called "guess where I fucked it up twice". The prize for winning is one internet.

Postby **Stardust** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:10 pm

That's sweet. I have no guess. Looks good.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:11 pm

I'm assuming it's the big blotchy part in the middle of the right hand.

Tyrael · Postby **Tyrael** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:18 pm

Happy birthday LD!

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:25 pm

It's two parts in the red where I started coloring what should have been white, because fuck paying attention.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:30 pm

Turn 1:
Misty Rainforest, go
Misty Rainforest, fetch Overgrown Tomb, Birds of Paradise
EOT fetch Island, Twisted Image your Bird

Turn 2:
Sulfur Falls, Spreading Seas your Overgrown Tomb

>:)
I'm scared to ask what deck you were playing that had this combination of cards in it...
Twin. Twisted Image is the new hot tech. As for Spreading Seas, well...

Twisted
Image keeps trolling my Spellskites, so I'm back on Auriok Champion for max lulz.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:38 pm

And I just found out I'll be going to Japan near the end of June.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:39 pm

Shit. I'm going to Japan, and all I know about their culture comes from anime.

What do I need to know?

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:43 pm

Just keep your head down and try not to make an ass of yourself. Don't be afraid to ask for directions, but be respectful while doing so. Avoid hostess bars unless you enjoy being shaken down for all of your money. (It's like a strip club except you don't even get to see tits.)

Most importantly, if you don't speak any Japanese, stay in the touristy cities. We ventured a little too far off of the beaten path when we went to see castles in Kyoto, and...well, if it weren't for a friend of mine, we would have been hopelessly lost. Nobody out there speaks English and they're not terribly receptive to charades either...

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:03 pm

Google makes a translation app that can help you tell cab drivers where to go, say short phrases, etc. Not useful for a conversation, but helps with road signs and directions.

The Japanese are very polite to the point of lying if it prevents confrontation, so it's easy to get run in circles through misunderstanding.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:23 pm

Just say anime.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:29 pm

Raida and Keith - Happy Birthday, ya filthy animals.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:32 pm

1, 2, 10!

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:33 pm

Boring white playmat is boring, so I took a permanent marker to it.

Okay, I took two permanent markers to it.

Let's play a game I invented. It's called "guess where I fucked it up twice". The prize for winning is one internet.

When you superimposed Chinese-American, Bruce Lee on the Japanese naval flag? A flag that to China and the Chinese is the equivalent of a Nazi flag? The flag under which Bruce Lee's teacher, Ip Man, lived in terror during the Japanese occupation of China? Lol

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:34 pm

Everything I know about Japan comes from Godzilla films. So just stay away from Tokyo, Hokkaido, and basically any nuclear power plant and you'll be fine.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:35 pm

Shit. I'm going to Japan, and all I know about their culture comes from anime.

What do I need to know?

Don't be one of those guys lol. If you want to talk about Japan, just ask. I lived there for four years.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:37 pm

is it true that their private holes slant side to side like their eyes

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:37 pm

evoking a mythic samurai waterfall effect

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:38 pm

I was under the impression that all Asian women had pixelated vaginas.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:39 pm

1, 2, 10!

You been smoochin' wit everybody! Cliff, Leo, Bony Bob, Little Moe with the gimpy leg! I can go on forever baby!

Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:41 pm

I was under the impression that all Asian women had pixelated vaginas.

That's the main reason why I don't like to watch Asian porn. That and the annoying, child-like squeals / moans/ fuck noises they make. It's no fun to watch porn in silence.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:46 pm

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:54 pm

Happy birthday LD!! No snappy one liners from me, just well wishes.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Wed May 28, 2014 5:42 pm

Boring white playmat is boring, so I took a permanent marker to it.

Okay, I took two permanent markers to it.

Let's play a game I invented. It's called "guess where I fucked it up twice". The prize for winning is one internet.
When you superimposed Chinese-American, Bruce Lee on the Japanese naval flag? A flag that to China and the Chinese is the
equivalent of a Nazi flag? The flag under which Bruce Lee's teacher, Ip Man, lived in terror during the Japanese occupation of China? Lol

DerWille · Postby **DerWille** » Wed May 28, 2014 6:04 pm

Shit. I'm going to Japan, and all I know about their culture comes from anime.

What do I need to know?

If you know enough Japanese to ask for directions, you have to pretend like you're super embarrassed, like middle schooler asking his crush to the dance. Otherwise, you'll freak them out and they'll run away with the words, "I no speak English!" hanging on the wind. Or, you'll get people who pretend like they can't understand a word you're saying even though the Japanese you spoke is 100% correct and you didn't mess up the pronunciation.

Bakeries are your friend. Learn to love them. For 3 or 4 bucks you get a decent amount of food that stay with you for a few hours. Go to them when you're hungry.

On the other end
of the spectrum, stay the hell away from Italian food. It's disgusting. Like... ick... Anything other type of food in Japan is better than Japanese Italian.

Trains are easy. The red box is where you are. Find where you want to go. The number inside that box is how much you need to pay to get there. If you fuck up and go to the wrong station, just hop on another train. You don't need to pay any extra as long as you don't go through any gates. If you decide you need to go somewhere else after you've paid, there are fare adjustment machines.

Shadiness level of an area in Japan is directly proportional to the number of Pachinko parlors you find. Also, even if you're in the middle of no where, you'll find a pachinko parlor.

"Nomihoudai" means all you can drink, and yes, there is all you can drink alcohol for like $10 to $20. "Tabehoudai" is all you can eat. It goes for about the same. Exploit these.

RaidaTheBlade · Postby **RaidaTheBlade** » Wed May 28, 2014 8:08 pm

ALWAYS learn the word for bathroom whenever you travel. Also learn how to politely ask where it is.

Signs should point you there, but it's always good to know just in case.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed May 28, 2014 8:14 pm

lots of hookers in japan

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Wed May 28, 2014 8:59 pm

I think fucking japaneese people sideways could be a good idea.
They still try to run away, but at least you get all the fun.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed May 28, 2014 9:03 pm

Me ruv you rong time.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed May 28, 2014 9:03 pm

No soul brother

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Wed May 28, 2014 9:29 pm

No sour brother

Fixed that for ya!

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Wed May 28, 2014 9:51 pm

Shit. I'm going to Japan, and all I know about their culture comes from anime.

What do I need to know?

You should be good. It's exactly like that IRL in Japan.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed May 28, 2014 9:53 pm

good, I love big bright eyes

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