[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[hamfactorial]

HIIT master race reporting in

[Dechs Kaison]

Well, uh, I'm still taking suggestions on workout music. You can probably help there.

[Platypus]

No.

I already strength train. I need cardio.

Just go out and run?

[DroppinSuga]

Get off your and HIIT

[hamfactorial]

Stop trying to HIIT me and HIIT me!

[LP, of the Fires]

Don't stop me now by Queen.

[hamfactorial]

Something is really wrong with the slivers in M14....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NYDcQnnflw

Like, Subs and Comments would be welcomed....

They should say that "Dude, you are not a real team player."

Two arms instead of one?

"The queen sure let herself go on standards if you know what I mean?" "she needs to stay away from the sexual predators"

The i am a monster thing is just not funny enough.
Dig deep in your FoS mind and go to the gutter.

A 1/1 colorless sliver is shown on screen.

A red sliver enters, both start running in place with "haste" above their heads. They both smile.

A blue sliver enters, the colorless and red sliver both start hovering in place. "Flying" appears above all three. They smile.

A black sliver enters. The colorless, red and blue slivers all freeze, look down, peek inside their waistline, then cheer and high five each other.

Find a way to name the last one "Magnum Sliver"

[hamfactorial]

Spoiler alert: the previous post was racist

[DroppinSuga]

We're all a little bit racist.

[Alex]

It's true. I'm not into Asians.

[Lightning_Dolt]

It's true. I'm not into Asians.

I am.

[Midnight_v]

...How was that racist?

Sounds awesome though, anyway I was thinking about that bullshit argument from earlier.
Aggro Control.

Dude said delver was the only aggro control deck he could think of... but being a neck beard the Deck that comes to mind when someone says that is:

Machinehead. Tom Van Goughs deck from invasion back in the day. It was like the first time people started using that term. (well actually there was also ponza, but land d, red got fucked on that deal eventuall)

So moving on taking those decks into account, if I look at it right now the deck that jumps out at me as being almost CLASSIC Aggro-control?

Black X Devotion.

It actually plays a whole lot like machine head.
Machine head would go:
turn 1: Duress,
turn 2: Ritual, Phyrexian Scuta or Blazing specter
Follow with a rishadan port for a turn till they can cast honest spells...
like flame-tongue kavu.

The Decks we fight
all the time today really want to go:
Turn 1: thoughtsieze
Turn 2: Packrat... or Turn 2 removal/discard paving the way for Demon. . .
packrat... pact rat..

Having played machine head when Fires and U/W control were the only decks. . . playing monoblack feels incredibly similar.

[nme]

It's true. I'm not into Asians.

Not even South Koreans? I'm not all that into Asians either, but SK women are gods gift to men.

[DroppinSuga]

I don't like midnight black women, but other than that, I'll take 'em all

[Alex]

I like Jewish women. Apparently I have a type, and they fit it.

[Kazekirimaru]

I'm trying to figure out a good cardio workout involving a jump rope.

Anyone have experience with this sort of thing with advice?

Run.

[LP, of the Fires]

I'll take most anything brown.

For white women, they're fine, but I prefer them like porcelain if I got to pick. Pretty and to behold, but delicate and hollow on the inside.

[hamfactorial]

The "hollow on the inside" bit put that post over the line to serial killer status

[Alex]

The "hollow on the inside" bit put that post over the line to serial killer status

He only likes white chicks with Asperger's. Or white strippers. Or both.





....hey LP, whatsup boo?

[Alex]

Just kidding, I'm not a stripper. But I should be.

[DroppinSuga]

I'd fuck me.

[Alex]

[zemanjaski]

Won the store legacy finals last night with a JTMS ult.

[deck]
[b:32h7c1a2]Creatures[/b:32h7c1a2]
2 Trinket Mage

[b:32h7c1a2]Planeswalkers[/b:32h7c1a2]
3 Liliana of the Veil
3 Jace the Mind Sculptor

[b:32h7c1a2]Artifacts[/b:32h7c1a2]
2 Crucible of Worlds
1 Engineered Explosives
1 Pithing Needle
1 Sensei's Divining Top

[b:32h7c1a2]Instants[/b:32h7c1a2]
4 Brainstorm
4 Force of Will
2 Spell Pierce
4 Stifle

[b:32h7c1a2]Sorceries[/b:32h7c1a2]
4 Innocent Blood
1 Inquisition of Kozilek
4 Thoughtseize
1 Toxic Deluge

[b:32h7c1a2]Lands[/b:32h7c1a2]
2 Creeping Tar Pit
2 Island
1 Marsh Flats
2 Misty Rainforest
4 Polluted Delta
2 River of Tears
4 Underground Sea
4 Wasteland

[b:32h7c1a2]Sideboard[/b:32h7c1a2]
3 Baleful Strix
1 Darkblast
2 Engineered Plague
3 Flusterstorm
2 Hymn to Tourach
2 Nihil Spellbomb
1 Toxic Deluge
1 Zuran Orb
[/deck]

[Lightning_Dolt]

I now write for mtgcanada.com. First article should come out tomorrow. Working hard on becoming a less successful version of Zem lol.

[LP, of the Fires]

Won the store legacy finals last night with a JTMS ult.

[deck]
Creatures
2 Trinket Mage

Planeswalkers
3 Liliana of the Veil
3 Jace the Mind Sculptor

Artifacts
2 Crucible of Worlds
1 Engineered Explosives
1 Pithing Needle
1 Sensei's Divining Top

Instants
4 Brainstorm
4 Force of Will
2 Spell Pierce
4 Stifle

Sorceries
4 Innocent Blood
1 Inquisition of Kozilek
4 Thoughtseize
1 Toxic Deluge

Lands
2 Creeping Tar Pit
2 Island
1 Marsh Flats
2 Misty Rainforest
4 Polluted Delta
2 River of Tears
4 Underground Sea
4 Wasteland

Sideboard
3 Baleful Strix
1
Darkblast
2 Engineered Plague
3 Flusterstorm
2 Hymn to Tourach
2 Nihil Spellbomb
1 Toxic Deluge
1 Zuran Orb
[/deck]

Nope, still never beating this with storm lol.

[zemanjaski]

Its heavy aggro matchups are all very poor, but everyone is playing elves, delver variants, sneak and show, storm or D&T which I can beat. They're not absurdly favourable or anything (well, S&S is) but they're winnable and you attack from an angle that they're often not ready for.

[zemanjaski]

I now write for mtgcanada.com. First article should come out tomorrow. Working hard on becoming a less successful version of Zem lol.

So still a better version of everything else? Well done.

[TBuzzsaw]

It's true. I'm not into Asians.

Well there goes my shot.

[LP, of the Fires]

Thought this deck was running factories before? I guess you're only running 21 lands and 4 wastelands.

[zemanjaski]

I wanted more coloured sources and there has been a move towards more people playing PWs; Creeping Tar Pit pressures walkers much better.

[DroppinSuga]

Creeping Tar Pit is one of my favorite cards ever. Well done Zem! And congrats LD! Tell Alexander Haynes that he's beautiful.

[zemanjaski]

Earlier versions featured 1x Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas and two artifact lands to have a more aggressive sideboard plan, but it was more cute and less reliable than just relying on ulting Jace.

[zemanjaski]

That was with two less basics in the main, I don't mean I sideboarded in two extra lands as well.

[DroppinSuga]

Have you been happy when you drew Toxic Deluge? I've been surprised to not see it be used more.

[zemanjaski]

I don't think this is a very popular archetype, UBx decks typically run a LOT more creatures so Deluge isn't good ~ in this deck it is very good. People are playing decks full of x/1s and x/2s now so it is just amazing. If RUG delver wasn't a deck you would run Drown in sorrow, but sometimes you need to kill a bigger Goyf.

[Lightning_Dolt]

I now write for mtgcanada.com. First article should come out tomorrow. Working hard on becoming a less successful version of Zem lol.

So still a better version of everything else? Well done.

Hopefully you don't mind my use of Jaya Ballard quotes lol.They seemed to fit what I was going for.

I think I'm going to rework my article for GP: Nagoya for GP: Kobe and use that as well.

[Purp]

Kobe.


Lebron.

Kobe.


Lebron.

[Lightning_Dolt]

They're basketball players, right?

[Purp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb5Q8Mo0Xjo

idk how to embed video

[DroppinSuga]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb5Q8Mo0Xjo